Dave explains Van Halen Tour Dates Postponement

[hambon4lif]

the funniest part about all of this is when I my ass gets blown out, when my intestines come out there was a problem with me, I will continue to lie to myself, I love gang-bangs and wish nothing but the best for my ass, in particular my rectum, hope everything works out, but I am telling you, there is something not right in being-able-to sit-down land, and it is too bad we couldn't hold a reasonable position about it, anywho, I am a queer, and you were told.

Consider us warned, though I'm not sure what part of your 'pink-sock dilemna' has to do with anyone here....

[Light Em' Up!]

hey nomead , Daves a rock legend, go eat some pot brownies and blow it out your ass

Damn straight Marty d...

[Light Em' Up!]

can we ban someone for saying "any who"

I sure as hell think so. I'm a girl and don't even say "any who"...I mean, who really says that???

[marty d.]

Just wanted to say that i'm glad to hear that the bands health is good. I think they're second leg of tour
will have a lot of cool stuff for us fans, cant wait to see them in okc. Was a little nervous thanks to those rolling stone mag dummies
Damm this crown royals got me frosty, goodnight all!

[Light Em' Up!]

Just wanted to say that i'm glad to hear that the bands health is good. I think they're second leg of tour
will have a lot of cool stuff for us fans, cant wait to see them in okc. Was a little nervous thanks to those rolling stone mag dummies
Damm this crown royals got me frosty, goodnight all!

Roth On Marty...welcome to the Army!

[Hardrock69]

No-brain? A "seer"???

I suppose he is a "seer" of old mens' brown bungholes....as his nose is stuck in them for a quarter.....

Give it a rest, NoBrain. No brownie points for you with the mung you have been felching around here....

[DavidLeeNatra]

this thread is missing something:

[DavidLeeNatra]

meanwhile in the wet-t-shirt-contest:

[Hardrock69]

the funniest part about all of this is when I am proven right, when it comes out there was a problem with DLR, you will continue to lie to yourselves, I love VH and wish nothing but the best for them, in particular DLR, hope everything works out, but I am telling you, there is something not right in DLR land, and it is too bad we couldn't hold a reasonable discussion about it, anywho, I am a seer, and you were told.

Can't hold a reasonable discussion about something as ridiculous as that.....

[Hardrock69]

Ok so I skipped around in this thread and read a few more idiocies by NoBrain.

Dude.....you are worthless sack of shit.

How many times did your mother take it up the ass before she crapped you out on a street corner on a skid row somewhere?

Go jump in front of a train. Retards everywhere may hail you as the Patron Saint Of Stupid Motherfuckers, but that would be the only way anyone is going to think your presence on the planet, much less this board, is somehow adding value to the existence of the human race!

[DavidLeeNatra]

can't argue with that:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

"Getting Along Fine, Taking a Break, And Planning to Extend Tour!"

That's better!

By the way, it's surely been noticed already, but checking out VH's facebook page I saw there was a Van Hagar piece of cheese
in the song list. If you reload the page it's a CVH tune that's displayed, but if you reload again, the fucking cheese ballad reappears
at the bottom of the list... What the fucking fuck???

[Dave's Bitch]

too skinny

Jesus christ

[vandeleur]

Jesus christ

[ashstralia]

boobs. (i'm very anti insulting peoples parents/relatives. they have no say in that)