The Sammy Hagar Insult Generator!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
Dear Sammy Hagar, It appears you do have fans! It's great to see that your legion is so fired up that the are willing to use words like "poo poo" and "farter." Please keep the hits coming as you give these miserable souls something to jerk off to. Yep, it's time to enjoy your steamed carrot and hit the stage you fat assed Jimmy Buffett wannabe. Here's hoping that someday you will be more relevant than a fuckin' love song from a K-Tel best of Donnie and Marie collection.

sonofabitch! that insult generator is turnin' into hal from 2001!

[madraoul]

What's wrong with that Dave? Dave, oh Dave give me a fuckin' break.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
What's wrong with that Dave? Dave, oh Dave give me a fuckin' break.

Dave......what are you doing Dave?.........
I'm geetin' on top of my rhinocerous, unpluggin this big shitty spaceship and ridin' off into tha airbrushed sunset.......motherfuckers...
:D

[madraoul]

Oh, my bleeding eyeballs! I've been places with this face you wouldn't go to without a pistol. Oh, the humanity!!!!!

[rustoffa]

the flashpots were devastating...it was like the tet offensive.

[Rubnose]

Originally posted by madraoul
Dear Sammy Hagar, It appears you do have fans! It's great to see that your legion is so fired up that the are willing to use words like "poo poo" and "farter." Please keep the hits coming as you give these miserable souls something to jerk off to. Yep, it's time to enjoy your steamed carrot and hit the stage you fat assed Jimmy Buffett wannabe. Here's hoping that someday you will be more relevant than a fuckin' love song from a K-Tel best of Donnie and Marie collection.

Yea. Someone does like you somewhere you fat bastard. I don't know what mandraoul is talking about but we all hate you and wish you a mercifulless death to you and yours you carpet bagging old as fire piece of shit. You goatee growing sunglasses wearing non 55 driving wish I was Dave alien brain downloading nose nugget eater.

Your songs all suck and you are a washed up crypt keeper looking Cy Sperling consulting Magna Carta label releasing tequila pitching fucking Hobbit. Shit bag. Douche bottle. Scrotum hair. Poopie breath!

[Rubnose]

Hey Sammy why don't you have an all you can eat buffet reunion.

Tee-he-he!

[madraoul]

Nam, don't get me started. Flashpots like you wouldn't believe. RELENTLESS!

[Rubnose]

Hey Sammy I just farted and it smells just like the Balance CD.

Yuk-yuk-yuk!

[moose]

Hey Sperm Bank:

SCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT.............

TAKE THAT YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
Nam, don't get me started. Flashpots like you wouldn't believe. RELENTLESS!

Naw man....the flashpots at the show! you freakin' out on me???

[madraoul]

Originally posted by Rubnose
Yea. Someone does like you somewhere you fat bastard. I don't know what mandraoul is talking about but we all hate you and wish you a mercifulless death to you and yours you carpet bagging old as fire piece of shit. You goatee growing sunglasses wearing non 55 driving wish I was Dave alien brain downloading nose nugget eater.

Your songs all suck and you are a washed up crypt keeper looking Cy Sperling consulting Magna Carta label releasing tequila pitching fucking Hobbit. Shit bag. Douche bottle. Scrotum hair. Poopie breath!

Outstanding! We are all in agreement that Hagar is a senior citizen, no talent, booze peddling pillow biter. No wonder why he wants red.

[Rubnose]

Yea, Sammy you fart nose bastard. Gravel voiced bleach blond mexican residing anti American Van Halen infiltrating Republican band fan divider.

Oh, by the way I got 8th row at the Meadowlands.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Naw man....the flashpots at the show! you freakin' out on me???

Nah, flashpots and rotating drum kits. Just like Whitesnake, Quiet Riot, Kindonm Come.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by Rubnose
Yea, Sammy you fart nose bastard. Gravel voiced bleach blond mexican residing anti American Van Halen infiltrating Republican band fan divider.

Oh, by the way I got 8th row at the Meadowlands.

Eighth row, eh? So you only have to suck Mike's dick. Enjoy the show. Got glowsticks?