Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[fryingdutchman]

Wolf: Can we hurry this up? The waistband of these sweatpant jeans is really starting to chafe...

[ELVIS]

" Don't stare at Krusty's face too long Dave, you'll turn to stone!"

[So this is love]

This thread has become more hilarious by the minute

[Kristy]

"Ed, check it out, he really is wearing a cup."

[fryingdutchman]

Dave: "I can't believe I just shit my pants on national TV. First the nose, now this...."

[ELVIS]

Mr Furley still looks normal...

[WARF]

Look at Dave....

then look at this....

[Kristy]

"Say Ed, what is that whale doing on stage?"

[ELVIS]

" And for my next trick, this random ordinary kid will eat this guitar."

[fryingdutchman]

HEY! YOU IN THE FRONT ROW! YEAH, YOU! GIMME THAT FUCKING IN AND OUT BURGER, OR THE BASS GETS IT!

[Kristy]

"Try to brown nose me again, Dave and I'll have you squealing louder than any guitar feedback."

[fryingdutchman]

His fucking ego is out of control. He even tried to explain away the nose injury to the crowd by saying "I hit myself with the microphone or something."

Like he's afraid to admit he had a misstep with his martial arts stick spin shit....like people would suddenly think he's not the world's greatest rock and roll singer/ninja or something.

[ELVIS]

Who would have thought that there would ever be a picture where ed would look the healthy one.

Who, the Kenny Rogers looking dude ??

[WARF]

CAPTION THIS

[ELVIS]

"Uncle Al, I think the wax figure is falling over!"