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  • TAKIN WHISKEY
    Commando
    • Apr 2006
    • 1190

    Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
    good lord...baby's on fire is on ALAE, dumbass!
    After some research, Babys On Fire is a Spammy McFagar song after all. I new I heard that title somewhere related to sheep. It is on a gay album called Standing Hamptons. Hamptons was a butler who fucked Hagar in the ass as a young boy. Look it up Natra. And by the way, you owe me an apology. Peace.

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59615

      Originally posted by Panamark
      I wonder if all the linksters have turned back into EVH apologists
      again ?? :D
      Are you kidding? About half of them are already bleating out.....



      Caaaallll Saaaaaammy!! Caaaallll Saaaaaaammy!! Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • PlexiBrown
        Commando
        • Mar 2006
        • 1264

        Typical McHagar crap lyrics:

        Baby's On Fire Lyrics

        Her love is red hot when she comes undone.
        Never thought gettin' burned could be so much fun.
        Always comin' up with something new,
        Yeah, that woman taught me a thing or two.
        She's on fire
        My baby's on fire.
        We go out drivin' in my 6.6, yeah.
        Fly past the city, head straight for the sticks.
        Shut off the lights, turn off the key
        No sooner said, done, when she jumps on top of me
        She's on fire
        My baby's on fire.
        Now let it burn
        ooooh, yeah
        I like it hot
        She's on fire
        My baby's on fire.
        No time for friends, no time for rest.
        Straight home from school she starts to get undressed.
        It's five below, but it's hot down here...Whoo
        She gets so hot every time she comes near.
        Turn on the love like it's the latest style.
        I get response from just a look with a smile.
        She's like a bomb that's about to explode.
        Just one touch and she begins to unload
        She's on fire
        My baby's on fire...Yeah
        She takes me higher
        My baby's on fire
        (repeat 2 times)
        Yeah I like it hot..
        Now let her burn
        And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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        • TAKIN WHISKEY
          Commando
          • Apr 2006
          • 1190

          Hamptons here, when are ya comin home to visit Sam?

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          • danzig
            Groupie
            • Apr 2005
            • 78

            this is horrible!!!!

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            • Ally_Kat
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7612

              Originally posted by FORD
              If there's any truth to what Andrew is saying over at Links, then the "problems" are internal, but Dave isn't the issue. Which means its the battle of the Lying Dutchmen.

              So what could Alex and Ed be fighting about? Only two possibilities come to mind.....

              1) Alex doesn't think Pornochick is up to the job required to publicize a tour like this. Certainly true enough and today's lack of response from Howdy Doody Mountain proves it.

              2) Alex realizes the Wolfie thing wasn't really a good idea. Whether he would be holding out for Mike or Billy Sheehan is the next question. Probably depends on that whole "funeral" question.....

              So how long would it take Big Brother to remove Little Brother's head from his ass regarding either issue?
              I don't know this Andrew guy and I haven't read the Links, but going with what you posted (and because I'm still young and have enough hope to spare), maybe those internal problems are not internal like we think, but with a certain mother trying to ground a certain bassist. Hey, I wouldn't put it past her. She's probably not thrilled at all and afraid her son will walk down the same path as his father.

              I throw it out there.
              Roth Army Militia

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              • General Hina
                Sniper
                • Feb 2004
                • 881

                First a picture with Dave photoshopped in and now this!!

                Ha Ha Ha,
                General Hina

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                • Ally_Kat
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7612

                  I'll say this much -- if the tour was cancelled or if there was conflict involving him and he was on the outs again, I would think he'd open his mouth.
                  Roth Army Militia

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                  • General Hina
                    Sniper
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 881

                    Originally posted by PlexiBrown
                    Typical McHagar crap lyrics:

                    Baby's On Fire Lyrics

                    Her love is red hot when she comes undone.
                    Never thought gettin' burned could be so much fun.
                    Always comin' up with something new,
                    Yeah, that woman taught me a thing or two.
                    She's on fire
                    My baby's on fire.
                    We go out drivin' in my 6.6, yeah.
                    Fly past the city, head straight for the sticks.
                    Shut off the lights, turn off the key
                    No sooner said, done, when she jumps on top of me
                    She's on fire
                    My baby's on fire.
                    Now let it burn
                    ooooh, yeah
                    I like it hot
                    She's on fire
                    My baby's on fire.
                    No time for friends, no time for rest.
                    Straight home from school she starts to get undressed.
                    It's five below, but it's hot down here...Whoo
                    She gets so hot every time she comes near.
                    Turn on the love like it's the latest style.
                    I get response from just a look with a smile.
                    She's like a bomb that's about to explode.
                    Just one touch and she begins to unload
                    She's on fire
                    My baby's on fire...Yeah
                    She takes me higher
                    My baby's on fire
                    (repeat 2 times)
                    Yeah I like it hot..
                    Now let her burn
                    Okay... how about these shit lyrics:

                    I see ya shake and shimmy
                    Cross the burger shop floor
                    I never seen a woman move so slow

                    I'm dyin'
                    French-fryin'
                    By the seat of my pants
                    Take a bite of double fries
                    Swear to god it make ya
                    Late for the dance

                    Here's one for hte road
                    One shot for the real go-getter
                    Silly rabbit, you know just what it takes


                    A hot dog and a shake
                    That's what you're hungry for
                    A hot dog and a shake

                    My stomch's makin' noise
                    We're having dinner late
                    Cuz I gotta be kept
                    In a cool dry place
                    Just like any bowl of cherries
                    When the cream is risin' to the top.

                    You find your real bottom line is when your
                    Spine snap crackie and pops, pal

                    Give me one to go
                    He buddy, take a number
                    She can't say no
                    To what it takes

                    A hot dog nad a shake
                    That's what you're hungry for
                    A hot dog and a shake.

                    I'm more that just a victim
                    Of a hungry heart
                    Kiss me quick
                    I'm double- parked

                    A hot dog and a shake
                    That's what you're hungry for
                    A hot dog and a shake

                    These are every bit as bad as Sammy's and we could go song for song all night long. Actually I would eventually run out of examples because DLR hasn't recorded that much original material...

                    Over & Out,
                    General Hina
                    Last edited by General Hina; 02-21-2007, 01:04 AM.

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59615

                      Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                      I don't know this Andrew guy and I haven't read the Links, but going with what you posted (and because I'm still young and have enough hope to spare), maybe those internal problems are not internal like we think, but with a certain mother trying to ground a certain bassist. Hey, I wouldn't put it past her. She's probably not thrilled at all and afraid her son will walk down the same path as his father.

                      I throw it out there.
                      Yeah, I was interpreting Andrew's comments to mean issues between band members, which Valerie isn't. But it's not all that surprising that she could be a player in this situation.

                      Or, suppose Wolfie got pissed off at Mom and he's filing for emancipation the day he turns 16? I don't know anyone who has done that, personally, but I'm guessing, like a divorce, it would be a matter of filing the paperwork and then waiting for a court date. Which would be one factor accounting for a delay, I guess.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • perilousepete
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 213

                        maybe dudes already know this but rolling stone is releasing a full interview with roth in their next issue which is coming out the 23rd. check out some highlights from vhnd.com it's kinda sweet
                        http://geocities.com/sirdominic@sbcg...iestrat3yx.jpg

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                        • Ally_Kat
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7612

                          Originally posted by FORD
                          Yeah, I was interpreting Andrew's comments to mean issues between band members, which Valerie isn't. But it's not all that surprising that she could be a player in this situation.

                          Or, suppose Wolfie got pissed off at Mom and he's filing for emancipation the day he turns 16? I don't know anyone who has done that, personally, but I'm guessing, like a divorce, it would be a matter of filing the paperwork and then waiting for a court date. Which would be one factor accounting for a delay, I guess.
                          Well, then, you bring something to mind I had not thought about -- custody. Obviously, going on tour all summer long leaves little time with mother. I have a feeling this is where the trouble lies.

                          And they need to hire me to do their PR. Seriously, while it feels like she wants to deny the rumors while leaving an out-option should shit hit the fan with whatever the real issue is, it could have been handled better. Now, with which do I start hitting on to get the job? Obviously not the jailbait... :p
                          Roth Army Militia

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                          • Panamark
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 17161

                            Originally posted by FORD
                            Are you kidding? About half of them are already bleating out.....



                            Caaaallll Saaaaaammy!! Caaaallll Saaaaaaammy!! Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
                            Wouldnt it be funny if they did call Sammy, and he agreed,
                            and Mike was still left out...

                            OH MAN !!
                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • TAKIN WHISKEY
                              Commando
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 1190

                              It's very rare that the courts grant kids rights to be emancipated. But in Wolfs' case it could happen. If that is at all that is going on. Who knows. I think this thing will still happen though.

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                              • ELVIS
                                Banned
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 44120

                                Originally posted by perilousepete
                                maybe dudes already know this but rolling stone is releasing a full interview with roth in their next issue which is coming out the 23rd. check out some highlights from vhnd.com it's kinda sweet
                                Dude, there are stickied topics on the top of this forum...

                                Check 'em out...


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