Two Explosions at Boston Marathon Finish Line

[ELVIS]

So, all they gotta do now is kill the other one and case closed ??

Dead men tell no tales...

YAY !!!

Until they try it again...

[FORD]

Boston PD just shut down all public transit. That should make the morning commute go well.....but they're telling people to stay the fuck home anyway.

[ELVIS]

I guess this is Dipshit #1 dying in custody ??

Sure looks alive to me, and not resisting arrest...



And everyone was told to stay indoors and turn off their cell phones out of fear that they could trigger improvised explosive devices ??

I guess whoever took this photo didn't get the memo...

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

The suspect in custody died in the hospital of multiple gunshot and blast injuries...

[ELVIS]

The suspect in custody died in the hospital of multiple gunshot and blast injuries...

LMAO!!!

What-the-fuck-ever...

[Nickdfresh]

LMAO!!!

What-the-fuck-ever...

Obviously the police caught the U.S. special forces agent provocateurs!

[Nickdfresh]

So you're the two most wanted men in America.... certainly in the city of Boston. So what do you do for fun?

Hey, let's go rob a 7-11!

Yeah.... rather than hiding out and skipping town, these dumbfucks decided they really needed a goddamned Slurpee.

In further news, it seems that Dipshit #1 has died in custody (incoming, Satan!). And Dipshit#2 - "Curly Whitecap" - he's the one who got away.

I believe they were trying to rob it...

[ELVIS]

Obviously the police caught the U.S. special forces agent provocateurs!

No, they killed someone and now they're looking to kill someone else...

Because in this case, where the plot needs to be covered up, the best kind of pasty is a dead patsy...

[FORD]

I guess this is Dipshit #1 dying in custody ??

Sure looks alive to me, and not resisting arrest...



And everyone was told to stay indoors and turn off their cell phones out of fear that they could trigger improvised explosive devices ??

I guess whoever took this photo didn't get the memo...

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that's the suspect. He might have been the driver of the SUV that the dipshits carjacked.

The cops ran over Dipshit #1, so he wouldn't have looked that good lying in the street. Also apparently was wearing a suicide bomb, which this guy isn't.

[FORD]

No, they killed someone and now they're looking to kill someone else...

Because in this case, where the plot needs to be covered up, the best kind of pasty is a dead patsy...

I don't think there's much doubt left that these two are guilty as fuck.

Now, if and when they try to claim these two white guys are from Iran, THEN you can call bullshit, because I'll be doing exactly that.

[ELVIS]

CNN Bullshit

Dozens of police officers descended on the Boston suburb, where many of them, the Boston Globe reports, "were screaming about improvised explosive devices." Confusion reigned as the night inched toward morning with—as has become all too common in this particular story—conflicting reports about how many people were in custody and whether they had any connection to the marathon bombing.

At one point, an unknown person of interest stripped naked—presumably at the request of police to ensure he was not carrying some type of explosives—and was captured on camera by CNN walking in police custody. It is unclear what, if any, connection that man had to the unfolding manhunt. CNN reports that he has since been released.

Police have instructed residents of Watertown to remain inside this morning as officers continue to go door-to-door in pursuit of Suspect 2, the man who was wearing a white, backwards cap in the FBI photos released Thursday.

"We believe this to be a terrorist," a police spokesman told reporters at an early morning briefing that provided the first official confirmation that the night's activities were tied to the marathon attack. "We believe this to be a man who has come here to kill people."

Link!

[ELVIS]

The media is gonna have hard time linking those two to the Tea Party, conservatives, gun owners, Christians or libertarians...

But they'll try...

[ELVIS]

The cops ran over Dipshit #1, so he wouldn't have looked that good lying in the street. Also apparently was wearing a suicide bomb, which this guy isn't.

Isn't that a bit overly sensational ??

[Nickdfresh]

No, they killed someone and now they're looking to kill someone else...

Because in this case, where the plot needs to be covered up, the best kind of pasty is a dead patsy...

Simply idiotic...

[FORD]

The patsy thing really doesn't work here.....

Unlike Lee Harvey Oswald or James Earl Ray, these fuckers have actually been seen committing terrorist acts and using terrorist weapons.