Van Halen Anecdotes

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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951
    #76
    Actually, now I've got a hankering for some Rick Springfield...me and my big fuckin' mouth...

    Sorry motherfuck, can't dance the macarena
    could it be that everybody's gone kinda insane-ah
    everybody yeah, they hate the macarena
    FUUUUUCK the macarena - aight?
    Twistin' by the pool.

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15347
        #77
        fuck i'm out of vodka...
        luckily there is a bar open till noon time...
        I might go out for a drink

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          • WARF
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 15347
            #78
            I dig the macarena on a cruise once...
            NEVER AGAIN DAMNIT!!!

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22951
                #79
                I'd rather vogue, frankly....
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951
                    #80
                    Strike a pose and get right to it...
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Redballjets88
                        Full Member Status

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 4469
                        #81
                        no the electric slide
                        R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                        hopefully God will ressurect you

                        "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                        " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951
                            #82
                            MOONWALK!!!

                            Why are we waiting?!?!?
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                              • WARF
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 15347
                                #83
                                i'M GONNA move to germany and do the chick dance live onstage like VINCE NEIL!!!

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                                  • Redballjets88
                                    Full Member Status

                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 4469
                                    #84
                                    or be like GG Allin and get blown while shitting and throwing it at people
                                    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                                    hopefully God will ressurect you

                                    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                                    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                                      • bueno bob
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 22951
                                        #85
                                        I dance like a duck.

                                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                                          • Redballjets88
                                            Full Member Status

                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 4469
                                            #86
                                            real men dance like geese
                                            R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                                            hopefully God will ressurect you

                                            "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                                            " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                                              • bueno bob
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 22951
                                                #87
                                                Originally posted by Redballjets88
                                                real men dance like geese
                                                And you at 18 know this...HAHAHA!!!
                                                Twistin' by the pool.

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                                                  • WARF
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 15347
                                                    #88
                                                    Did any of your fuckers ever give a girl... THE WHODINI ???

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                                                      • WARF
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 15347
                                                        #89
                                                        Anyways... THE WHODINI...

                                                        You gotta fuck a bitch doggystyle...
                                                        then pull out and spit on her back...
                                                        she'll think your done...
                                                        then you nut in her face...

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                                                          • Redballjets88
                                                            Full Member Status

                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 4469
                                                            #90
                                                            thats awesome
                                                            R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                                                            hopefully God will ressurect you

                                                            "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                                                            " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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