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  • Momshell
    Veteran
    • Jan 2012
    • 2370

    #76
    Originally posted by fourthcoming
    I second that.
    Third!
    Stay Frosty!

    THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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    • rocking ron
      Head Fluffer
      • Sep 2010
      • 324

      #77
      Hahaha I was playing that blue-grass cd pretty loud a few days ago and my neighbours asked me if I could turn up the volume a bit because they liked it !!!

      It's not my favourite cd but it's still funny............

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #78
        Originally posted by SparkieD
        Have any of you had a chance to read the interview I spoke of earlier in the thread yet? I recall a couple of other things Mike said in it. For one, he gave himself far more credit for the vocals than he deserved. He also said Dave had to buy all of his friends. HA! That stupid motherfucker hasn't been to the Army, has he? Is there a forum devoted to him anywhere in Internetland?

        The interview is on page 40 of a Guitar World Special Edition - Van Halen, the great American rock band. - It's from 1986 during or right after the 5150 tour.


        HOLY SHIT! I read it in Barnes & Noble tonight. FUCK MICHAEL ANTHONY! My God all he did was say horrible things about Dave. Not 1 good thing.

        Dave's ego is too big
        Dave's voice sucks and they all had to tune down for him
        MA sang more verses live than Dave because Dave was too busy acting a fool
        Dave is a hypocrite
        Dave was never MA's friend
        Dave had to buy all his friends
        Dave can't write lyrics
        Dave causes the band to play worse
        Dave is a homo
        and on & on & on & on

        then he adds Sammy is great, Sammy is wonderful, Sammys cock feels great in his ass yadda yadda yadda

        Fucking sickening and I'm glad the fat fucker isn't back with the boys.

        GO WOLF!!!!!!




        *PS - other than this interview it did look like a cool edition of GW magazine. I just didn't have the $12. Just went to have coffee & "browse".
        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #79
          Here is a link to something on the issue to help you guys find it.





          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • Dave's Bitch
            ROCKSTAR

            • Apr 2005
            • 5293

            #80
            Originally posted by sadaist
            Dave was never MA's friend
            I really love you baby, I love what you've got
            Let's get together we can, Get hot

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              #81
              Originally posted by Dave's Bitch

              OH HAI THERE PUPPIES!!!


              lol
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #82
                Originally posted by Dave's Bitch

                That puppy want what all puppies want. Sausages! Aww, who wants sausaghes? You wants sausaghes? Let's go get some sausaghes. SAUSAGHES YAY!!!!


                (yes. When talking to my pups I added the H)
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • DLR Bridge
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2011
                  • 5479

                  #83
                  There were some great pics in there that I'd never seen before, but my $12 magazine days are over.

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                  • SparkieD
                    Veteran
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1772

                    #84
                    Originally posted by sadaist
                    The interview is on page 40 of a Guitar World Special Edition - Van Halen, the great American rock band. - It's from 1986 during or right after the 5150 tour.


                    HOLY SHIT! I read it in Barnes & Noble tonight. FUCK MICHAEL ANTHONY! My God all he did was say horrible things about Dave. Not 1 good thing.

                    Dave's ego is too big
                    Dave's voice sucks and they all had to tune down for him
                    MA sang more verses live than Dave because Dave was too busy acting a fool
                    Dave is a hypocrite
                    Dave was never MA's friend
                    Dave had to buy all his friends
                    Dave can't write lyrics
                    Dave causes the band to play worse
                    Dave is a homo
                    and on & on & on & on

                    then he adds Sammy is great, Sammy is wonderful, Sammys cock feels great in his ass yadda yadda yadda

                    Fucking sickening and I'm glad the fat fucker isn't back with the boys.

                    GO WOLF!!!!!!




                    *PS - other than this interview it did look like a cool edition of GW magazine. I just didn't have the $12. Just went to have coffee & "browse".
                    See, I told you it was bad. He even said he had to purchase special basses so he could tune down to accomodate Dave's voice. HA! Dave's register is not so low that tuning down is really required. He should've used that dough to purchase some music lessons and a fuckin' clue.
                    Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
                    Originally posted by rustoffa
                    Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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                    • DONNIEP
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 13373

                      #85
                      "Dave's ego is too big". No shit, really? Hey Mikey, it ain't called bragging if you can do it - and Dave can still do it every fucking night!
                      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                      • DavidLeeNatra
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10715

                        #86
                        without Dave's ego you would be this guy, Sobolewski:

                        Roth Army Icon
                        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #87
                          Originally posted by SparkieD
                          See, I told you it was bad. He even said he had to purchase special basses so he could tune down to accomodate Dave's voice. HA! Dave's register is not so low that tuning down is really required. He should've used that dough to purchase some music lessons and a fuckin' clue.

                          I seeked* it out after what you said. I was thinking "Aww Sparkie, it can't be that bad". Motherfuck! Was 10x's worse than you led on. Fuck that fat mulleted Sam fucker!

                          Seeked it out?
                          Sook it out?
                          Sooked it out?
                          Umm....little help?
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #88
                            Originally posted by DONNIEP
                            "Dave's ego is too big". No shit, really? Hey Mikey, it ain't called bragging if you can do it - and Dave can still do it every fucking night!
                            Daves big ego made for Van Halen to be big. Without Dave, Eddie VH would have been another Yngwie or some guy like George Lynch.....a great guitarist in a so-so band. NOT a household name and considered the greatest ever.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • DavidLeeNatra
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10715

                              #89
                              oh, I remeber that "our lyrics were so bad that we couldn't print them in the booklet"-carbage back then...they started printing them with 5150 and Dave followed in Skyscraper...

                              what a waste of ink:

                              "So baby dry your eyes
                              Save all the tears you've cried
                              Oh, that's what dreams are made of
                              'Cause we belong in a world that must be strong
                              Oh, that's what dreams are made of..."
                              Roth Army Icon
                              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                              • sadaist
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 11625

                                #90
                                Originally posted by sadaist
                                I seeked* it out after what you said. I was thinking "Aww Sparkie, it can't be that bad". Motherfuck! Was 10x's worse than you led on. Fuck that fat mulleted Sam fucker!

                                Seeked it out?
                                Sook it out?
                                Sooked it out?
                                Umm....little help?


                                Sought. I sought it out.

                                HAHA! I knew I'd get it. Just took a while. derp.
                                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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