Dave explains Van Halen Tour Dates Postponement

[RedEye]

look at eddy van halen during the 5150 live without a net video (documented Eddie coked out of his gord), look at his(DLR) Tibia, when you are a runner, even if you only weight 150 pounds, the calf muscles and their surrounding muscles will be one of the larger muscle groups proportionately to your body mass because it is the muscle group you are working the hardest with respect to the rest of your body, not so with Diamond Dave, Diamond Dave is cutting corners, he is thin and is not running, either he is doing too much cocaine, or he is physically disabled or both

Dude he is almost 60.... This isn't Hulk Hogan you are talking about. Seriously, just STFU

[atomicpnk47]

Thanks doc.....

[Light Em' Up!]

Seriously??? Are you fucking kidding me right now??? From all the youtubes I have seen, Dave looks like he is in stellar shape. Then again, I'm not a doctor or a bodybuilder....

[Light Em' Up!]

Who is eddy?

He probably doesn't know because he is a DLR student....no wait, a doctor.

[DONNIEP]

of course the reason DLR is so skinny and not jumping around has been easily and thoughtfully explained by all the responders, you all have much better explanations besides drugs and physical ailments, and you have articulated them all so well in a non confrontational format enough for even the main stream press to take your side, this equilibrium is of course obtained through the constant copulation with your own mothers lol

Too much blow makes you not jump around??? Really??? Damn, the shit used to keep me up until noon the next day...

[SNIPER]

Alex is skinny too. Must be on coke.

[Light Em' Up!]

How is I can drink 12 beers, smoke 2 joints, and do some shrooms and remember more of the lyrics? I mean really, can't you even get yourself together enough to do your job and then get fucked up? do you have to get fucked up before you go on stage? Really?

What the fuck are you doing on this page??? Did you forget where you are??? This is called the ROTH ARMY!!!

[DONNIEP]

so the second tour leg is cancelled because everything is fucking great! right?

Who said it was canceled?

[gbranton]

this equilibrium is of course obtained through the constant copulation with your own mothers lol

You must achieve the equilibrium to realize that not everyone's mother is a sick, twisted whore like yours is.

[atomicpnk47]

And Wolfie's on twinkies....

[Light Em' Up!]

Seriously??? Are you fucking kidding me right now??? From all the youtubes I have seen, Dave looks like he is in stellar shape. Then again, I'm not a doctor or a bodybuilder....

so the second tour leg is cancelled because everything is fucking great! right?

Do your fucking homework student! It's not cancelled, it's POSTPONED!!!! DUH!

[RedEye]

How is I can drink 12 beers, smoke 2 joints, and do some shrooms and remember more of the lyrics? I mean really, can't you even get yourself together enough to do your job and then get fucked up? do you have to get fucked up before you go on stage? Really?

You just outed yourself as a Gaygar....

Dude go play dungeons and dragons until mom tells you to go to bed.

[chi-town324]

the Dave i witnessed twice in Chicago was athletic as hell...his voice somewhat raw but out of shape the man is not...the dude did multiple floor splits ( as in more than 2) at Rosemont...i would doubt many professional athletes could pull that off let alone at 57 yrs old..... maybe he has a bad case of hiccups from all the blow?

[SNIPER]

How is I can drink 12 beers, smoke 2 joints, and do some shrooms and remember more of the lyrics? I mean really, can't you even get yourself together enough to do your job and then get fucked up? do you have to get fucked up before you go on stage? Really?

Sounds like you should not post after doing all that.

[hambon4lif]

[QUOTE=nomead;1653771]I can tell you within 90% certainty if somebody is on rhoids because I have been around bodybuilders who wear out my onion ring, I can tell you who will allow me to blow them and who will allow me to logjam them because I have have been around trannies, I can tell you precisely what is wrong with a particlualy well-hung specimen, and how it disables me to be able to take a shit for an entire month, and in my fabulous opinion, I am simply too blown out to fart.[/[QUOTE]


That's a bit more than we cared to know....seriously! This ain't "Taxicab Confessions".......