answer: ZERO POINT fucking ZERO (0.0)

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by MAX
Fuck this hitch shit, fuck him as the number two PLAYA!!! And while we're at it, fuck the rest of you kissing his franchise playin' ass.

Breasts, hitches and britches...

Fuckin' GHEY!!!

Yup Hitch...

FUCK YOU TOO!!!

queeya movie called regarding maximus...

Fillup my coffe cup wiff cream, when i've had enough I say when...

WHEN!!!

LMMFAO!!!

[1971Quarter]

Normally I can understand maybe a portion of what hitch rants about, but this thread takes the cake. What the hell are you people all yapping about? Why would this ebonics get a stickie??

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by MAX fuck the rest of you kissing his franchise playin' ass.

'ey,

I gots me own franchise pal. As long as Sarge provides this journal thing-a-ma-bob, I too am a ®oth A®my f®an©hise playa.

Franchises run differently though... like the difference between gospel and gangsta rap- from anaga to anega- catch my drift man- or is that mon?

If y'all want to see a Wounded Bird version of Van Halen, all re-issued with some differences from the o®iginal packaging, be my guest.
Me, I have other things to do with my time/$.

[Dave's PA Rental]

This thread is proof as to why Hitch needs to post here more often.

I don't know, man...a younger, meaner Hitch would have NEVER felt that he needed to take someone by the hand and decode a multilayered Hitchrant...

And not for nothing, but that initial post sounds like something I would have written...killing 'em with kindness...

Hitch used to go full metal jacket on your ass, and then expect you to pay the fucking bill, not explain his reasons for doing so because he ruffled some feathers of some veterans here...

[Dave's PA Rental]

PS, if youre new here, DON'T FUCKING ASK WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THIS HITCH GUY. Do some fucking research and come back when your balls drop.

[Steve Savicki]

Five (5) stars please: http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview....readID=2871866

[Golden AWe]

This is legendary.

HITCH actually managed to humiliate and own the Wackobored without even posting there. Yesss, I checked out and I don't even know who Opie Anthony is.

He ain't NR. 2 for no reason.

[1971Quarter]

I've been logged onto this site since it was the old email threads that were sent all day in the late 1990's. This is just my 4th username. All these years later, I still don't understand hitch and these posts. I come here to talk ROTH - I don't get all wet when another user posts.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by 1971Quarter
I've been logged onto this site since it was the old email threads that were sent all day in the late 1990's. This is just my 4th username. All these years later, I still don't understand hitch and these posts. I come here to talk ROTH - I don't get all wet when another user posts.

Good post!

You two have something in common! The word you, in this very post, and HITCH have in common is HONESTY. That is what I like to read, and that is one of the reasons I enjoy Hitch posting.


*****

PS. I have been able to spread the wisdom around. The biggest ice hockey website in Finland Funland - www.jatkoaika.com - I've been posting there for some years now. I've adapted some of the Hitch/flappo/Grimsdale/GAR etc. phrases in the finnish talk too, adding some of the style to my serious and less serious writings. Now, the style is not just playing with special signs, you need to write wise words and serious matters to convince people, but it's amazing to see actually see people starting to add ™ and ~BREASTS!!! there all time time! I've learned from the b(r)e(a)st!

Praise the lard!

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by hitch1969�
First of all, WHY would the VHLINKS be loving this? I don't get that at all. The O&E fuckers picked THE BEST Van Halen site on the net to fuck with. THat sorta makes the LINKS look like the fat chick at the prom, no?

What about DDLR? I wonder if they were attacked.
They better look out, O & A may take retaliation over there due to being banned over here.

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
But this ain't gonna be fucking 1982 FAIR WARNING VAN HALEN

And that's a fair warning. :p Actually, more than fair.

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
me an' OJ.

forget the first 50 seconds..... listen without prejudice. uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh


=h=

OJ a suspect again even though it's not murder this time around:

http://www.yahoo.com/s/676954

So will he at least get cuffs slapped on the wrists?

Johnny's not there to bail him out this time!

[ZahZoo]

Just for fun and the Holidays... I found an old thread from more entertaining times at this site and decided to bump it and turn on the Way-Back Machine™... This was a funny read!

Test the search engine and see what y'all can dig up from bone yard...

[Von Halen]

I miss Hitch!