answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)

[hitch1969©]

TO THA SPAMMAZ™:

word up motherfuckers. You dudes cracked me the FUCK up today. I watched like a giddy schoolgirl on horseback, juices flowing down in the tunaboat crevasse and nipple hard-ons poking holes in the training bra. You dudes were brilliant, like Osama bin-L. This site has never suffraged sucha tragedy. In the mod room, they're calling YOU our fucking 911.

Touche, douche's.

That's what they call SPORTSMANSHIP to the highest degree, never would I rain SOUR GRAPES™ on your parade. You fucking beat us, fair and square. P3WNED the GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING JACKBOOTING COCKSUCKING Diamond David Lee Roth Army™. I commend you in the victory. Hey, inasmuch as I don't like how you made us our bitches.... I have to respect it. Like Captain James T. and the fellas respected Khan in "Space Seed" and they had to explain that shit to Spock© of Vulcan.

YA DONE GOOD. I want to showcase what I consider the HIGHLIGHT of what you dudes did here today. Now understand that ALL of your shit got deleted. HOWEVER in respect, I shall LET IT LIVE AGAIN.

I am a moderator here. I am what they call "MEMBER NUMBER TWO" which of course is a reference to a penis followed by a reference to human feces. Don't read too much into that, bros, excepting that I'm sorta... dare I say sorta... on your side.

Keep in mind, whatever I post here will not only STAY in this forum... it will ALSO be a STICKY THREAD simply because of my legend within what YOU deem to be an aging and lame-ass internet community. Which gets me back to whatever today that you did cracked me the fuck up. SO ... without further ado:

posted: Today, at at 03:04 PM
an O & A Welcome everybody!!
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Hi,

I just wanted to welcome all you David Lee Roth fans out there to the year 2007. I heard many of you were trapped in 1980 for the last 27 years. And to borrow a line from a VH song "you might as well jump" off a building because if you spend your time discussing and irelevant, washed up, nothing like David Lee Roth you don't deserve the air the rest of us breathe.

SO fucking well written. SO fucking true.

I was worried that some of the assholes here that take this fucking shit too seriously missed the message. It certainly puts shit into perpectus in my rectus.

Enough humility and concession for the time being. You all being 100& and totally correctal, and THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING JACKBOOTING COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING ASSLICKING RIMJOBBING LIVING IN THE 1980sING Diamond David Lee Roth Army absolutely acknowledging your total OWNAGE of us.... so...

wtf is...

0.0 rating?

BEST!!

=h69=

[hitch1969©]

does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

[hitch1969©]

who is hitch1969?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

[hitch1969©]

Look, guys... I don't want to be SO direct here because I think it makes me look like a homo, soliciting.

BUTT...

IF you want a forum to fuckup...

Mine has never been more deserving of attention.

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/forums.cgi?forum=1

it's REAL gay, and really needing some posters, no matter the content. Overload my $4.95 a month server. LIGHT UP THE SKY with random stupidity and homoerotic feelings.

Maybe in the end we'll make a friend or 2, or hopefully a 3some.

BEST!!

=h=

[Romeo Delight]

Re: answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)

Originally posted by hitch1969©
I watched like a giddy schoolgirl on horseback, juices flowing down in the tunaboat crevasse and nipple hard-ons poking holes in the training bra.

Epic

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Epic

much love backatcha, my nigga.

=h=

[Dan]

There Is Only One Hitch And Roth On Man.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Dan
There Is Only One Hitch And Roth On Man.

Dan THE MAN™

You speak truthfulness in a world full of human-alien hybrids, may 2012 treat you well and I hope that you have one of Riley's tickets to the mothership.

TRUST NO ONE.

Right now, I am like the dudes from that other site said, living back in the 1980s and putting together a fucking BILLY SQUIER cd for my girlfriend. If that dude isn't gay (see ROCK ME TONIGHT video) then NO straight dude who rips his tshirt is.

I found a rarity though.. remember that MTV commercial from the AYYYTIES, "Christmas is the time to say I love you"? where B. Squier sang with all the VJs?

The O&A retards were SO fucking dead on about us and the 80s dude.

oh well.

=h=

[hitch1969©]

me an' OJ.

forget the first 50 seconds..... listen without prejudice. uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh


=h=

[Panamark]

Dave is back in Halen and this is your first post ??

Just between you, me and the gatepost, I've been
looking forward to your inevitable "Dave is back" post..

This is it ??

Gaylord Focker......

[Panamark]

Good to seeya an all, though...

[katie]

Oh dear so much for the army having staunch soldiers.
When it's number 2 rolls over so easily on his back.
If the this Roth board was a country then it would have to be France.

Fucking weak the lot of ya!

You got spammed, so what

Now fucking deal with it!!!

[Panamark]

Spam attacks are so soft cock rock...

Much like Van Hagar encapsulated in a gay rebellious
short lived visible dog turd on the sidewalk,
Sitting there until a webmaster presses "delete"

Wow.... Big Deal

Farken boring..

Even the spammers know the site can be restored
in minutes.. Why not shove their mouse up
their arse and excercise their sphincter muscles
on the left click button for the "Oh My God Mike
and Sam are not part of Van Halen anymore Polls"

????