Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[DLR Bridge]

You mean the 60 year old man's kicks weren't up to snuff, Heater? C'mon man. You were partially on point with that post, but that's just absurd.

[Bloomington]

Can't disagree with that.

[DONNIEP]

What did they feed that kid? Pork rinds and Oreoes dipped in Crisco?

Ugh, that reminds me of the Fair, all that damn deep fried crap. I get nauseous just walking through the vending area. The only thing I've ever eaten that was "dipped" at the fair was a piece of cheesecake that was dipped in chocolate. But since the cheesecake was frozen it didn't really taste like much. Plus there's just so many unattractive people walking around, sucking on gigantic Jurassic Turkey Legs that it just wrecks your appetite.

[Heater]

I wonder if Dave's new schtick is gonna be hurting himself everytime his does his baton twirling routine? He sounded better than he has in a loooooong time, but how could he not? It is still painful watching him though, it is possible to chew gum without making sure everyone knows you're chewing gum. Why does he do that goofy toes pointed out walk? The kicks are weak looking, and was the dance with the girl staged? Looked like she was already on the inside of the barrier, Springsteen did this in "Dancing in the Dark" but it sure helped Courtney Cox with her career. The crowd didnt seem to be as enthused as they should have been, strange.

[DONNIEP]

You are right his daddy did give him Van Halen and he is here as long as he wants to be. You know what they say blood is thicker than common sense or any desire to please the fans

Can't disagree with that.

[Kristy]

Maybe that kid was always F A T

What did they feed that kid? Pork rinds and Oreoes dipped in Crisco?

[Bloomington]

You are right his daddy did give him Van Halen and he is here as long as he wants to be. You know what they say blood is thicker than hot sauce

[Momshell]

I really like the bands' energy especially Dave. You can see Ed getting a little impatient during the nose cut break while jamming...hockey players get back on the ice faster than that after a concussion... lol!

Hey STIL...how the hell are ya?! Hoping to restart our gig nights ASAP!

[DONNIEP]

"Well, when I turn 16 my daddy is gonna give me Van Fucking Halen. Top that, Joey!"

[DONNIEP]

You do realize Donnie that your preoccupation with Mike and Wolf is turning into a relatively unhealthy obsession...

Please, I'm being nice.

[BumBahDeeDah]

I think...and this may be a bit of a reach, but the Stones have such a long history of this that they actually get a pass. They have a much deeper discography than Van Halen (if you're only counting the Roth era due to the current incarnation of the band)

Plus, they also haven't alienated their fans with multiple personnel changes based primarily on spite, and I don't think the Stones have ever vanished from the radar for really prolonged periods of time.

Nah, you're just about right.

[Fairwrning]

Ill eat some crow..they sounded good from what Ive heard..I dig the shit out of Al's kit...still not buying the cd or going to a show..

[BumBahDeeDah]

Or any Hagar tune, for that matter.

I was offended at first, but Dave's a trouper, woulda not recognized it, and then scatted through it like he does songs that he actually wrote the lyrics for.

Or are you just talking about the "WTF?" look he mighta came back out with, and the soap opera stuff it mighta caused?

[Kristy]

I'm surprised on how well Slash's offspring look:

[Kristy]

Maybe that kid was always F A T


Looks like mom didn't want to share her Weight Watchers program or took it too literally to mean watching her son get F A T.