www.Van-Halen.com FINALLY updated!

[Romeo Delight]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I wasn't kidding when I posted that...

I posted a thread about it a few months ago...

If I owned the name Van Halen...

I guarantee you that in a year's time...WITHOUT A TOUR...

THIS SITE...would have the name respected again...

Someone call Rolling Stone!

I'm dead serious.

This site is a story unto itself.

I want Pojo quoted in Rolling Stone.

WARF on Wolfie...p.23

Hitch rants about WARF's unseemly love for a pubescent boy named Wolf..p.24.

[moose]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
My Buddies and i lit the Reunion Torch ourselves.


<img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-9/1211613/torch.GIF" width=400 height=292>

ROTFLMFAO!!

I just fell off my chair......damn that is one fuckin funny pic

[POJO_Risin]

In all seriousness...

if this tour fucking explodes in a bad way...

I may try it...

Maybe I'll get a VH1 movie someday...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I swear to christ...we should fucking sue Van Halen for the name...and the rights to the name...

It belongs to us...more than them...

People don't get it. To be fair, some do I guess. There's been instances on this board when I questioned the relevance of anything. That's the thing....

I remember pulling up the site at this party one night...some fucker was talking about Van Halen, and a computer was sitting on a desk. I went,"hey, look at this shit!" Like three people walked over...I went to get a drink, and when I got back, the dipshits were dumbfounded. This bitch said something like, "this is about Van Halen? Why are they talking about people dying?" This other dipshit turned the fucking computer off, and said something about people burning.

Figure it out...that was some LOL shit!

[Mezro]

Yipee..lets light the torch, grill our nuts with joy and celebrate the fact that 4 grown men still can't get their creepy shit together after 22 years. 22 fucking years people!

A big, middle finger salute to 4 self absorbed, egotistical, self important fucks who have pissed on the hopes, dreams and wishes of the people who made them who they are in the first place: the fans!

Boo hoo - 4 multi-millionaires can't play nice to rake in some more cash.

Boo hoo - but 3 can play nice enough to suckle on the kind-of-ok payday teat one last time.

Boo hoo - we no like Mikey because Mikey loves the other fat ex-wife.

Boo hoo - nobody got up for breakfast (not the promoters and not the sheep) in 2004.

Boo hoo - too bad our soulmate from 1998 turned out to be a closeted roomate.

Boo hoo - too bad we couldn't have got our shit together in 1996 and ruled the fucking planet one last time.

Boo hoo - welcome back, your dreams (and your ego..again) were your ticket out...ok, the hip comment had a little something to do with it too mkay.

Boo hoo - the clown prince of tequila sang about dark clouds and was shown the door by the clown prince of whiskey.

Boo hoo - wham, bam, moronic lyrics land. Tune down like ever other alt rock band in the land.

Boo hoo - people not like right here, right now, live album recorded at 5150.

Boo hoo - I can play my gee-tar with a drill. Vroom, vroom, vroom...zzzzzzzzz.

Boo hoo - OU812? No, OUMADESHITTYVANHAGARCDNUMBER2. Why people buy half the amount of 5150? I guess two fools are not born every minute.

Boo hoo - 5150 sell many copies. We no need Dave (never mind that most of the "better" tracks were demoed while Dave was still in the band).

Boo hoo 1 - I have large ego and transparent hair. I have strange facial ticks from being Tony Montana's understudy.

Boo hoo 2 - I have drinking problem and no want to work. Very hard to play thing with strings for millions of dollars.

Boo hoo 3 - I hit things, am the half brother of Mr. Spock and large ego man with straw hair most not speak truth about little brother.

Boo hoo 4 - I am a tree. I have a shitty beard. I am fat (but Mom says I am just big boned). Got any weed?

Boo hoo - we worked hard as a team to become the biggest band in the world.

Boo hoo - what a great show at the Whiskey. Did you see all the women out there?

Boo hoo - Al...do you think people will like how I play?

Boo hoo - If I ever make it as a musician, I will be so appreciative of the people who helped me make it.

Fuck you Edward Van Halen for being a drunk, lazy fuck and a petty little bitch who grew into something worse than the lead singer you made into el primo scapegoat.

Fuck you David Lee Roth for your inflated ego, multiple hair systems and inability to grow as a human being. BTW - you looked like a fucking out of touch douche blast in 2002. I was embarrassed for you and the Romulan tailor on payroll.

Fuck you Alex Van Halen for your constant cock blocking whenever Ed wanted to pound a iittle DLR pussy. Thanks for showing the world that a cunt doesn't need to be called a grinch to steal christmas.

Fuck you Mikey Gopher for making a sugar pop Manwich with Sam when that bitch is barely even a musical meal. Fuck you for playing favorites, fuck you for never pushing for Dave and fuck you for never having the balls to admit than Van Hagar was an abortion of mediocrity compared to the mighty VH.

So yeah, break out the lighter fluid and stoke that fucking torch right up! We have got plenty to celebrate. Can you feel the excitement of a Dave/EVH reunion that is 11 years too late? In just a few short months, the memories of our youth, the almost mythical quality of the Van Halen we grew up will be shattered forever when this "new" variation of an old theme drags itself around the country this summer.

Mezro...get ready for The Phantom Menace syndrome all over again...you know great for the first 5 minutes...better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout when the nostalgia runs dry...

[MAX]

FUCK YEAH!!!

BRING THIS MOTHERFUCKER ON!!!

I'm still pinching myself cos I can't believe I'm going to see Dave and EVH tearin' through VH Classics some 23 years after my first concert!!!

Like Rikk said, hopefully an album will follow!!!

[Brett]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
In the early days, and especially on the first few albums, Eddie pretty much showed Mike what he wanted Mike to play on a lot of the bass parts. Eddie wanted a bassist further advanced back then who he didn't have to coach so much.

That has never been said by anyone connected with Van Halen. Talk about making up rumors dude.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Im more excited than dissapointed, especially that VAN HAGAR
can now be buried for good...

But yeah, of course I would be more stoked if it was 4/4..
But this is a way better offering than we have been given
in over 20 years... (Except of course MWM and CGTSNM)

So I have a smile on my face..

Hey, theres always the other half ! :D

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Other half of what ????????????????

:p

Indeed what a G'DAY it is Marky!!!

I'm BEYOND EXTATIC!!!

Maybe EVH can bust out that old "No Bozos" shirt and mean it with HAG FINALLY being toast!!!

[Rikk]

Hey, I'm happy that Hagar is toast.

Sad thing is, I still suspect Van Halen is too.

Ed will fuck this up. In fact, he already has. We'll see how this works out...

[Brett]

He already fucked it up.

[Rikk]

Yes he has.

No band can justify a non-reunion over feelings being hurt. That's more pussy than an entire season of EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.

[DLRdelight!]

holy shits!!!!!!!!!!!

[PlexiBrown]

That has never been said by anyone connected with Van Halen. Talk about making up rumors dude.

Whatever. The way you are concerning Michael Anthony you wouldn't believe he killed someone even if there were video of it and 100 witnesses.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Brett
That has never been said by anyone connected with Van Halen. Talk about making up rumors dude.

You know, with all the distractions as of late? One thing cuntinues to resonate.

Brett's plan to build high-rise apartments.

Fuck it, capitalism rules...but in all honesty? Who the fuck would want some emporing dude being their landlord? The poor bastards have no idea what they're in for.

Renter: "umm...my dishwasher is leaking"

Brett: "put it in writing, i'm about to go throw some people out."

Renter: "at least I got you on the phone...are you still gonna fix the sink?"

Brett: "I remember the sink conversation...it's like a wart on a dog's ass."

Renter: "yeah...I noticed all the shaved labradors jumping out of your car."

Brett: "HA! you're so fucking wrong...I don't own a car!!"

Renter: "ummm....is it an SUV?"

Brett: "it's a Chrysler Pacifica!!"

Renter : "You're fucking weird...I'm moving."

Brett: "while your packing....getting ready to move? take note of the chia pet you have in the bathroom. It's shaved."

Renter: "goddamn...you're fucking weird."

[PlexiBrown]

He already fucked it up.

Yeah, a long time ago when he formed Van Hagar.