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  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7563

    #31
    Hi Loons
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    • zeronumber
      Foot Soldier
      • May 2005
      • 648

      #32
      Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
      Me Wise Magic was a racehorse....the racehorse himself was named after a joke on japanese broken english...

      "Me Wise Magic" translated = "I Know Magic"

      Get it now?

      I knew ya could.

      Really? Well, that explains a bit more...I think I'm starting to get it now...
      The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",

      Attitude, Awesomeness, America.

      http://www.samash.com/catalog/imagep..._IRG350EXB.JPG

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      • Big Fat Sammy
        Veteran
        • Feb 2005
        • 1738

        #33
        That was a quick horse...as these records show...and makes a better song title than the rest!


        *SECOND-1 MILE PACE; NW1CD; PURSE $2,200 TRACK CONDITION-SY OFF: 07:21*
        HORSE PP 1/4 1/2 3/4 STR FIN TIME LAST Q

        Me Wise Magic 3 1 1 1 1-3 1-4 2:01.4 29.0

        Noble Moe's First 2 2 2 2 2-3 2-4 2:02.3 29.2

        Goin Surfin 4 3 3 3 3-13 3-18 1/2 2:05.2 31.3

        Hand Me No Lines 7 5 4 5 4-15 4-19 2:05.3

        R Little Peter 9 6 5o 4o 5-15 1/2 5-22 1/4 2:06.1

        Swift Trick 1 8 8 7 6-DIS 6-45 2:10.4 33.1

        Tracy The Kidd 6 4 6 6 7-DIS 7-45 1/2 2:10.4

        Fullofthedevil 8 7 X7 8 8-DIS 8-DIS 00.0 00.0

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        • Thorman
          Commando
          • Apr 2005
          • 1178

          #34
          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
          Actually I heard is was either GLEN BALLARD or DESMOND CHILD. Funny how they gave up the potentially lucrative song writing cred. for it though. And ED would bring one of those guys in just to write lyrics...
          Gen Ballard wrote it
          http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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          • Thorman
            Commando
            • Apr 2005
            • 1178

            #35
            I meant Glen
            http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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            • Thorman
              Commando
              • Apr 2005
              • 1178

              #36
              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
              Actually I heard is was either GLEN BALLARD or DESMOND CHILD. Funny how they gave up the potentially lucrative song writing cred. for it though. And ED would bring one of those guys in just to write lyrics...
              Gen Ballard wrote it
              Originally posted by David Lee Ross
              Wise Me Magic. Or Why is me magic as you can say. Me in the magic is like the E in Earvin. Earvin Magic Johnson. This man ran showtime in the 80's. So the fine members of Van Halen wrote a song in the name of Why Is Me Magic? The answer could be determined in so so many ways.

              See it from this perspective. Do you know magic? Is the projectoratory done with smoke and mirrors. Like the M in mirrors, magic, and me. Butitlary in the most arvarace of forms. Wise Me Magic. The solution could be simple if the anerity is pointed in the right direction. That ism the way one must see the contrivacle factors. Did not a young Cassius Clay beat Sonny Liston? Was that done with the trickivity of the application of smoke and mirros? Look it up. Did Wilt really have a game where he pulled down 55 rebounds? What is his shoe size? Not 22 like one Shaquille O' Neal. The frumprication of the dercbinirery for the most longest of times. Only in America!

              X=mc 2. Am I not correct? Well, it's my pleasure. Glad to be of service. And since I was discussing Barry Bonds and charitie. I am in the charitable mood. So, the payment from my coalition will once again be delayed. DLR Army won't be receving a sum payment as it will be rerouted instead to a charity of my choice (My pocket.) Ha Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Haa. Just kidding my good people. Only in America!


              Above is the delayed donation to the DLR Army that is going to a charity of our choice instead.
              Leave now dude..that was plain dumb
              http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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              • DLR'sCock
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Jan 2004
                • 2937

                #37
                Dave wrote the lyrics...

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                • DLR'sCock
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2937

                  #38
                  (Words by Van Halen)

                  I know what you're thinkin'
                  What you're thinkin' is easy to see
                  I know what you're dreamin'
                  I have those same dreams

                  Wow!
                  Reach up to the feet of God
                  Lookin' for a sign
                  It was right here all the time, time, time, time!

                  I am you and you are me

                  (Do you believe?)
                  Don't ya trust me?
                  Me Wise Magic
                  Ow, baby hold on
                  (If you could see)
                  Through my eyes
                  Me Wise Magic
                  Ow, hold on

                  I feel you breathin'
                  Don't you trust me (trust me)
                  I feel you agreein'
                  I know what you need

                  Wow!
                  Don't you lie
                  Just you listen thru me
                  My words at best to you
                  A fortune coo-coo-coo-kie
                  (Who are you and where are we?)

                  (Do you believe?)
                  Ow! Don't ya trust me?
                  Me Wise Magic
                  Yeah, yeah ow ow!
                  (If you could see)
                  Straight through my eyes
                  Me Wise Magic

                  A little Zen
                  headed your way
                  You'll get it
                  halfway down the interstate
                  Four days from now
                  It all goes clear
                  A Buddhist riff
                  for your inner ear

                  (Guitar Solo)

                  (Do you believe?)
                  Ow! Don't ya trust me?
                  Me Wise Magic
                  Yeah yeah! Oh yeah! Whoa!
                  (If you could see)
                  Straight through my eyes
                  Me Wise Magic
                  Whoa-oh-oh!

                  (Do you believe?)
                  Tell me you believe
                  Do you believe?

                  Whoa, yeah!
                  (If you could see)
                  Me Wise Magic
                  (Do you believe?)
                  Me Wise Magic
                  (If you could see)
                  Me Wise Magic
                  (Ooooooooo)

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                  • Antman
                    Commando
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1261

                    #39
                    Titles need not have anything to do with lyrical content, see Led Zeppelin. Having said that, Me Wise Magic was also the name of a race horse in the 70's I believe. If this was mentioned previously, I apologize.
                    When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                    • MAX
                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 13001

                      #40
                      The "A little zen, headed your way....." verse always gives me fucking goosebumps.
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • zeronumber
                        Foot Soldier
                        • May 2005
                        • 648

                        #41
                        Thanks guys, awesome input. Huge props to DLR's Cock for posting the lyrics. Thanks alot man.
                        The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",

                        Attitude, Awesomeness, America.

                        http://www.samash.com/catalog/imagep..._IRG350EXB.JPG

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                        • Vinnie Velvet
                          Full Member Status

                          • Feb 2004
                          • 4658

                          #42
                          Its like when Dave said:

                          "Ain't got no money, got no house on the hill, tell me honey whether my love will pay the bills, yeah, pay my bills..."
                          =V V=
                          ole No.1 The finest
                          EAT US AND SMILE

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                          • rickipoint2002
                            Roth Army Recruit
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 4

                            #43
                            I am sorry so many are giving you crap about asking a ligit question.
                            This is my take on it only because I have listen to alot DLR audio interviews, knowing this I am left with the feeling that Dave wrote it one night when he was watching old black and whites on the tube. If you really listen to the song ( as i have, and still think it was the first of many that could have brought the mid 90's back to a good place musically for me) the hook ,"me wise magic" is a line that the great white hunter used when showing the natives the magic fire he could create from his cig lighter. The fact that Dave seems to write from what he experiences in day to day life is how I take the song, but what the hell do i know, i am just a middle aged bassist puttin in his 2 cents

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                            • ace diamond
                              Full Member Status

                              • Sep 2004
                              • 3863

                              #44
                              listen to it again.
                              dave was being his usual smart-ass self and telling eddie "FUCK YOU" in true dave fasion,while at the same time letting us true fans know what the deal was. he was basically telling us,in both tunes,cgtsnm and mwm,that a re-union is never gonna happen and eddie is all washed up while dave just keeps on truckin'. in other words,dave is saying there is no hope for a cvh re-union and that vh is finished.dave is also saying that the rest of vh has not a clue why everything is totally shit for them. DAVE WAS TELLING VH "IT DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!"
                              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                              • Antman
                                Commando
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 1261

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
                                Its like when Dave said:

                                "Ain't got no money, got no house on the hill, tell me honey whether my love will pay the bills, yeah, pay my bills..."
                                The printed lyrics are actually,"Tell me honey will you help me be my pills". I always thought "pay my bills" made more sense, but that's what was so cool about Dave's lyrics. You don't really know what he's singing about, nor does it matter since it's all good with Dave.
                                When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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