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[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
good lord...baby's on fire is on ALAE, dumbass!

After some research, Babys On Fire is a Spammy McFagar song after all. I new I heard that title somewhere related to sheep. It is on a gay album called Standing Hamptons. Hamptons was a butler who fucked Hagar in the ass as a young boy. Look it up Natra. And by the way, you owe me an apology. Peace.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Panamark
I wonder if all the linksters have turned back into EVH apologists
again ?? :D

Are you kidding? About half of them are already bleating out.....



Caaaallll Saaaaaammy!! Caaaallll Saaaaaaammy!! Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[PlexiBrown]

Typical McHagar crap lyrics:

Baby's On Fire Lyrics

Her love is red hot when she comes undone.
Never thought gettin' burned could be so much fun.
Always comin' up with something new,
Yeah, that woman taught me a thing or two.
She's on fire
My baby's on fire.
We go out drivin' in my 6.6, yeah.
Fly past the city, head straight for the sticks.
Shut off the lights, turn off the key
No sooner said, done, when she jumps on top of me
She's on fire
My baby's on fire.
Now let it burn
ooooh, yeah
I like it hot
She's on fire
My baby's on fire.
No time for friends, no time for rest.
Straight home from school she starts to get undressed.
It's five below, but it's hot down here...Whoo
She gets so hot every time she comes near.
Turn on the love like it's the latest style.
I get response from just a look with a smile.
She's like a bomb that's about to explode.
Just one touch and she begins to unload
She's on fire
My baby's on fire...Yeah
She takes me higher
My baby's on fire
(repeat 2 times)
Yeah I like it hot..
Now let her burn

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Hamptons here, when are ya comin home to visit Sam?

[danzig]

this is horrible!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
If there's any truth to what Andrew is saying over at Links, then the "problems" are internal, but Dave isn't the issue. Which means its the battle of the Lying Dutchmen.

So what could Alex and Ed be fighting about? Only two possibilities come to mind.....

1) Alex doesn't think Pornochick is up to the job required to publicize a tour like this. Certainly true enough and today's lack of response from Howdy Doody Mountain proves it.

2) Alex realizes the Wolfie thing wasn't really a good idea. Whether he would be holding out for Mike or Billy Sheehan is the next question. Probably depends on that whole "funeral" question.....

So how long would it take Big Brother to remove Little Brother's head from his ass regarding either issue?

I don't know this Andrew guy and I haven't read the Links, but going with what you posted (and because I'm still young and have enough hope to spare), maybe those internal problems are not internal like we think, but with a certain mother trying to ground a certain bassist. Hey, I wouldn't put it past her. She's probably not thrilled at all and afraid her son will walk down the same path as his father.

I throw it out there.

[General Hina]

First a picture with Dave photoshopped in and now this!!

Ha Ha Ha,
General Hina

[Ally_Kat]

I'll say this much -- if the tour was cancelled or if there was conflict involving him and he was on the outs again, I would think he'd open his mouth.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Typical McHagar crap lyrics:

Baby's On Fire Lyrics

Her love is red hot when she comes undone.
Never thought gettin' burned could be so much fun.
Always comin' up with something new,
Yeah, that woman taught me a thing or two.
She's on fire
My baby's on fire.
We go out drivin' in my 6.6, yeah.
Fly past the city, head straight for the sticks.
Shut off the lights, turn off the key
No sooner said, done, when she jumps on top of me
She's on fire
My baby's on fire.
Now let it burn
ooooh, yeah
I like it hot
She's on fire
My baby's on fire.
No time for friends, no time for rest.
Straight home from school she starts to get undressed.
It's five below, but it's hot down here...Whoo
She gets so hot every time she comes near.
Turn on the love like it's the latest style.
I get response from just a look with a smile.
She's like a bomb that's about to explode.
Just one touch and she begins to unload
She's on fire
My baby's on fire...Yeah
She takes me higher
My baby's on fire
(repeat 2 times)
Yeah I like it hot..
Now let her burn

Okay... how about these shit lyrics:

I see ya shake and shimmy
Cross the burger shop floor
I never seen a woman move so slow

I'm dyin'
French-fryin'
By the seat of my pants
Take a bite of double fries
Swear to god it make ya
Late for the dance

Here's one for hte road
One shot for the real go-getter
Silly rabbit, you know just what it takes


A hot dog and a shake
That's what you're hungry for
A hot dog and a shake

My stomch's makin' noise
We're having dinner late
Cuz I gotta be kept
In a cool dry place
Just like any bowl of cherries
When the cream is risin' to the top.

You find your real bottom line is when your
Spine snap crackie and pops, pal

Give me one to go
He buddy, take a number
She can't say no
To what it takes

A hot dog nad a shake
That's what you're hungry for
A hot dog and a shake.

I'm more that just a victim
Of a hungry heart
Kiss me quick
I'm double- parked

A hot dog and a shake
That's what you're hungry for
A hot dog and a shake

These are every bit as bad as Sammy's and we could go song for song all night long. Actually I would eventually run out of examples because DLR hasn't recorded that much original material...

Over & Out,
General Hina

[FORD]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I don't know this Andrew guy and I haven't read the Links, but going with what you posted (and because I'm still young and have enough hope to spare), maybe those internal problems are not internal like we think, but with a certain mother trying to ground a certain bassist. Hey, I wouldn't put it past her. She's probably not thrilled at all and afraid her son will walk down the same path as his father.

I throw it out there.

Yeah, I was interpreting Andrew's comments to mean issues between band members, which Valerie isn't. But it's not all that surprising that she could be a player in this situation.

Or, suppose Wolfie got pissed off at Mom and he's filing for emancipation the day he turns 16? I don't know anyone who has done that, personally, but I'm guessing, like a divorce, it would be a matter of filing the paperwork and then waiting for a court date. Which would be one factor accounting for a delay, I guess.

[perilousepete]

maybe dudes already know this but rolling stone is releasing a full interview with roth in their next issue which is coming out the 23rd. check out some highlights from vhnd.com it's kinda sweet

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, I was interpreting Andrew's comments to mean issues between band members, which Valerie isn't. But it's not all that surprising that she could be a player in this situation.

Or, suppose Wolfie got pissed off at Mom and he's filing for emancipation the day he turns 16? I don't know anyone who has done that, personally, but I'm guessing, like a divorce, it would be a matter of filing the paperwork and then waiting for a court date. Which would be one factor accounting for a delay, I guess.

Well, then, you bring something to mind I had not thought about -- custody. Obviously, going on tour all summer long leaves little time with mother. I have a feeling this is where the trouble lies.

And they need to hire me to do their PR. Seriously, while it feels like she wants to deny the rumors while leaving an out-option should shit hit the fan with whatever the real issue is, it could have been handled better. Now, with which do I start hitting on to get the job? Obviously not the jailbait... :p

[Panamark]

Originally posted by FORD
Are you kidding? About half of them are already bleating out.....



Caaaallll Saaaaaammy!! Caaaallll Saaaaaaammy!! Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Wouldnt it be funny if they did call Sammy, and he agreed,
and Mike was still left out...

OH MAN !!

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

It's very rare that the courts grant kids rights to be emancipated. But in Wolfs' case it could happen. If that is at all that is going on. Who knows. I think this thing will still happen though.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by perilousepete
maybe dudes already know this but rolling stone is releasing a full interview with roth in their next issue which is coming out the 23rd. check out some highlights from vhnd.com it's kinda sweet

Dude, there are stickied topics on the top of this forum...

Check 'em out...