AS BAD... no... WORSE than predicted.

[Warham]

This is par for the course.

Besides a couple of songs back in '96, everything Van Halen has touched since '84 has turned into a big smelly turd, tonight included.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Warham
This is par for the course.

Besides a couple of songs back in '96, everything Van Halen has touched since '84 has turned into a big smelly turd, tonight included.

maybe.

i guess if you are looking at it that way.

the downtrodden have been given a false illusion of "faith and hope" for years now.

joke's on us as these simply turn out to be strippers and nothing more.

we've been lied to dude. plain, simple.

disillusioned.

=h=

[PlexiBrown]

Watching the guitar players in the bands tonight and the guitar players in the "classic moments" videos they were playing, the thought that was going through my head was how Ed's playing is light years ahead of everyone. Sober up dude!!

[Warham]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
maybe.

i guess if you are looking at it that way.

the downtrodden have been given a false illusion of "faith and hope" for years now.

joke's on us as these simply turn out to be strippers and nothing more.

we've been lied to dude. plain, simple.

disillusioned.

=h=

I can't agree with you more, Hitch.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[hitch1969©]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

WE HAVE BEEN VIOLATED

IN THE RECTAL

PERI-ANAL

SPHINCTUS region

hurts like cock

smells like poop

help?

=h=

[madraoul]

Is this the first time in hall history that a band gets inducted and there is not one original member there?

[bueno bob]

Well, based on this thread, I'm fucking glad I didn't turn the TV on tonight. Glad I boycotted that fucking waste of time.

What a God damn joke it's turned into.

Van Halen exists now only in their first six albums and the memories of those lucky enough to have seen it in it's heyday. Once the world's most dangerous rock and roll band...now a fucking comedy of errors and the punchline of a really bad joke.

Fuck Eddie, fuck the porn star PR, fuck the 15 year old bass player, fuck Sammy, fuck Mike, fuck all of it.

Honestly, though? I really think the only ones who look good right now are Dave, Ed and Al - at least, in their absence, this abortion looks like the fucking bad joke it truly is.

Dickheads.

Oh well, see ya tomorrow for another exciting edition of...

[diamondD]

GD Why can't Van Halen go up there and get raw like REM and Smith ripping up The Stooges "Now I Wann Be Your Dog"

The one fucking chance we thought we had


FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by diamondD
GD Why can't Van Halen go up there and get raw like REM and Smith ripping up The Stooges "Now I Wann Be Your Dog"

The one fucking chance we thought we had


FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

There is no chance. Give Van Halen a chance to do anything and it'll fuck itself in the ass every time. That's just how Van Halen rolls, yo.

[Warham]

I can't even begin to think any of them look good after this.

The bassplayer gets a pass.

[FORD]

SHIT! The Spamster is on stage again

[PlexiBrown]

Is this the first time in hall history that a band gets inducted and there is not one original member there?

What?

[VanHalener]

This just in. Spam and Bassboy are filmed in a compromising position back stage at RR HOF. Eyewitnesses stated large amounts of tequila were rapidly consumed by both former members of Van Halen just prior to this video taped incident...

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[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
I can't even begin to think any of them look good after this.

The bassplayer gets a pass.

Bullshit, not as far as I'm concerned. If he had any respect for the original incarnation of Van Halen (which he obviously fucking doesn't), he'd have followed Ed, Al and Dave's lead and no-showed it as well, made it totally fucking irrelevant.

But we all know how important Sammy is to him, I guess...

[PlexiBrown]

SHIT! The Spamster is on stage again

Now he really went to far!!