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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12749

    Originally posted by chefcraig
    The Cover-version debacle started a while after the 2000 Tabula Rasa fiasco, when an unsubstantiated (and soon discredited) story about Coverdale rehearsing with Eddie Van Halen appeared at the MTV site in the news section. (Now see if you can discern an overall pattern here.) Soon after, a poster joined the Links, stating that he had proof that this did indeed take place, contrary to denials from Coverdale's camp. This soon was described as actual low quality tapes, recorded during the brief session.

    After making some noise about this so-called "proof", he was called on it by the site's membership. The poster (and I'll be damned if I can recall the twit's user name ) next asked to be put in touch with the site's owner, in order to establish his bona fides. This went on and on for a good deal of time, with the guy obviously enjoying the attention he was getting not only from the site's membership, but from the mods and ownership as well. Finally the fellow agreed to send the site's owner a copy of this evidence. And then...nothing.

    As you might imagine, this did not sit well with site membership, as they began to get a bit restless. More excuses were made, but the delays continued. Strangely, the poster's attitude and behavior changed as this went on, going from confident arrogance to a whiny, put-upon and oddly wounded stance questioning why anyone would doubt him in the first place. (These statements were accompanied by the words "You'll see, you'll see", which in no doubt should sound familiar to more than a few people here. )

    This dragged on until enough was enough. The site's moderators looked into the fellow's location, which was not where he'd said it was. The site's owner called in some resources to actually pin down a few more things, and it was discovered the guy was actually posting from a campus library not even within driving distance of the organization he'd claimed to be working for. The whole house of cards came tumbling down soon after, as the incident was proven to be an elaborate (but poorly thought out) hoax.

    Even more regrettably, this strange interlude became a call to action to a twisted handful of people that thought David Coverdale really should be in Van Halen, leading to the subject being brought up haphazardly at all of the VH related sites for a good part of the decade.
    Waiddaminute...

    Nah...

    Can't be.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    • fwacf
      Roadie
      • Jul 2004
      • 154

      Here we go again........................
      When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?

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      • if6was9
        Head Fluffer
        • Mar 2007
        • 369

        This shitstorm has reminded me of "I met David Lee Roth" thread.

        Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          Originally posted by chefcraig
          The Cover-version debacle started a while after the 2000 Tabula Rasa fiasco, when an unsubstantiated (and soon discredited) story about Coverdale rehearsing with Eddie Van Halen appeared at the MTV site in the news section. (Now see if you can discern an overall pattern here.) Soon after, a poster joined the Links, stating that he had proof that this did indeed take place, contrary to denials from Coverdale's camp. This soon was described as actual low quality tapes, recorded during the brief session.

          After making some noise about this so-called "proof", he was called on it by the site's membership. The poster (and I'll be damned if I can recall the twit's user name ) next asked to be put in touch with the site's owner, in order to establish his bona fides. This went on and on for a good deal of time, with the guy obviously enjoying the attention he was getting not only from the site's membership, but from the mods and ownership as well. Finally the fellow agreed to send the site's owner a copy of this evidence. And then...nothing.

          As you might imagine, this did not sit well with site membership, as they began to get a bit restless. More excuses were made, but the delays continued. Strangely, the poster's attitude and behavior changed as this went on, going from confident arrogance to a whiny, put-upon and oddly wounded stance questioning why anyone would doubt him in the first place. (These statements were accompanied by the words "You'll see, you'll see", which in no doubt should sound familiar to more than a few people here. )

          This dragged on until enough was enough. The site's moderators looked into the fellow's location, which was not where he'd said it was. The site's owner called in some resources to actually pin down a few more things, and it was discovered the guy was actually posting from a campus library not even within driving distance of the organization he'd claimed to be working for. The whole house of cards came tumbling down soon after, as the incident was proven to be an elaborate (but poorly thought out) hoax.

          Even more regrettably, this strange interlude became a call to action to a twisted handful of people that thought David Coverdale really should be in Van Halen, leading to the subject being brought up haphazardly at all of the VH related sites for a good part of the decade.
          Oh man! I remember all that! That was back in the days when Van Halen rumors were actually exciting!
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • ThrillsNSpills
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6627

            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            ban this poseur
            Do you have any grey poupon?




            And Chef...

            the other poseuur's name was Slowpoke.


            And Playboy...

            you are a grandstanding drama queen who chose to drag "working on 6-8 songs" into a drama designed to get people to pay attention to you and the fabulous posts that you promised to 'create' in '45 minutes.'
            I me I will blah blah pay attention to me, etc.

            watch this
            <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V82I7vgzfgE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V82I7vgzfgE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
              And Chef...the other poseuur's name was Slowpoke.
              Thanks for remembering it, and nicely done.

              Soon afterward, the guy's name was the source of a good amount of hostility, resulting in nicknames like "Slow poke in the eye (or ass)", along with several other predictable variations. That thread brought out some of the best comedy, satire, and outright insults ever witnessed by the various VH boards up until that time. Hell, I remember folks even managing to shoehorn references from Airplane! into it.

              Thanks again.









              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • Anonymous
                Banned
                • May 2004
                • 12749

                Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                And Playboy...

                you are a grandstanding drama queen who chose to drag "working on 6-8 songs" into a drama designed to get people to pay attention to you and the fabulous posts that you promised to 'create' in '45 minutes.'
                I me I will blah blah pay attention to me, etc.
                Some things just bear repeating, that's all.

                I still think that "Here to enlighten" says all that needs to be said about Playtard...

                Cheers! :bottle:

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                • ThrillsNSpills
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6627

                  Originally posted by chefcraig
                  Thanks for remembering it, and nicely done.

                  Soon afterward, the guy's name was the source of a good amount of hostility, resulting in nicknames like "Slow poke in the eye (or ass)", along with several other predictable variations. That thread brought out some of the best comedy, satire, and outright insults ever witnessed by the various VH boards up until that time. Hell, I remember folks even managing to shoehorn references from Airplane! into it.

                  Thanks again.
                  Glad to help. If memory serves somebody posted his personal information.


                  Now here's the Python version of what happened here with Miss Anne Elk playing the part of Playboy. Note the usefulness of the information given after the buildup.
                  <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cAYDiPizDIs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cAYDiPizDIs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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                  • ThrillsNSpills
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6627

                    my informations are impeccable.

                    I shall return in 45 minutes whereupon I will create a post in Main verifying my impeccable information .

                    I will be vindicated. When the six to eight songs appear you will know that no other has posted such information on the subject.

                    For the record can I PM the powers that be the details with the hope that my credentials will be substansheeated.

                    I will then endeavor to create a double-post where I could be announced by the powers that be and subsequently present the information previously referenced. I will then create another alias to applaud my information that I have chosen to bestow .

                    ok forty five minutes. tick tock

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                    • binnie
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2006
                      • 19145

                      I've just had a wank........
                      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                      • Vinnie Velvet
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2004
                        • 4657

                        For a minute there I thought I was reading a thread from a decade ago.

                        Ya know, when rumours were more interesting.
                        =V V=
                        ole No.1 The finest
                        EAT US AND SMILE

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                        • Va Beach VH Fan
                          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 17913

                          Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                          Do you have any grey poupon?




                          And Chef...

                          the other poseuur's name was Slowpoke.


                          And Playboy...

                          you are a grandstanding drama queen who chose to drag "working on 6-8 songs" into a drama designed to get people to pay attention to you and the fabulous posts that you promised to 'create' in '45 minutes.'
                          I me I will blah blah pay attention to me, etc.
                          How DARE you bring that cunt Mary Marsh into this thread !!!

                          Where's that groan button....
                          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                          • UK ROCKER
                            Banned
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 259

                            Originally posted by Playboy
                            I have some news, blah, blah, blah .
                            I have connections blah, blah blah.
                            I have a buddy......blah, blah, blah
                            Why won't you believe me Blah, blah, blah
                            What was the question again?

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                            • Antman
                              Commando
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 1261

                              Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                              my informations are impeccable.

                              I shall return in 45 minutes whereupon I will create a post in Main verifying my impeccable information .

                              I will be vindicated. When the six to eight songs appear you will know that no other has posted such information on the subject.

                              For the record can I PM the powers that be the details with the hope that my credentials will be substansheeated.

                              I will then endeavor to create a double-post where I could be announced by the powers that be and subsequently present the information previously referenced. I will then create another alias to applaud my information that I have chosen to bestow .



                              ok forty five minutes. tick tock
                              Girls back in 45 minutes-or Milt here cuts your balls off. (Bachelor Party) I couldn't resist.
                              When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                              • Guitar Shark
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 7579

                                Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                                Now here's the Python version of what happened here with Miss Anne Elk playing the part of Playboy. Note the usefulness of the information given after the buildup.
                                <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cAYDiPizDIs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cAYDiPizDIs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
                                Python makes any post better. :D
                                ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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