Here to enlighten...... with bullshit

[kwame k]

What, you don't think that creating a thread with the title "Here to enlighten" was the correct way to do this?

"Fret no more, peasants, for I, the Son of God bring thee enlightenment, and then you may worship me."

"Yes, oh Son of God, enlighten us!"

"Uh... well... I can't really say who my sources are, but be enlightened that something will happen some day."

"Oh. Okay."

Cheers! :bottle:

It worked for Joesph Smith...

I have a golden book that is a new Testament of Jesus Christ! No....you can't see it but I'll tell you it's made of gold.....

Come on Joesph give me a break.....show us the book!

Sorry guys I lost it......but trust me it's the truth.

OK, Joesph we believe you.

Thus, the creation of Mormonism, sound familiar.

[Playboy]

Anyone feeling enlightened? No, really...anyone?

I know you want a track title too. Even that wouldn't be good enough either for ya right. Dope!

[Anonymous]

Anyone feeling enlightened? No, really...anyone?

Well, now that you mention it, y... no, wait... no...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

It worked for Joesph Smith...

I have a golden book that is a new Testament of Jesus Christ! No....you can't see it but I'll tell you it's made of gold.....

Come on Joesph give me a break.....show us the book!

Sorry guys I lost it......but trust me it's the truth.

OK, Joesph we believe you.

Thus, the creation of Mormonism, sound familiar.

Yes, but we're not that stupid.

We're stupid, yes... but really, not that much.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Playboy]

Boy I wish I knew a tech who use to work with another guy, who worked with his friend, who used to work with Ed too. Dumb post I read a long time ago here. Good memory I have huh?

[Playboy]

56 minutes past the hour and still is my credibility level shoting up yet? I'm not disrespecting you VA Beach but I'm waiting to see how releasing the name proves anything.

[chefcraig]

Well, now that you mention it, y... no, wait... no...

Cheers! :bottle:

You can imagine the twit takes the silence meeting his "astounding" revelation (that has been built up over roughly a three day period) as his vindication, when the truth is most folks are so mesmerized by the sheer stupidity of the trolling exercise that no one can quite put into words what a pathetic waste of time it has been.

"See...I told you there would be a rooster! How do ya like me now?"

The answer being (quite obviously): I never liked you in the first place.

[kwame k]

Typical, when you really need Jesus....he's off line.

[Playboy]

High noon and the credibility level is creeping up the charts. Gotta admit that talking like an ass is alot more fun than being respectful and polite. That approach failed so maybe this one is sinking in with some of the creatures better? Hmmm?

[Playboy]

I'm an internet tough guy. C'mon Chef: We're in minila. Dope.

[kwame k]

You can imagine the twit takes the silence meeting his "astounding" revelation (that has been built up over roughly a three day period) as his vindication, when the truth is most folks are so mesmerized by the sheer stupidity of the trolling exercise that no one can quite put into words what a pathetic waste of time it has been.

"See...I told you there would be a rooster! How do ya like me now?"

The answer being (quite obviously): I never liked you in the first place.

Don't be so hard on yourself, Craig......I always believed the roosters were there. I just happened to be seeing it differently than you......

[kwame k]

High noon and the credibility level is creeping up the charts. Gotta admit that talking like an ass is alot more fun than being respectful and polite. That approach failed so maybe this one is sinking in with some of the creatures better? Hmmm?

[Anonymous]

You can imagine the twit takes the silence meeting his "astounding" revelation (that has been built up over roughly a three day period) as his vindication, when the truth is most folks are so mesmerized by the sheer stupidity of the trolling exercise that no one can quite put into words what a pathetic waste of time it has been.

"See...I told you there would be a rooster! How do ya like me now?"

The answer being (quite obviously): I never liked you in the first place.

What revelation?

Has he actually said anything remotely revealing? He makes up this post about revealing I dunnowho's name and all I saw there was 1/4 inevitable which apparently was the reply to whatever shit, and it's supposed to boost his credibility somehow...

Tell me Chef... am I still drunk? Or is the guy just plain stupid?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Oh yeah... I ran out of groans.

Will somebody be kind enough to groan this jackass for me?

Thanks in advance.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blackflag]

And by the way, you clue-free imbecile, the custom title under your user name is a representation of the number of posts you have made, it isn't an insult.