The Sammy Hagar Insult Generator!

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  • GAR
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 10881

    #61
    whew.. glad we're clear o'THAT then..

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    • marchin2mars
      Groupie
      • Mar 2004
      • 57

      #62
      Yea. Someone does like you somewhere you fat bastard. I don't know what mandraoul is talking about but we all hate you and wish you a mercifulless death to you and yours you carpet bagging old as fire piece of shit. You goatee growing sunglasses wearing non 55 driving wish I was Dave alien brain downloading nose nugget eater.

      Your songs all suck and you are a washed up crypt keeper looking Cy Sperling consulting Magna Carta label releasing tequila pitching fucking Hobbit. Shit bag. Douche bottle. Scrotum hair. Poopie breath!



      But he is going to be leading the Biggest Tour of the Year........and Dave isnt

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        #63
        Originally posted by marchin2mars
        But he is going to be leading the Biggest Tour of the Year........and Dave isnt [/B]
        na na na naa naaaah
        Roth Army Icon
        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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        • Icepickeo
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Apr 2004
          • 6

          #64
          It should be DLR, I wish Eddie Van Headcase would relize thats what the people want. I know there is alot of Sammy Bashing on the site but would you turn down the potential tour of the year and all that $$$.
          They always say they try to stay true to the fans, if they mean it then give us what we want . A tour with Roth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • marchin2mars
            Groupie
            • Mar 2004
            • 57

            #65
            They always say they try to stay true to the fans, if they mean it then give us what we want . A tour with Roth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


            Um....they tried......TWICE......but Dave couldnt quit looking in the mirror long enough to realize He was just 1/4 of the equation

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            • L.S.D.

              #66
              Originally posted by marchin2mars
              They always say they try to stay true to the fans, if they mean it then give us what we want . A tour with Roth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


              Um....they tried......TWICE......but Dave couldnt quit looking in the mirror long enough to realize He was just 1/4 of the equation
              Finally, someone speaks the truth. Like VH didnt want to try again with dlr. They did in 2000. He is just not the same dlr anymore.

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              • tjvhou812
                Full Member Status

                • Mar 2004
                • 4216

                #67
                its almost 5150 time
                Originally posted by RIKK

                Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                • GAR
                  Banned
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10881

                  #68
                  Dear Santa Hagar,

                  I want: a pair of Red shoes, a trix rabbit and a new choochoo twain..

                  Love,
                  Garrett

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                  • hotdog@ a shake
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 257

                    #69
                    y r u posting pics of your MOM on every thread u participate on?

                    so that's the whole u fell out of? no wonder your a fuckin' wandering idiot!

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                    • hotdog@ a shake
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 257

                      #70
                      make sure when u get done eatin', slobberin' and suckin' on MOM's tasty ass, u give DAD a big kiss goodnite...w/ tongue, of course.

                      goodnite slappy...

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                      • tjvhou812
                        Full Member Status

                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4216

                        #71
                        whats up w/all the shit going on
                        Originally posted by RIKK

                        Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                        • GAR
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10881

                          #72
                          haha.. you tell us?

                          Do you share your PC with user ID "PierceBrosnan"?

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                          • hot for david
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 383

                            #73
                            dear sammy : why you don't just kill yourself n' make us all happy , there's nothin' more to say
                            "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

                            Woman Of Dark Desires
                            http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...9b5fac7ede.jpg

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                            • Jano
                              Commando
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1025

                              #74
                              good morning everybody!
                              Last night i was thinking: what 's sammy?
                              A man,a woman,a alien,a animal?
                              He's a lesbian or a fag?
                              He's single,married?
                              Do this thing have kids?
                              Sometime i just wonder, please help me!
                              little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
                              http://deliajolie.spaces.live.com/

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                              • Funkmonkey

                                #75
                                Originally posted by L.S.D.
                                He is just not the same dlr anymore.
                                ...it's just not the same band anymore, as well.

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