God Bless Edward Van Halen!

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  • bantonelli
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Nov 2004
    • 2629

    #46
    Re: God Bless Edward Van Halen!

    Originally posted by eddie78
    Without his talent & brilliance, this board would not exist.
    It baffles me how little respect is shown to the man that gave you all your favorite albums & redefined the guitar in a hard rock context.
    Ed created the entire foundation, he wrote the songs.
    It all started with Edward, not Dave, not Al, not Michael Anthony.
    Would Jim Dandy, i mean David Lee Roth, (just kidding, folks) have a career without ED?
    Doubtful.
    For Dave to be entertaining, he needed some actual songs to back up the atttude.
    Dave was the icing on the cake from 78-84, but Ed was/is the whole fucking cake.
    Am i wrong, am i somehow misguided?
    Enlighten me.
    Dear Misguided: May I interject for a moment:

    Flashback to Pasadena - circa 1976-ish...

    Eddie playing guitar like a virtuoso...YES.. AND...

    Dave steps into the picture with his beligerent enthusiasm which equally matches Ed's talent...

    Dave yearns for the band to move on to greater heights and out of Pasadena city limits...into Hollywood. Dave "Marketed and Spearheaded" the band to get them gigs at the Starwood & Gazzari's where they would be seen/approached by Gene Simmons.

    If you watched "Early Years of Van Halen" DVD, you'd learn that Alex was quoted as saying that Dave walked around and strutted his stuff with a certain confidence, which is why (besides wanting to use his PA) was asked to be a part of the band..mind you, without the "Legendary Nordic Name" as of yet (another ROTH idea).

    It was the "Merging" of The Virtuoso and The Entertainer that created the "Joy of Van Halen" recipe.

    Had it not been the combination of ingredients in equal parts of BOTH..the cake would have been underbaked.

    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145

      #47
      Originally posted by PlexiBrown
      Ed takes a lot of shit because he is a dick, he can't get along with anyone and he let Sammy Hagar join the band. Anyone who lets Sammy Hagar join their band deserves all of the shit that they get.

      Ha Ha!!

      I think that's the fucking point right there.

      Few would question Ed's genius, or his paramount importance to CVH.

      But sadly, few would also question that he has become a complete dick.
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21897

        #48
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I could be wrong, but I think hardrock69 spelled it right.

        kin·der·gar·ten (kndr-gärtn, -dn)
        n. Abbr. K
        A program or class for four-year-old to six-year-old children that serves as an introduction to school.
        Yeah that is about his age group, lol.
        :D

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        • EAT MY ASSHOLE
          Veteran
          • Feb 2006
          • 1887

          #49
          Originally posted by Hardrock69
          It is obvious you cannot comprehend English, fucktard.

          Regardless of whoever was producing or engineering, yes they would have sounded similar.

          But that does not change the fact that spEd is only 1/7th of the team which created the records.
          Bitch.
          Well, by your logic, the 19 year old intern at the record company who ran around all day getting coffee for the executives also desreves credit and acclaim for Eddie's innovations and talents. After all, he was part of this "team" that made Eddie known and famous.

          hey! Let's all take our hats off to some anonymous douche and celebrate how it was HIM who made the first six albums possible!!! Yay anonymous douche!!!
          RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • EAT MY ASSHOLE
            Veteran
            • Feb 2006
            • 1887

            #50
            Turns out both spellings are acceptable, but the "d" version is "Americanized" b/c so many of us depend on phonics, rather than an understanding of foriegn tongues.

            LimpCock, you dumb, worthless bitch.
            RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21897

              #51
              Originally posted by PlexiBrown
              Ed takes a lot of shit because he is a dick, he can't get along with anyone and he let Sammy Hagar join the band. Anyone who lets Sammy Hagar join their band deserves all of the shit that they get.
              That says it all.

              He musta been pretty drunk when he decided to ruin his band with Spamulus Flatulus.

              Or else Warner Bros. forced his hand.

              Anything that reeks of corporate pop music is going to be enough to make those sad bastards at WB shit themselves with anticipation.

              Of course their concern is not 'artisitic integrity'. Their goal is erase that, and suck the cock of Mammon while being fucked in the ass by him.

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              • thome
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Mar 2005
                • 6678

                #52
                I guess Ed7/8ths has retreated to his home front at, cvs or wherever.

                Perhaps, we should thank him for coming here, while his fav site was down, and taking our generous hospitality and trying to shove it up our asses.

                Whatta Guy let's hear it for giving shelter to the homeless ,the waifs who need shelter. 7/8ths thanks for the kind words and the thankyou was priceless.

                I am assuming there is a thankyou somewhere.. c'mon it's ED7/8ths...

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                • eddie78
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 301

                  #53
                  Awww, Thome sounds like a jilted teen slut after the prom!
                  I came on all of your faces & promptly high-tailed it back to anywhere but here.

                  Truthfully, y'all are alright, though the Roth infatuation would be more understandable if it was 1980.
                  Dave lost me ages ago, but the six-pack is a permanent reminder of his brilliance.
                  Edward, drunk or sober, is a fucking enigma.
                  He is the brother from another planet & forever intriguing.

                  Oh yeah, and Vai blows massive chunks....
                  Don't ever mutter insignificant names like Vai & Malmsteen in the same breat as King Edward!

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                  • eddie78
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 301

                    #54
                    ...and Thank You, Thome...
                    Thank you Roth Army forums....
                    Fuck you Crowbar & Birdshitmaple (go line the cage, sister).

                    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                    HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

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                    • Terry
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12133

                      #55
                      Originally posted by eddie78
                      Awww, Thome sounds like a jilted teen slut after the prom!
                      I came on all of your faces & promptly high-tailed it back to anywhere but here.

                      Truthfully, y'all are alright, though the Roth infatuation would be more understandable if it was 1980.
                      Dave lost me ages ago, but the six-pack is a permanent reminder of his brilliance.
                      Edward, drunk or sober, is a fucking enigma.
                      He is the brother from another planet & forever intriguing.

                      Oh yeah, and Vai blows massive chunks....
                      Don't ever mutter insignificant names like Vai & Malmsteen in the same breat as King Edward!
                      And the Eddie infactuation would be more understandable if it was 1984...

                      ...you know, back before Ed decided to go on autopilot for the remainder of his career?
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • thome
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 6678

                        #56
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        ...and Thank You, Thome...
                        Thank you Roth Army forums....
                        Fuck you Crowbar & Birdshitmaple (go line the cage, sister).

                        YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                        HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
                        A trully fine post.

                        A compliment with a twist ?

                        Finalized with a fine, yee haw.

                        I may find a way to visit cvs or wherever..?

                        Then i will proceed to kick the asses of the establishment on the
                        -Roth Quotient-.

                        Roth On ! 14/16ths

                        One day if the stars are shining you will be a W'hole.

                        Ahh haha I Slay me .Don't forget to tip your waitress.!

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                        • eddie78
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 301

                          #57
                          Thome, ya keep me coming back, man.
                          The army is full of all sorts of rebels, and i fucking like that.
                          I tried Evh.com & i tried the links (all fine sites in their own right), but i was bored off my ass.
                          I love Classic VH.com, because it's small enough & everyone gets an equal chance to loathe me.
                          This place is massive & tougher to get to know everyone.
                          But....damn, it's alright!

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #58
                            That's correct...

                            Now post something worth reading...


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                            • eddie78
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 301

                              #59
                              Ouch!
                              I'm gonna start another EVH thread!

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                              • Dave2007
                                Roadie
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 112

                                #60
                                speaking of scorned bitches sped ran off with the band name like a jilted cunt. Watch what you say about Mr.Vai around here friend

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