All Purpose Van Halen Grammy head-fake bullshit thread

[DLR Bridge]

I'll take the bate. Dave kind of looked like my dad in that Interscope pic. His hair wasn't too rock and roll if you know what I mean, and his clothes, while all black, looked kind of like a college professor might wear. I assume those were his street clothes and not what he wore for the video shoot. In other news, my status says I'm a Full-On Cocktard, so that's awesome. What else can we talk about while we're waiting around for Van Halen?

Didja see the video of him helpin' out his sis hawk her baby VH CD? He's looking more and more like Ray Davies, oddly enough. I went from groupie to roadie this past Wednesday, during the hour I'll never get back. Balloons and confetti fell from my TV room ceiling. My wife was like what is all of this shit and I was like I'm a roadie now baaatch!!

[hambon4lif]

Damn, it's been a long time since I've seen a "Dave's hair" reference!!! Maybe you could do a whole thread on it. I'm sure all the LEGENDS from DDLR.com would love that

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And no, we wouldn't. It would be just as fucking gay there as it would be here.

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[ZahZoo]

Sorry The CatFish is MIA... no hair threads.

Probably out on world tour with Mean Machine again...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

His get ready crap on his other page is stale, uninspired and shows how out of touch he may be. Ed might be hawking shit but I bet Dave is having round the clocks with accountants and lawyers making sure he knows how much he's getting. .

FUCKING KIDDING? you've described ed's site and his legal state of mind.

[Sensible Shoes]

Catfish! MeanMachine - LMMFAO. I still have photos of Mean Machine. I miss that guy.

[Sensible Shoes]

Does anybody remember when Catfish posted the photo of his wife (who is a little hottie) and Von reposted it with........uh.........embellishments. Catfish was SOOOOO pissed off, and it was one of those classic threads.

[FORD]

The real question is, what does his village do without their idiot when he's busy trolling here?

Chimpy Bush is looking for work. Maybe he can be Bleater's fill-in?

[FORD]

Damn, it's been a long time since I've seen a "Dave's hair" reference!!! Maybe you could do a whole thread on it. I'm sure all the old-timers from ddlr.com would love that

Yeah, I've found that Bleater tirades are great remedies for insomnia.....

[DONNIEP]

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And no, we wouldn't. It would be just as fucking gay there as it would be here.

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That was exactly my point Ah, the good old days...

[DONNIEP]

Catfish! MeanMachine - LMMFAO. I still have photos of Mean Machine. I miss that guy.

What ever happened to Catfish? And dammit, I can't remember the name, DaveHagarfan, or something like that...

[Sensible Shoes]

What ever happened to Catfish? And dammit, I can't remember the name, DaveHagarfan, or something like that...

A. He had a kid.

B. Al put a hit out on him after Catfish mouthed off to him that day.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

my old sig :1984 i had hair like dave's

2011 i have hair like dave's

(updated to current year of waiting)

at this stage/age, who cares about hair? other than ear, nose(internal and now some external?), back, a stray halfway up the.......,eyebrowbushyness, and now right now under the eye too?

[DONNIEP]

A. He had a kid.

B. Al put a hit out on him after Catfish mouthed off to him that day.

Catfish had a kid??? Anybody hear from him around here now? The old days over there at ddlr were some good times...god you had to have a thick skin around that place

[Sensible Shoes]

Remember BEPH?

[DONNIEP]

Remember BEPH?

Well hell yes! What ever happened to all the old-timers?