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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    I'm going to give you a couple of initial eUaS points...how it started...why it started...and what it's all about...and what it's not all about...

    Interesting factoid #1: the beginnings of eUaS began...get this...in a fucking Hagar internet press conference. It was posted at the Links...and I went in to ask him why the fuck he lies like a piece of shit...who else was there...not by chance...but...we ended up in the same "room" for the webchat with hain and bs1. Did we run at the time at the Links...sure...we posted in the same shit...because we were interested in the same shit...but it's not like I followed them around. I knew of bs1 from the VHML...but didn't talk to him much at all other than in threads. Bam...we end up in the same webchat...and the three of us hammered Hagar with questions about all his bullshit lies...mixed in with some random other shit. BS actually got a question read...but I think it was a question about Alice Cooper or some shit...can't quite remember. Of course...any of the Roth related questions were never passed along to the fat toad.

    Interesting Factoid #2: eUaS was created in a battle with some douchebag talking about Cherone!...not Hagar. I can't remember that fucking dude's name...don't even care. But it was late one night...hain, myself and bs were online posting...and were actually voice chatting at the time...using the mics and shit...I actually seem to recall us playing some shit on our guitars...and some other shit...hain actually thought I was Roth because I sound like him...bs and I thought hain was Ed...lmfao...anyways...we decided to drop the fucker...but not as us...we created alias' that we used for a day...one fucking day...and then used them periodically after that until they were deleted. But I can't remember who...I know we all had used Eat Us and Smile a few times in posts...but someone said to put that as our tag...and we fucking hammered that fucker...and Pav was there...was an obvious pro-Rother...so we asked him to tag along...lmfao...

    he remained part of the founding four...even though he was a bit of a tag along...but bled Roth as much as anyone. Icon more or less took his place soon thereafter...and is considered a fucking founder whether he knows it or not...Father Conmee...lmfao...

    Now...as far as Van Midler in 2004...it was not I...and not sure who FAB is pulling the drama on...with the someone's not being honest bullshit...whatever...just spell it fucking out and dispense with your normal bullshit of trying to draw it out. Your typical internet horseshit. I'll get back to my thoughts on this in a fucking moment...but let me go back to the beginning of eUaS for a moment...going to cut and restart...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648

      After the initial night...and the reaction afterward...for the flying fuck of it...we added the tag to our normal names tags...and ran from there...

      I know Vinnie V, hop, RBW, VA Beach, redfire, Icon and loons were the first add ons...

      jetm, janevh, cyclonus7, blueeyedmurder, slawterhouse bug and a few others were quick up as well...

      I'm forgetting a ton of people...but what can you do...that's not important now...

      The bottom line had nothing to do with when or if you saw VH with Roth (initially)...had nothing to do with when or if you saw VH with Hagar...

      as a matter of fact...up until 1996...I held both spED and Dave with equal regard...thought they both were fucking awesome...and thought that both were so fucking full of themselves that they couldn't work together...not a really big deal in my book.

      I have no problem with the stance that some of you roll with on here...that you didn't support Hagar's version after 1985. It's hard for me to buy...but most of you that follow that line of thinking...have since I've known you. I can live with you saying that. Not a problem. I, for one, saw VH with Roth in Cleveland when I was 13...it was my fourth or fifth concert...I had seen Kiss way back...ACDC twice (were my favorite band at the time)...and I had seen Sheena Easton open for some other chick...can't remember who. Yeah...don't ask...but one of my early crushes. Anyways...I saw every one of Roth's solo junkets up to DLR Band...saw Monsters with Hagar...reviewed that actually when Grant opened the VHND...saw the FUCK tour twice (complete with binoculars to watch ED play...lost two pairs...as I was so fucking drunk off my ass...I lost my $200 field specs in Pittsburgh...and my just purchased $20 opera fag specs the next night throwing them at some idiot who kept tackling people for fun. Also got to see Alice in Chains for the first time...and for that I'm fucking more than thankful)...saw them for the Live Album (I think...Vince Neil opened for them for that)...and saw them for Balance (Skid Row????).

      I've never denied going to see them with Hagar...I always looked at it as an avenue to see Ed. I have a dub tape actually...of every interview I could find with Ed and Sam...because in nearly every interview...they argue...and it was evident to me that their "love" for each other was bullshit. My crowning achievement was the year they won for Right Now...when Ed tells Sam off on camera...and they are ready to come to blows. That was the beginning of the first legitimate rumor that Dave was coming back to the band. I actually got a confirmation in '93 or '94 from a DJ that Dave was back in. As far as Hagar went...I didn't really pay much attention to him. He wasn't a vocal liar at that point in that he didn't talk so much about sales...although every time they fucking talked about #1 albums...I wanted to punch the fucker in the head. I couldn't stand Hagar's version of Roth songs. I wasn't a big fan of the music, but loved watching Ed's solos...and watching him play. As most fucking people say it...I grew up with the Roth attitude...but being that I sound like a dead ass after eating a weekful of beans when I sang...I played guitar. Anyways...I will always stand by this statement...Van Hagar isn't great in the overall scene of things...but...they are the best pop rock band. I'm just not a pop rock guy. It pussified the name Van Halen IMO...and it really was semantics for me...I grew up listening to a guy that wrote songs about figuring out a way to fuck chicks...to a chick singing...IE...talking about Love and horseshit like that. Some people seem to think that's a natural development...but if ACDC ever started writing Love Ballads...well...you get my point...Hagar can sing good pop rock...and a catchy anthem or two. I didn't hate him for it...but I didn't really pay a fuck's bit of attention to him. It was spED and Dave that I followed. spED for his playing...and I just like his bitter sarcasm when he talked...and Dave...well...fuck...when he put out fucking EEAS...I was fucking ecstatic...here I was...going to get Roth with Vai (IMO...VH)...and Eddie...2 albums for the price of 1. I hated the keyboards in 1984...and the following albums...but as long as spED played guitar in the tour for the most part...I didn't really care.

      the MTV deal changed my whole thoughts on the situation...especially once I really started paying attention to it...

      next post...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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      • POJO_Risin
        Roth Army Caesar
        • Mar 2003
        • 40648

        MTV...

        man...I still remember that fucking moment...

        the "Kennedy Shot" moment...

        Thinking about it still gets me pumped the fuck up...

        The day I heard "Me Wise Magic," was the same day I heard they WEREN'T getting back together...and I heard the Roth letter...and I remember thinking...here we go with these 2 fuckers again...and I wanted to fucking write both ED and Dave off...Here goes the pissing match...

        Then...I see the fucking spED interview...and realized for the first fucking time...that he was fucking off his fucking rocker...then heard the Hagar interview...and actually felt he was in the same boat as Roth at that point...I remember posting something somewhere back then that I hoped Roth and Hagar would tour together in an anti-VH tour...lmfao...

        of course...at that point...I started to listen to Hagar's comments more closely...in particular to Roth...and that's when I heard the shit about the fucking sales...and about just about everything with Roth...and realized just how full of shit he was...but that's another story...but spED dropped off the map for me...and it also made me rething 1985 a bit more...the more I rolled through the internet...and followed the shit around...the more I realized that Ed's probably been off his fucking rocker since he finished his first case in an hour when he was 7...and even more off his rocker when he was sober...

        Roth...stayed where he had been since I found Fair Warning in an arcade when I was a kid.

        By the time 2000 rolled around...and my 6 month sabatical from work...lmfao...I was full boar pro-Roth...anti everything else...lmfao...the current POJO...although I've never backed off the sentiments that spED was perhaps the greatest guitarist I'd ever heard...that Van Halen was the greatest band I've ever heard, David Lee Roth the greatest Lead Singer I've ever seen...and Van Midler was a great pop rock band (and hence my first sig...David Lee Roth gave Sammy Hagar the keys to a Corvette, and he promptly took it to the shop and turned it into a Buick Regal).

        What's my point? eUaS had nothing to do with having seeing or not seeing Hagar...

        My fellow founders have similar stories as mine...as do many of the other eUaSers...

        fact of the matter is that we all bleed Roth...have since 1980 or before...and bleed it more because of everything post 1996...

        you throw into that fire the masses of ignorance floating around...and you put together a reason to post as a conglomerate of Roth talent...

        It was never anything more...or less than that.

        The job was to simply post the facts about why Roth and Classic Van Halen was better than the jokes put out after it in comparison...and people didn't like that shit...

        it's that simple...
        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648

          As for all the other sheep ramblings going on in here throughout today...

          I could give a fuck less about litmus tests...or about whatever it is that was being whined about.

          It was never about litmus tests...and I'll stand by the stance I've had since I started as webmaster when this site opened...if you have a take...and can support it with more than YOU saying it's a good take...or keep the personal bullshit out of it...then fine....Roth...or Hagar. If you post an opinion as a fact...then get ready for someone to tell you what they think of your opinion.

          If you can stand after that...great...if you can't...and fucking whine about it to every mod and webbie, and bitch and moan...what happens happens...

          Is there a mantra for eUaS in there?

          yeah...I'm sure there is...

          but it's clear definition is much like the Army...there is not clear definition...it's whatever the fuck we want it to be...

          You know...you fuckers that pm us about how we said the rules were this way or that way?

          lmfao...it's our damn site...and we'll do whatever the fuck we want has been what I've lived by from Sarge right from the start...

          and it's what eUaS was/is as well...just the message board mantra I've always followed...

          which is how I got the job here...and most of the other mods at the time...

          and which is what this site is based on...period...

          So if any of that makes sense to any of you...

          wonderful...

          if not...

          no surprise...

          I could give a fuck less...
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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          • conmee
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Mar 2003
            • 1945

            Damn, I'm gonna miss the ol' litmus test... VA failed it three times before the antibiotics kicked in... lmao

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15347

              Originally posted by Guitar Shark
              Look what happens when you shuffle the names listed:

              Diamondsgirl
              Loungemachine
              Rustoffa

              Bantonelli
              ALinchainz
              Nickdfresh
              DavidLeeNatra

              Warham

              Obviously Warham gets the axe. LOL

              Pretty cool though huh? Coincidence? I think not...
              How in the hell you figured that out is an enigma to me.

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                He failed it the fourth time to Icon...if you remember...

                the antibiotics turned his shit green...and he felt the need to show us in a baggie...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15347

                  EUAS would like to give a warm welcome to Joe Thunder!!!!

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    Originally posted by POJO_Risin


                    the antibiotics turned his shit green...and he felt the need to show us in a baggie...

                    I think I bought some of that one night. Couldn't keep it lit.
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648

                      Ladies and Gentleman...without further ado...

                      eUaS would like to welcome...

                      WARF!
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                      • POJO_Risin
                        Roth Army Caesar
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 40648

                        Is VA selling his shit again?

                        Jesus Christ...

                        He keeps rumbling about "His shit not stinking..."

                        But damn...this is fucking ridiculous...
                        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15347

                          Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                          Ladies and Gentleman...without further ado...

                          eUaS would like to welcome...

                          WARF!
                          Yeah, 5 years... and 400 pages ago...
                          I still never got EUAS towel set you promised.

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15347

                            Will someone please let unchainme in?
                            He's flooding my PM box.

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576

                              Originally posted by WARF
                              Will someone please let unchainme in?
                              He's flooding my PM box.
                              LMMFAO

                              Soon he'll start sending you Pms asking you why you're not answering his previous PMs

                              I kid you not. :D
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                              • WARF
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 15347

                                Lounge... lounge... lounge...
                                My man... I envy your job...
                                Oh yeah... I'm not gonna say a word...
                                But you know what i'm sayin'. LOL

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