Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[lesfunk]

I have nothing against Wolfgang but the only way Van Halen is getting any more money from me is to get Michael Anthony back and do a proper reunion. Also Roth needs to rethink his vocal concept and use what voice he has left in a tasteful manner. His over singing is simply ridiculous and bad sounding.
Imo they need to put the original lineup together, rehearse their asses off and do one final tour for the fans. Then release the Oakland 1981 concert on DVD so we have a real document of how great they once were once and for all. Only then can we get closure because at this point VH has lost its relevance and are doing little more than tarnishing their legacy

[Kristy]

Und morgen die ganze Welt! Und morgen die ganze Welt! Und morgen die ganze Welt!

You have to admit. That is some great goosestepping.

[private parts]

Thought the guys did well. Loved the energy on the "streets". I'm sure someone drove by and thought Jay-Z was in town or something.
Dave did sound pretty decent but it still kills me that the "ROCK-GOD" of the 70's and 80's now dances around the stage like Charlie Chaplin on LSD.
I think he just tries to hard to be cool instead of just "being". Maybe he should hit the bong a couple of times backstage.

[ELVIS]

They don't even have shoes for fuck sake!

For what sake ??

[Kristy]

It looks like just slipped on a banana peel.

No wonder why he has a medical alert bracelet.

[Nitro Express]

….or he could have whore give him an 8 ball on stage. It works for those old bags called Motley Crue.

[clarathecarrot]

He should have left his head bald and had his Japanese tattoo artist tattoo an 8 Ball on his head for the tour and they he could come out with a big inflatable 8 Ball and bounce around.

No more bullets for you till you get some rehab...safety first......that sentence is to much like my shtick.

[Nitro Express]

He should have left his head bald and had his Japanese tattoo artist tattoo an 8 Ball on his head for the tour and they he could come out with a big inflatable 8 Ball and bounce around.

[Heater]

It looks like just slipped on a banana peel.

[Heater]

You mean the 60 year old man's kicks weren't up to snuff, Heater? C'mon man. You were partially on point with that post, but that's just absurd.

They were OK, very OK for a 60 year old, but maybe he should be putting that effort into other parts of his performance. Last night went off a lot better than I thought it might, any malfunctions Dave is having these days is from trying too hard, and sometimes trying too hard fucks things up (see:Recent Dance the Night Away performances).

[Kristy]

Dad jeans and Adidis. Roth has single-handly concocted a new middle-aged crisis meme.

[Kristy]

They don't even have shoes for fuck sake!

Call Trollvis' social worker to investigate. Fuck knows how she/he failed us.

[clarathecarrot]

Wolf just doesn't help DLR at all, he sounds just like his dad and that isn't the backing DLR needs.

It is like two EDs singing when wolf is joining in..no harmony of diversity in time.

So, DLR is all alone out there.

The magic of VH was when Ed and MA hit the same notes from different tonalities.

I believe Dave busted ass all this last month with a vocal coach he was ready more than ever then as fate would have it he breaks his fucking own nose min into the set.

Ever try to sing with watery eyes and two tampons up your nose swallowing blood .. the sinus is a major part of vocalizing...tough tough breaks my man....

He went on with the show. Pavarotti would have gone to the hospital in a helicopter and cancelled the show.

Dave was ready and now for all eternity the VH TV performance first in 30 years is him is with a bloody nose and playing catchup to Eds inability to deal with technical issues and regroup for the betterment of the show.

Oh well give Dave a few weeks he will get back on top.

[Nitro Express]

Mike had the Jack Daniel's bass. I think Wolfie needs a Ben and Jerry's ice cream bass or maybe a an Irv's Quad Burger bass.

[Seshmeister]

I'm surprised on how well Slash's offspring look:

They don't even have shoes for fuck sake!