In my mind, Van Hagar doesn't even exist

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  • Rikk
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 16518

    #31
    Originally posted by MAX
    OUCH!!!!





    *note to self: Don't fuck with Rikk today*
    LOL!!!!!!! Every time I see that penguin clip I fall out of my chair!

    That's right...I'm in one of those moods today! I don't have time or patience for diseased little human beings like Van Herpes. Town Idiot, Monica and Van Herpes...I own all three of you. Now stay out of my way. In fact, now you need to stay out of MAX's way too or he'll "ban you"!!:D
    Roth Army Militia

    Originally posted by WARF
    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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    • Terry
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12222

      #32
      Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
      I bet when your wife tells you to take out the trash, you fucking sprint out that door. Then come back into the house and offer to make her some cookies.
      Classic!
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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      • Terry
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12222

        #33
        Originally posted by Hollywood Jesus
        I own all the Van Hagar releases and I've seen them live so I am informed.

        I have a special place in my heart for Eddie, but Van Hagar is highly forgetable.

        About as memorable as, say, Vixen, Firehouse, Kix--decent stuff, but way too here-today, gone-later-today.
        Ended up picking up almost all the post-Roth Van Halen stuff at one time or another.

        Ed was one of my primary influences on guitar, so it was always a case of hoping for the best ("Well, the last Van Hagar album sucked, but THIS one might not").

        By the time Live RHRN came out, just couldn't be bothered, Gave Balance a miss, but ended up hearing most of it anyway.

        Can remember interview after interview in 1985 and early 1986 before 5150 came out, where Ed was chanting his mantra, "Sam's just a better singer than Dave. There's no limits anymore to what we can do," etc. And just laughing when I heard it. Production was shitty. Sound quality was shitty. Lyrics by Hallmark. Synthesized pop rock all over the place.

        Is it any coincidence that the thing people got most psyched up over regarding Van Halen after Roth left was when he returned in 1996?
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • smaz
          Commando
          • Mar 2004
          • 1441

          #34
          Originally posted by Lou
          How about you...I literally FORGET they had albums past 1984. Doesn't even register. It's tantamount to remembering that Fake Skynyrd had an album in 1991.

          Seriously, Van Hagar was so NOTHING to rock and roll, it doesn't register in my head that the Van Hagar albums and songs even existed. It's like remembering The Firm songs or Wings songs.
          I don't give a damn about anything without Dave. To encourage everyone else to do the same me and a friend put Van Hagars albums in with shit bands cds, including bands like good charlotte and peter andre........
          Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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          • rustoffa
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8963

            #35
            Big props to Rikk and Lumbergh. Like Sesh said, LSD is turning
            into low-rent fucking housing with so many co-owners nobody
            sees a profit.

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            • Lou

              #36
              Originally posted by L.S.D.
              Dude, you werent even around for Van Halen. Shut the fuck up noob.
              And you were right.

              You were born in 1977, correct? So I take it you were attending Van Halen shows through age 7?

              What a pathetic life you have to come on a Roth board for the sole purpose of starting shit, because you're afraid to say this stuff on the vhlinks because you'll get banned.

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              • Dr. Love
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7833

                #37
                Wait, wait, wait...


                YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT LOU DOESN'T LIKE VAN HAGAR? SINCE FUCKIN' WHEN!?



                I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                • Dr. Love
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7833

                  #38
                  But seriously, I think you completely showed Van Hagar with your "take that" approach.
                  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                  http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                  • Rikk
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 16518

                    #39
                    Originally posted by rustoffa
                    Big props to Rikk and Lumbergh. Like Sesh said, LSD is turning
                    into low-rent fucking housing with so many co-owners nobody
                    sees a profit.
                    Thanks dude! Yup, LSD is such low-value now. Everybody owns a piece of that son of a bitch. Oh, Van Herpes, get out of the clinic and come play!:D
                    Roth Army Militia

                    Originally posted by WARF
                    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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