Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[fryingdutchman]

Hey...not to go way off topic...but was the site temporarily unavailable for anyone else this morning?

I kept getting a screen saying that it had been suspended.

[Kristy]

I see your father is still molesting you.

[fraroc]

Terrible. Just terrible.

Here are some observations:

Roth cannot sing - FACT

Eddie recycles his riffs FACT

Alex just looks old and really freaky SOMEWHAT FACTUAL

The Wolf dude is a rich kid playing bass with ADHD PROVEN

Of them all, Wolfie was the best. Why? Lot of F A T fucking VH fans out there. Wolf boy is their god. Their Carl's Jr. God.

As of today, I will buy that 1/4 speed remaster of the first album and wish I was on weed not only to thoroughly enjoy it but to erase all memory of that shit I saw last night.

1. You're a bitch: FACT
2. You're a fucking bitch: FACT
3. You have an extremely saggy and loose vagina: FACT

[vandeleur]

That's how to starve yourself, not lose weight...

shut up ya nob

[Kristy]

Life can sometimes be strange.

[ELVIS]

I've seen Panama, RWTD, DTNA and Hot for Teacher and it looks like I got a big old piece of humble pie to eat. Dave sounded really good. Those screams, hell yeah!. All in all it was pretty cool, good job Dave

I agree...

[Kristy]

Well if Krusty Cunt and the KKKelvis hate this live album, then it has to be FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

Don't believe I was talking about the live album.

[ELVIS]

Use up more calories than you put in.

That's how to starve yourself, not lose weight...

[ELVIS]

Buy a few copies then...

[Kristy]

Hey, anyone bought those 1/4 remasters? what do you think of them?



I'm interested.

The pain is gone and the pleasure is yet to come

[BITEYOASS]

Well if Krusty Cunt and the KKKelvis hate this live album, then it has to be FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

[Kristy]

I guess I'm just not enthralled with this particular effort with the live album and "supporting tour."

Why is that? Please tell me your feelings on the subject.


My advice is don't let that bother you. The Stones and Rush have been doing this for years. It's known as "Fan Fleecing Disorder" Your prognosis is good - unlike the rest of the homorotic throng you share your post with.

Pop some SSRI's buy as gun and listen to Katy Perry.

[Kristy]

Terrible. Just terrible.

Here are some observations:

Roth cannot sing - FACT

Eddie recycles his riffs FACT

Alex just looks old and really freaky SOMEWHAT FACTUAL

The Wolf dude is a rich kid playing bass with ADHD PROVEN

Of them all, Wolfie was the best. Why? Lot of F A T fucking VH fans out there. Wolf boy is their god. Their Carl's Jr. God.

As of today, I will buy that 1/4 speed remaster of the first album and wish I was on weed not only to thoroughly enjoy it but to erase all memory of that shit I saw last night.

[vandeleur]

btw if you want to lose weight, ...

Use up more calories than you put in.

[Dave's Bitch]

am sure i'm still hammered , where did you see the other two. No pun intended.

Hot for Teacher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtHwGcwRHHM

DTNA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKIUNWF9mU

DTNA is a really, really poor quality recording though