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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan
    omg, no way! wtf! lmao!

    :D
    Hey tits! Love ya!
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      It's about damn time blueballs logged off... and got some poontang!

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15347

        44 more posts dickhead... and ur a SUPASTAR!!!!

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          Were I home...I'd be doing the same thing...
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22951

            Originally posted by WARF
            44 more posts dickhead... and ur a SUPASTAR!!!!
            You know, I'm thinking I oughta wait til tomorrow to hit 20,000...

            I'll have to post it in the Pen...it's only appropriate that I do so...
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15347

              yO LINDSEY ARE YOU GONNA go see that movie with the talking car... since you drove a fucking talking car???

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              • Lindsay Lohan
                Groupie
                • Feb 2006
                • 90

                Originally posted by WARF
                yO LINDSEY ARE YOU GONNA go see that movie with the talking car... since you drove a fucking talking car???
                Hey champ! LMAO! Actually, I wuz kinda thinkin' bout it...but like, I don't know for sure, because you know, I like wanna put the kid stuff behind me n stuff! That's why I'm doin stuff like Prarie Home Companion and my next flick after this one has me doin a nude scene, which is like totally gonna boost ticket sales! OMG! I mean, fuck, everybody wants to see my fuckin' pussy anyway, ya know! wtf! Why shouldn't I show it to everybody?

                OMG! I swear, I read half of the stuff I post in here and I like totally sound like such a huge fuckin' whore! LMAO!

                But I like it
                I'm so lonely. Won't somebody please help me?

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                • Lindsay Lohan
                  Groupie
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 90

                  Originally posted by bueno bob
                  Hey tits! Love ya!
                  Hi baby! I'm trying REALLY HARD to eat well so my titties get all nice 'n' big for ya again, lmao! Cuz I really wanna have you fuck 'em and cum all over my face!

                  OMG! I'm such a dirty little bitch! LOL! WTF!
                  I'm so lonely. Won't somebody please help me?

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                  • WARF
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 15347

                    Okay Buensay Bobhan!

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                    • Lindsay Lohan
                      Groupie
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 90

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Okay Buensay Bobhan!
                      OMG! LOL! I am so NOT Bob! LMAO! WTF!

                      He's so fucking hot, though, I REALLY want him! LOL!
                      I'm so lonely. Won't somebody please help me?

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                      • WARF
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 15347

                        im going to bed...
                        im tired as helll...
                        night lindsay...
                        night bob..
                        night burt...
                        nite ernie...

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                        • Lindsay Lohan
                          Groupie
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 90

                          Originally posted by WARF
                          im going to bed...
                          im tired as helll...
                          night lindsay...
                          night bob..
                          night burt...
                          nite ernie...
                          Night John Boy!

                          Night Mary Ellen!

                          LMAO! WTF!

                          I'm so wet right now, omg!
                          I'm so lonely. Won't somebody please help me?

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951

                            Alright, Linz, get a hold of yourself...you dirty little strumpet...

                            Take er easy, Warf...
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22951

                              And this thread was off to such a promising start, too....
                              Twistin' by the pool.

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                              • bueno bob
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22951

                                Oh well. Here's a picture of a blender, you damn dirty scallywags. Now off the plank with ye.

                                Twistin' by the pool.

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