Official thread for discussing the unconfirmed bulllshit Clear Channel tour rumors

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire


The post is about ALL YOU IDIOTS who think the photo shoot was a result of the band showing up off the street, having a quickie photo, and then leaving.

Hey, Fuckface.

Can you post a quote where I said this, as you claim?

No, you can't.

You're not only stupid, but a fucking LIAR on top of it.

[mott98]

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Let's make that a TRIO OF IDIOTS.

RS "acquires" a acontract because BEFORE ANY BODY SHOWS UP AT THE FUCKING PHOTO STUDIO lawyers are involved. They didn't just show up and say"we want our picture taken for the next cover, cuz, we're a band again you know".

I have an idea, let's all go to RS claiming were the back-up siingers for the new VH tour.....they're not gonna ask for confirmation, so we can all be in the next RS.

You guys make Eddie look like a fucking genius. Now go pump gas into my car.

AND JACKASS, WE ARE TELLING YOU ---

If Van Halen wants to say they are together, that is MUSIC NEWS worth reporting. If they break up next week, RS WILL UPDATE THE STORY.

I don't even remember seeing anything about an 'exclusive RS photo shoot.' I just saw a dumb picture on their webpage. Who says VH went in for a RS photo shoot.......

[Ally_Kat]

This is unconfirmed but I'm possibly heartbroken

[DavidLeeNatra]

so...dave brought his lawyer and forgot the valium...they wanted him to sign away all his rights to the VH-name and former royalties just as they wanted bass player to do in 2004...well done, guys...good luck for the future...

fuck...sometimes at the end of the day you think about the 80's and ask yourself why you did not take the bon jovi road...

you get a cheesy album every one or two years...

they play at live aid...

no one gives a fuck that the original bass player is missing...

I'm pissed...and tired...

[Mad_Mike]

Something's strange...

From Pollstar:
"It's true. The Van Halen tour that was never officially announced is now officially postponed indefinitely, sources told Pollstar.

If the tour wasn't official, how could it be officially postponed?
:D

[FORD]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
This is unconfirmed but I'm possibly heartbroken

I'm "possibly" homicidal.

[LoungeMachine]

Let me bottom line this....

Baby's on Fire is claiming, through his inside knowledge, that RS would REQUIRE a signed tour contract PRIOR to agreeing to shoot Dave, Ed, Al, and Wolfie together.

That, as the kids say.....is utter BULLSHIT.

What RS lawyers WOULD require from each person at the shoot, is a SIGNED RELEASE allowing RS to use said photo.

Baby's on Fire is either:

Misinformed.
Confused.
Lying.
Moronic.
or
Retarded.

[Terry]

Man, what the fucking fuck?!

[FORD]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Let me bottom line this....

Baby's on Fire is claiming, through his inside knowledge, that RS would REQUIRE a signed tour contract PRIOR to agreeing to shoot Dave, Ed, Al, and Wolfie together.

That, as the kids say.....is utter BULLSHIT.

What RS lawyers WOULD require from each person at the shoot, is a SIGNED RELEASE allowing RS to use said photo.

Baby's on Fire is either:

Misinformed.
Confused.
Lying.
Moronic.
or
Retarded.

and Canadian.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Misinformed.
Confused.
Lying.
Moronic.
or
Retarded.

He's all of the above.

No magazine would give a shit. They just want the scoop. If the band says they're back together, that's all they would want.

Yahoo Music News reported today that a Guns 'N' Roses reunion is imminent because the original drummer recently talked to Axel about maybe doing music together as a band.

BABY'S ON FIRE is an idiot.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Terry
Man, what the fucking fuck?!

Just waking up, Terry?

[LoungeMachine]

And I still retain the right to say

I TOLD YOU SO.

This thing smelled of spED CO. BULLSHIT from the git-go.




"Look, see how in control I am? I can kick out Mikey, get Dave back, have my GF be the the PR bitch, and have my son play in VH"


And you all lapped it up.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
and Canadian.

Oh, SNAP!

I forget he owned the Wildcard as well.

:D

"Fat, Drunk, and Canadian is no way to go through life, son"

- Dean Wormer

[FORD]

This ain't over until the GUNT sings, And I don't mean for the next false lineup of "Van Halen"

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk
He's all of the above.

No magazine would give a shit. They just want the scoop. If the band says they're back together, that's all they would want.

Yahoo Music News reported today that a Guns 'N' Roses reunion is imminent because the original drummer recently talked to Axel about maybe doing music together as a band.

BABY'S ON FIRE is an idiot.

They wouldn't even have to say they're BACK TOGETHER.


If Porn PR Gunt called the RS office and said the four of them were willing to do a shoot, and sign a release, Jann would send a Limo faster than you can say CHEESEHEAD
:D