The Sammy Hagar Insult Generator!

[judas2004]

Dear Sammy Hagar

Dear Sammy Hagar:

As your act goes downhill, some objective advice:

1) Don't go into the restaurant business, the beef in your head has rotted and mutated into dung.

2) Don't attack other peoples' hairstyles when other people have what you never do: BRAINS!

3) Don't become a male stripper! You'll commit the potentially worst atrocity known to mankind: FEMALE GENOCIDE! (The rest of us need to keep the bar of humanity rising, you know)

[judas2004]

Dear Sammy Hagar,

Didn't Beck write a song about you some years ago? LOSER!
Why don't you sing that ditty at your next crime of a gig?

[vai87]

Sammy,
If you stay still for long enough the dung flies might be your new best friends.

[Dirty Duck]

Dear Sammy,

Just wanted to tell you that you suck.


Thank you,

New Roth army Recruit,

Dirty Duck

[Dirty Duck]

...and you suck and suck and suck and suck

[vai87]

A MASSIVE COCK coming out of your own head!

[IWantSomeToo!!]

I'm not a big fan of this thread. Although some of the insults are brilliant. However some of them are fucking shit. Stupid bastards.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by IWantSomeToo!!
I'm not a big fan of this thread. Although some of the insults are brilliant. However some of them are fucking shit. Stupid bastards.

Well I'm a big fan of your user name for comedic purposes.

I want some tool ??

hahahahahahaha


hilarious stuff

personally I think all the insults are brilliant.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Welcome to the site but ease your way in before you start with
the critiques.

[IWantSomeToo!!]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Welcome to the site but ease your way in before you start with
the critiques.

The username I wanted was taken by someone... And I'm told the person who took it is a complete twat.:D

[Jefcos]

More Hagar Hate

Go to Mexico and they will ask, What does a fat, white Honkie know about Tequilla? answer: The same thing he knows about being a Front Man, Jack Shit! The new and improved Van Halen will piss a lot of people off when they realize how robbed they were by this Roody Poo Candy Ass, non singing, non performing, panty wearing, Tequilla humping, self serving, self centered sack of Shit named Sammy Hagar!

My prediction is that the Tour of 2007 will clear about $300,000,000.00 dollars in the first six months. Kiss cleared 267,000,000.00 in the first six months of thier reunion. Van Halen was much bigger than Kiss was in 1984 and they produced better shows, better music, better sound quality and of course high demand. I also believe Van Halen has more staying power for future success if they don't Shit all over this opportunity to Rise up and serve the fans who have waited forever to see this day. Don't Fuck it up, this will be the last chance the fans will give you. JEFCOS


















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[freak]

Dear Sammy,

I saw you and Mikey perform at Cabo. I was the one who yelled "Do the Ooompa Looompa song". Your bouncers are assholes, BTW. Like I'm the only person who sees two midgets on stage and doesn't think that. Give me a fucking break.

When you were in VanHalen, it boggled my mind that Red Lobster didn't approach you with a sponsorship deal. Two shrimps with sauce. You'd have been as famous as the Fruit of the Loom guys. Damn, I need to quit my day job and go to Madison Avenue.

Okay, enough of this bullshit. I have to get back to work. :D

[elfro89]

SAMMY HAGAR, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKIN HAIRY COCK CAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FAG OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, SUCK MY HAIRY NUTSACK AND DRINK YOUR CABOWABO POOF JUICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!!!

[philouze]

Sammy, you're just as gay as Hyman Roth..
I couldn't find a better insult.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by freak
Dear Sammy,

I saw you and Mikey perform at Cabo. I was the one who yelled "Do the Ooompa Looompa song". Your bouncers are assholes, BTW. Like I'm the only person who sees two midgets on stage and doesn't think that. Give me a fucking break.

When you were in VanHalen, it boggled my mind that Red Lobster didn't approach you with a sponsorship deal. Two shrimps with sauce. You'd have been as famous as the Fruit of the Loom guys. :D

Hey Sam, you got a little something dripping from your chin.