Van Halen Anecdotes

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 03:25 AM

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**Redballjets88** · 06-11-2006, 03:26 AM

cool are those all of them?

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 03:29 AM

Yeah....

lol

Why am I on the computer right...
It's saturday... I should be gettin' pussy right now.

**Redballjets88** · 06-11-2006, 03:32 AM

yeah i would have but my friends car broke down so i had to forgo my partying

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 03:34 AM

This is fucking sad...
Talking about Van Halen at 3:30 in the morning on a saturday...
I'm usually drunk in some girls bed by now...
fuck me...

**Redballjets88** · 06-11-2006, 03:35 AM

well van halen is the second best thing...i guess...no second best is with a girl in you're own bed

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 03:36 AM

I'm having girlfriend problems again...
No pussy for me...
She found out I fucked her best friend...

**Redballjets88** · 06-11-2006, 03:37 AM

damn dude...at least it wasnt her sister

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 03:38 AM

Her sister isn't 18 yet...

**Redballjets88** · 06-11-2006, 03:39 AM

well ill take her i dont give a fuck

**bueno bob** · 06-11-2006, 03:44 AM

Count your blessings...I'm at fucking work...

**Redballjets88** · 06-11-2006, 03:44 AM

bad times nukka

**bueno bob** · 06-11-2006, 03:45 AM

Graveyard shift sucks.

**bueno bob** · 06-11-2006, 03:45 AM

On the plus side, I'm 99 posts away from 20,000.

How much you wanna bet I'll break it tonight?

**Redballjets88** · 06-11-2006, 03:46 AM

2 dollars

some call me a high roller

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