Which Spammy Van Hagar song proves Van Halen no longer exists ?

[Panamark]

Ok, this is a toughie. There area so many crap Van hagar songs.
But which one, really doesnt even sound like Van Halen at all....
Cant Stop Loving you springs to mind.....

[ThrillsNSpills]

That's the worst one of the bunch Panamark.

It sounds like the theme to 90210.

[nosuchluck]

1. feels so good
2. love walks in

[Iannu]

the new songs on the best of both worlds. absolute crap.

[Matt White]

Gotta go with "Up Chuck For Breakfast". As bad as "About Time" is, "UCFB" is possibly the STUPIDEST song I've ever heard. And this was supposed to re-introduce van hagar to the masses?!?!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[DlocRoth]

Re: Which Spammy Van Hagar song proves Van Halen no longer exists ?

Originally posted by Panamark
Ok, this is a toughie. There area so many crap Van hagar songs.
But which one, really doesnt even sound like Van Halen at all....
Cant Stop Loving you springs to mind.....

Yep, that's it.

Even a marginal "hit" too...

[Roguesgirl]

I don't know much about their tunes, as in names and lyrics, but I would say that all of the Van Hag tunes that I have heard on the radio are pretty awful compared to Classic VH.

[Carmine]

The first Van Hagar song ever released to the world, 1986.

Why can't this be Love! That song is HORRIBLE!

[UGS]

I"ll have to go with whatever the first thing they wrote together was

[Last_Child]

All suck of em suck...espescially "When It's Love"

[Last_Child]

Kinda wrong written...

"All Of Em Suck"

and "When It's Love" Screwed it all..

[Jérôme Frenchise]

I'd say... NONE, for VH was over from the very minute Diamond quit! What a startling question.

[Big Troubles]

Love walks in, Dreams, Why cant this be love, Right Now, Cant Stop lovin' you....

[Soul Reaper]

All Hagar songs suck! But I think the songs that stand out the most are Dreams, Can't This Be Love and When It's Love.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

I've read the question again. Sorry, I've first been too quick!

Van Hagard (it means "dazed" in my mother tongue. Not tough enough to the fat guinea pig, though.) never really died. It's been always been no good ! Despite Ed's few remaining rockets, the music was merely never born to rock 'n' roll, as greasy S(h)am(eful) sank the former mightiest ship down right from the start.
In his (unwanted) defence, anybody slipping into Dave's shoes would look as ridiculous as a kitten substituting for the wildest and most ferocious lion ever seen.

To answer the question at last, I was offered VH's first crime on the day I was 16. I was already pissed off with Diamond's departure. Illusion worked as long as "Good enough", the never-in-your-life substitute sounding like your girl-friend's accomplice replacement (same number of boobs, the same holes as she's got, but hey! It just won't do.), another girl, but the unique, priceless thrill has gone along with passion, because that girlfriend of yours simply stands beyond perfection and any other one looks dull as compared to her. To be precise: she sucks you as if she were in your mind, she swallows you, trembling with love like hell while turning her sweet ass over to you as you're just feeling like licking her with all the mighty love you've got, that is, well, you know: osmosis.
Then came "Why can't this be love?", second track. Shook my head in chagrin. Like fucking that other tasteless tart, whose magic would never be matched, as that of the most delicate rose who's part of me, all the more so by a blade of grass. No way! I may not take plonk for wine quintessence. Give me back my woman's woman! What? She's gone for good? You cannot be serious!!
That's how it was then, at that moment of the breakup. Just like trying a mock-darling: self-deception!!

So, why can't this be love?? Well.. See yer rotten keyboards? Hear yer faggot's sound and know-it-all bull lyrics? Noticed your rat-face now I've mashed it all over?? Now, I can tell you WHY: this can be but HATE coz you broke my toy into pieces, so your ma won't even recognize the miserable tiny pieces I'll make of the shit-face of you before any of your monkey guards can make the vaguets gesture. THIS is WHY, shit louse!!

Well, you know I didn't (mash his face into pieces) since he's still alive, but it wasn't due to not thinking about it.
Baby, that's why this can be but hate!!