Here to enlighten...... with bullshit

[chefcraig]

Stunning. A series of statements that can not be backed up nor disproven, all offered by a guy somewhere in Chicago. You do realize how utterly absurd this reads, don't you? You make a splashy entrance to the site, offer some predictions that anyone else here could come up with at the drop of a hat, and expect to not only be taken seriously, but vindicated via apology if your hardly insight-filled "inside info" just happens to even slightly bare resemblance to events in the future.

And since you found an interesting caveat to use by not mentioning any dates or time frame for this all to supposedly take place, may I also ad to it that the Miami Dolphins are headed to the Super Bowl!

[Guitar Shark]

And since you found an interesting caveat to use by not mentioning any dates or time frame for this all to supposedly take place, may I also ad to it that the Miami Dolphins are headed to the Super Bowl!

Not unless you announce it to me and VA by PM first.

[Seshmeister]

I used to work in Chicago,
In an old department store,
I used to work in Chicago,
I don't work there any more.

A woman came in for some rumors,
Some rumors from the store,
Some rumors she wanted,
bullshit she got
I don't work there any more

[Anonymous]

Imapus Sylicker:
I'll take that but please don't hesitate to come back when things happen as I say. Good luck and no hard feelings to you.

Rest assured that if by some sick twist of fate you actually do speak the truth, we won't know about it, because the info you've provided is so generic, that anyone here could've posted it.

In fact, I will up the ante rite now:

I have, for a fact, inside info that Van Halen are in Ed's studio.

They have half a dozen tracks they're working on.

They will be released sometime in the future, and Dave is still in the band as I write this.

Prove me wrong.

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

This just in.....

I have it on good authority Dave, Al, spED, and even Wolfie will be taking 6-8 shits over the next week....

I can't get into specifics, but suffice it to say those who claimed they were constipated can eat it.



prove me wrong

[Mushroom]

Please don't ask me how I know these things because I cannot reveal my sources:

- Tiger Woods will come back to golf, eventually.
- Lady Gaga is a female, eventually.
- Hilary Duff will continue to give head until she's married.

Just wait and see, you'll see!

[chefcraig]

Not unless you announce it to me and VA by PM first.

Damn. I've overlooked that one little detail every year since sometime in the mid-eighties.

[Playboy]

I am cuntfused. If only I had received a PM first, I think I would have understood this post.

I was told not to send any pm's in my hello greeting I made. I even removed my avatar too as I think I was told to do that as well. That's cool.
Only trying to spread some cool and surprising news and put some minds to rest about the VH situation. No hard feelings Guitar Shark.

[Seshmeister]

Dave Roth's left testicle hangs a little lower than his right one.

Any person who wants to tell me differently, don't be shy. Post in this thread and leave it up and we'll see who's right when all is said and done.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

That can't be it, give us more, give us more !!!

[Seshmeister]

That can't be it, give us more, give us more !!!

Hahaha.

Perfect Timing.

[Guitar Shark]

I was told not to send any pm's in my hello greeting I made. I even removed my avatar too as I think I was told to do that as well. That's cool.
Only trying to spread some cool and surprising news and put some minds to rest about the VH situation. No hard feelings Guitar Shark.

It's too late, I'm totally hard now.

[Anonymous]

Mission accomplished.

My mind is now at rest when it comes to VH, since some dude in the internet just told me they'll release an album someday.

Thanks, Playboy! I knew you wouldn't let us down!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Guitar Shark]

Thanks, Playboy! I knew you wouldn't let us down!

Playboy has routinely let me down for many, many years. Stingy airbrushing bastards. Give me Penthouse any day.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

You better think up some more details there Playboy.....