Dear Sammy Hagar: If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either speak to you or spit at you, got it fucko?
The Sammy Hagar Insult Generator!
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..spammy is the musical equivalent of navel lint , his cuntribution to the history of music is less than a flea with a bad case of halitosis , his only claim to fame is being fired from two big time bands ( van HALEN and montrose ) for being an incompetent old drunken lard arse with the musical capabilites of a squashed grape pip and his zero-lasting non-legacy will be obscured by britney spear's drummer breaking wind..
..spammy makes a drop of rain on the windshield look monumental , talkin' 'bout windshields..Comment
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this is a roth site.. but it seems more people talk about sammy... there either bashing him or praising him.... dont know bout you but sammy get alot of talk on thisOriginally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.Comment
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Seems that a wayward little lamb has strayed from the flock without realizing the basis for this thread :DEat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Second string spammy
:D Spammy is sooo pathetic that he has to attempt to surpress his shortcomings by mascerading as Hagar slave tjvhou812 on a DLR fan site.
Go away, little boy. We're onto you....."He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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Who is Sammy Hagar?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Hey Sammy you lead singer replacing poo poo head. You are so stupid to join the most popular band in the world (at the time) when their lead singer quit on them you..you...you...farter. They called you in their desperation and with you kept it going and now you are the bad guy you...you...you...lemon headed singer replacer. We hate you for filling an open position you dumb fuck. One would have to be an idiot to accept a job with the greatist band ever. You troll. You sandal wearing, tequila selling old poodle permed fat ass. Dave rules and you blow.Comment
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Originally posted by Rubnose
Hey Sammy you lead singer replacing poo poo head. You are so stupid to join the most popular band in the world (at the time) when their lead singer quit on them you..you...you...farter. They called you in their desperation and with you kept it going and now you are the bad guy you...you...you...lemon headed singer replacer. We hate you for filling an open position you dumb fuck. One would have to be an idiot to accept a job with the greatist band ever. You troll. You sandal wearing, tequila selling old poodle permed fat ass. Dave rules and you blow.Comment
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