Van Halen Anecdotes

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 05:18 AM

Yo bobby,
make yourself useful and get me a drink!!

**Redballjets88** · 06-11-2006, 05:26 AM

me too

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 05:30 AM

fuck... don't make me create another cyberbar...
like OUTBACK JACKS...
I hate that shit...
where's my fucking drink???
Your fucking fired BOB!!!!

**bueno bob** · 06-11-2006, 05:32 AM

Egads....

:D

**bueno bob** · 06-11-2006, 05:32 AM

Sorry kids, I gotta do SOME work here...I'm getting paid 'n' shit...

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 05:33 AM

wHAT'S NEXT?
aIRELLE BOT will tell me to fuck off?
I want a bloddy drunk!!!

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Sorry kids, I gotta do SOME work here...I'm getting paid 'n' shit...

paid at 5:30 in the morning?
Are you a security guard????
no...
ARE YOU A ESCORT????

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 05:35 AM

elvis, you fucking cajun cunt...
poor me a fucking drink...
or go riot and steal me a fucking bottle!!!

**Lindsay Lohan** · 06-11-2006, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by WARF
paid at 5:30 in the morning?
Are you a security guard????
no...
ARE YOU A ESCORT????

I give him $4000.00 each time he fucks me in the ass! LOL! OMG, I'm such a fuckin' whore! LMAO! WTF! :D

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 05:37 AM

well i just figured out Bueno Bob is a red headed whore...

**Lindsay Lohan** · 06-11-2006, 05:37 AM

Omg! Not even, lmao!

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 05:39 AM

iT'S OKAY.. i pretened to be a chick in the diamond mafia...

**Lindsay Lohan** · 06-11-2006, 05:39 AM

omg, no way! wtf! lmao!

:D

**WARF** · 06-11-2006, 05:40 AM

fuck you all... I will make my own drink....
I hope my neighbors wake me up in their lawn tommorow...
later fuckfaces!!!

**bueno bob** · 06-11-2006, 05:41 AM

Heheheheh...isn't Lindsay just the greatest bitch ever?

I love her

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