Here to enlighten...... with bullshit

[Playboy]

You might be lying but the majority here are asswipes.Read your pm dummy!

Read your personal message and I politely decline the offer as I suspect you're up to no good. Troll. I've been waiting to use that new word I picked up from somewhere.

I'll let you in on a little secret as I've already been there and read that the other night. Having a friend in the recording business for years is probably a good way to learn info. Got that guy beat in this situation though and go share that.

[Dan]

You might be lying but i like You to wipe my ass with your hand.Read your pm's and I have also sent nude pictures too.

Holy Shit,You Must Be Gay.:D

[Golden AWe]

"Inside info"

you mean you've got your head up someone's ass?

[fwacf]

And the beat goes on......Like the Energizer Bunny...STOP THE INSANITY!

[Anonymous]

Read your personal message and I politely decline the offer as I suspect you're up to no good. Troll. I've been waiting to use that new word I picked up from somewhere.

I'll let you in on a little secret as I've already been there and read that the other night. Having a friend in the recording business for years is probably a good way to learn info. Got that guy beat in this situation though and go share that.

Are you back from California with the info yet?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

You might be lying but the majority here are asswipes.Read your pm dummy!

We may be asswipes, but you're gonna be gone soon. You've been warned....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Sorry I missed this earlier and the snow is just about gone. Is this a coded message Pete's Brother?

no.................yes?................no.

















look, a baby wolf!!

[Anonymous]

At least I respect the creative writing some. Better than the regular rubbish from this shit place. Join me you dummy playboy. Stop playing with the pigs.

Eh up, now we know what this geezer is doin' 'round 'ere.

He's trollin' fer the cock!!!

50 euros says it's Gar.

Check IPs, I'm quite sure of it.

"Join me you dummy playboy", indeed. There's a gay proposal if I ever saw one.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Panamark]

I saw Mike Sobolewski at our local Delicatteson this morning,
I was buying some meat, he some Cheese.. But I Digress !!!
I asked him how was it going with Van Halen, and he said
"Its never been better". Gave me a smile and a wink and ran
out the store with his cheese !!!

[FORD]

Eh up, now we know what this geezer is doin' 'round 'ere.

He's trollin' fer the cock!!!

50 euros says it's Gar.

Check IPs, I'm quite sure of it.

"Join me you dummy playboy", indeed. There's a gay proposal if I ever saw one.

Cheers! :bottle:

Nope it ain't GAyR.

But he ain't in New Jersey either.... though you could probably smell New Jersey from where he is.

[FORD]

I saw Mike Sobolewski at our local Delicatteson this morning,
I was buying some meat, he some Cheese.. But I Digress !!!
I asked him how was it going with Van Halen, and he said
"Its never been better". Gave me a smile and a wink and ran
out the store with his cheese !!!

Mike was buying cheese? You think he would get sick of cheese, after working with Hagar again since 2002.

[hideyoursheep]

How about some nipples while we wait?

:D

[hideyoursheep]

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[hideyoursheep]

Thank you for the welcome and it's cool to finally be off the sidelines and able to participate. Looking forward to contributing positive information very soon. Least I can do since I've read this board for a long time and had a few laughs. Cool place.
Let the record show that this site will have the major info before any other site too. Take it to the bank!

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[hideyoursheep]

6-8 songs are being worked on right now and I don't know if that is in addition to already completed tracks or not. Look for a tour to support the new music too. Rest easy as the new music and tour will be with Dave. So all the dopes who claim VH is out looking for a new singer or Hagar is coming back can stop the nonsense already.

Any person who wants to tell me differently, don't be shy. Post in my thread and leave it up and we'll see who's right when all is said and done.
Good luck and I wish I could take wagers on this. That's okay though and hang in there true VH fans because we're all going to get what we've been waiting for: New music with Dave in the band.

Thank you and when this goes down I will gladly be in this thread to hear from all who fired on me. I'll also be here if things don't happen as I say. Won't be revealing how I know what I know since there's no way to prove my claim. Not yet at least. Don't bet on me being wrong because you'll lose.

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