Hundreds of Thousands to Be Questioned on Eligibility for Obamacare Subsidies...

[Nitro Express]

The honest to God truth is that Monsatan's mutant corn poison has already damaged my liver far more than alcohol ever did. As much as I love good beer, I was never an alcoholic. But I did drink Coca-Cola like water pretty much through the entire 1980s and half the 1990s, before I realized what it was doing to me.

Alcohol in moderation is actually healthy. As long as it's the real deal and not loaded with impurities, like most of the cheap shit is. I'd actually like to drink more red wine because of the anti-oxidants, but I'm allergic to sulfites, and just try finding wine without that shit. Yeah, even the "organics"

I'm allergic to sulfates as well. Sulfates are put into wine to make it clear. Without sulfates wine goes cloudy and it wouldn't sell.

[Nitro Express]

Damn right! Who wants to live forever?

I almost bit the big one a few years back. Some days I go,"I survived for this shit?" Ah it's like riding a motorcycle. Sometimes you just say fuck it and roll the throttle on.

[Nitro Express]

Fuck it. Let's get drunk!

[ashstralia]

So is lawn bowling more popular than kangaroo humping?

You need a new joke, man.

[ELVIS]

I'd actually like to drink more red wine because of the anti-oxidants, but I'm allergic to sulfites, and just try finding wine without that shit. Yeah, even the "organics"

Make your own...

And if it's good, you can collect donations...

[Nitro Express]

Are you sure? I thought it was having enough fake money to be able to piss on nine Vegas call girls at once.

The American Dream is having it any way you want. Sometimes you want to be the pissed on slave. Sometimes you want to be the dominant piss on the slaves master.

[Nitro Express]

No idea what any of that means.

Lawn bowling is playing with big balls. You should be experienced in that.

[Anonymous]

The American Dream is having it any way you want. Sometimes you want to be the pissed on slave. Sometimes you want to be the dominant piss on the slaves master.

So what? So LET'S DANCE!

I wish Steve Perry would stop looking at me like that, though.

It makes me feel kinda funny. And it's not exactly unpleasant. Oy vey!

Cheers!

[Nitro Express]

I hated Journey but I loved going to their concerts. It was a pussy rich environment. I once suffered through a Rick Springfield concert. The tickets bought me some pussy.

[Nitro Express]

The thing is. You can't have enough piss. A little ain't enough.



There's Mr. Roth again. Celebrating the American dream. I want to get pissed on by a Yankee Rose.

[Nitro Express]

You will never get laid at a Rush concert but people buy the tickets because the music is good. I have no idea why people waste their money on Sammy Hagar concerts. You will neither get laid and the music sucks. The only people at Sammy shows are Wal-Mart retards. Sammy looks like he bought his wardrobe in the children's pajama section.

[Anonymous]

Celebrating the American dream. I want to get pissed on by a Yankee Rose.

Wearing blackface? I'll have some of that, too!

But in different rooms, otherwise people might think we're queer.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Ya know, I may not be as "mature" or "grown up" as some people claim to be, but this is the Army I love & the reason I joined ten years ago*.

Thread derailing, having a larf, celebrating 80s Dave... Sure, there's some bickering, but it's minor stuff cuntpared to "The Before Time", & there's nothing vicious or mean-spirited.

I'd say we may have gone a bit too far with our joke, but I think that it eventually paid off rather nicely, wouldn't you agree?

Cheers!

*Actually, I joined to download videos. I used to have a life back then, you wouldn't catch me being a loser on the internet like you losers on the internet.

[FORD]

Make your own...

And if it's good, you can collect donations...

I don't have any space to do it in. Really wish I did. My dad made his own wine for years. It was some great stuff. My grandpa did as well, though his quality kinda went downhill when he used creosote covered logs to build his wine cellar, and the stench managed to transfer itself into the product.

[binnie]

Man, Journey SUCK.