The Sammy Hagar Insult Generator!

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  • PHOENIX
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2212

    #16
    Dear Sammy Hagar: If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either speak to you or spit at you, got it fucko?

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    • flappo
      Banned
      • Jan 2004
      • 8223

      #17
      ..spammy is the musical equivalent of navel lint , his cuntribution to the history of music is less than a flea with a bad case of halitosis , his only claim to fame is being fired from two big time bands ( van HALEN and montrose ) for being an incompetent old drunken lard arse with the musical capabilites of a squashed grape pip and his zero-lasting non-legacy will be obscured by britney spear's drummer breaking wind..

      ..spammy makes a drop of rain on the windshield look monumental , talkin' 'bout windshields..

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      • tjvhou812
        Full Member Status

        • Mar 2004
        • 4216

        #18
        good too see alot of ya have sam on your mind....
        Originally posted by RIKK

        Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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        • tjvhou812
          Full Member Status

          • Mar 2004
          • 4216

          #19
          this is a roth site.. but it seems more people talk about sammy... there either bashing him or praising him.... dont know bout you but sammy get alot of talk on this
          Originally posted by RIKK

          Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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          • thierry

            #20
            The worst thing whith you Sammy is that you call yourself a rock singer,people say that your are a copycat,off what ? your are a discrease to the name off VAN HALEN:

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            • tjvhou812
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4216

              #21
              who sayshe a copycat... nobody dick face
              Originally posted by RIKK

              Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59579

                #22
                Seems that a wayward little lamb has strayed from the flock without realizing the basis for this thread :D
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • madraoul
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 530

                  #23
                  Yep, and the poor soul needs English lessons. Sad, he was the child left behind.

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                  • Switch84
                    Veteran
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 2316

                    #24
                    Second string spammy

                    :D Spammy is sooo pathetic that he has to attempt to surpress his shortcomings by mascerading as Hagar slave tjvhou812 on a DLR fan site.


                    Go away, little boy. We're onto you.....
                    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                    Blackflag on DLR

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                    • GAR
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10881

                      #25
                      Who is Sammy Hagar?

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                      • Sarge's Little Helper
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1322

                        #26
                        Who is Sammy Hagar?
                        David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
                        "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                        • GAR
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10881

                          #27
                          Fucken LOVE it~!

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                          • GAR
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10881

                            #28


                            Yuk.

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                            • Rubnose

                              #29
                              Hey Sammy you lead singer replacing poo poo head. You are so stupid to join the most popular band in the world (at the time) when their lead singer quit on them you..you...you...farter. They called you in their desperation and with you kept it going and now you are the bad guy you...you...you...lemon headed singer replacer. We hate you for filling an open position you dumb fuck. One would have to be an idiot to accept a job with the greatist band ever. You troll. You sandal wearing, tequila selling old poodle permed fat ass. Dave rules and you blow.

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                              • madraoul
                                Foot Soldier
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 530

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Rubnose
                                Hey Sammy you lead singer replacing poo poo head. You are so stupid to join the most popular band in the world (at the time) when their lead singer quit on them you..you...you...farter. They called you in their desperation and with you kept it going and now you are the bad guy you...you...you...lemon headed singer replacer. We hate you for filling an open position you dumb fuck. One would have to be an idiot to accept a job with the greatist band ever. You troll. You sandal wearing, tequila selling old poodle permed fat ass. Dave rules and you blow.
                                Dear Sammy Hagar, It appears you do have fans! It's great to see that your legion is so fired up that the are willing to use words like "poo poo" and "farter." Please keep the hits coming as you give these miserable souls something to jerk off to. Yep, it's time to enjoy your steamed carrot and hit the stage you fat assed Jimmy Buffett wannabe. Here's hoping that someday you will be more relevant than a fuckin' love song from a K-Tel best of Donnie and Marie collection.

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