= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[DONNIEP]

If Dave is going to be contorting and mincing around like he was on Ellen, maybe fat ass on bass distracting my view is a blessing in disguise.

I can't wait until he has a big ass Krispy Kreme doughnut stuck up on his bass like daddy used to do with his smokes. I bet he's practicing RWTD right now....bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, mmmm doughnut....

[DONNIEP]

And then your "ADD, Anxiety, Depression, OCD......" stuff will be over? Damn, I can't wait!!!
No, actually, I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, 'cause alkyhol sure don't exacerbate those issues at all...

[philouze]

If Dave is going to be contorting and mincing around like he was on Ellen, maybe fat ass on bass distracting my view is a blessing in disguise.

What's FraggleCock got to do with this?
Just askin'..

[Dave's Bitch]

I can't wait until he has a big ass Krispy Kreme doughnut stuck up on his bass like daddy used to do with his smokes. I bet he's practicing RWTD right now....bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, mmmm doughnut....

He better watch out if he does that. Dave will likely mince past and send it flying out into the audience. Actually, that could be their new thing!.

Donnie, why the hell are we not working for these guys?

[philouze]

Yeah, 'cause alkyhol sure don't exacerbate those issues at all...

Good one. I'll slit your throat for that.

[philouze]

Donnie, why the hell are we not working for these guys?

You know she wants to Work with you, Donnie. You know, like that Prince song "Let's Work"..
You know this. You know this, Donnie. Now where's my doll?

[vandeleur]

You are harsh on this fargcock guy. He is a writer .a man of words,an artist.
You lesser mortals wouldn't understand the depth of his feelings on this or every other subject.

Exassherbert.

[DONNIEP]

He better watch out if he does that. Dave will likely mince past and send it flying out into the audience. Actually, that could be their new thing!.

Donnie, why the hell are we not working for these guys?

We should be! But, alas, like most people they are insanely jealous of our talent and ability to read what the fans want. So instead they shun us and pretend that they don't read what we post.

Why I bet Ed is in Wolf's room right now..."Doughnuts?? Look at this!! Now they're saying you should have doughnuts stuck on your bass! Jesus Christ! I quit drinking and now I'm stuck in a band with Ralphie May??"

[Dave's Bitch]

We should be! But, alas, like most people they are insanely jealous of our talent and ability to read what the fans want. So instead they shun us and pretend that they don't read what we post.

Why I bet Ed is in Wolf's room right now..."Doughnuts?? Look at this!! Now they're saying you should have doughnuts stuck on your bass! Jesus Christ! I quit drinking and now I'm stuck in a band with Ralphie May??"

"I know what I'll do, I'll re release the 6 pack!. Everyone will LOVE to buy those albums again. Damn, I'm a genius."

[philouze]

Fagroc, don't be mistaken. This is the RothArmy, we're just a big dysfunctional family.
Our dad Dave's been prancing around like an idiot, but we forgive him.

[Dave's Bitch]

Fagroc, don't be mistaken. This is the RothArmy, we're just a big dysfunctional family.
Our dad Dave's been prancing around like an idiot, but we forgive him.

To add to this and come full circle

Dave (exaggerated chewing aside) looked cool and sounded good on Kimmel, he sounded off to me and looked like a clown on Ellen. If I don't like something, I will say I don't like it. I'm not about to swallow any old crap simply because Van Halen could just sit at home and do nothing. That, my boy, is being a sheep.

[cadaverdog]

Why I bet Ed is in Wolf's room right now..."Doughnuts?? Look at this!! Now they're saying you should have doughnuts stuck on your bass! Jesus Christ! I quit drinking and now I'm stuck in a band with Ralphie May??"

I'm glad you posted this today instead of yesterday. Wolfie's a little pudgy, so what? At least he's not running around with a "posse" acting the fool like Justin Beiber on a regular basis. I dig that CVH fans want Mikey back in the band but Wolf didn't steal his job anymore than Sammy stole Dave's job. If it's true Ed's main reason having Dave back in the band is to play with his son then we should cut him a little slack for being a reasonably normal young man.

[Dave's Bitch]

I'm glad you posted this today instead of yesterday. Wolfie's a little pudgy, so what? At least he's not running around with a "posse" acting the fool like Justin Beiber on a regular basis. I dig that CVH fans want Mikey back in the band but Wolf didn't steal his job anymore than Sammy stole Dave's job. If it's true Ed's main reason having Dave back in the band is to play with his son then we should cut him a little slack for being a reasonably normal young man.

A little pudgy?, the kid looks about 280 lbs, non of it muscle. It is not normal for a 24 year old guy to be lugging around 280 lbs of mostly fat. What is his reason?. The guy is going to end up with some serious health issues if he doesn't make some changes. Maybe get out of Van Halen for a year and focus on his health. And if Mikey should happen to come back in that year, everyone's a winner

[DONNIEP]

I'm glad you posted this today instead of yesterday. Wolfie's a little pudgy, so what? At least he's not running around with a "posse" acting the fool like Justin Beiber on a regular basis. I dig that CVH fans want Mikey back in the band but Wolf didn't steal his job anymore than Sammy stole Dave's job. If it's true Ed's main reason having Dave back in the band is to play with his son then we should cut him a little slack for being a reasonably normal young man.

If you tell anybody I said this I'll deny it - I was just joking. Just poking a little fun, that's all. Wolf will always be a big buy cause that's how he's built.

Now, back to the doughnut jokes!

[vandeleur]

Hahaha , Donniep is busted. Seemingly he is a nice guy and the things he says are Jokes.
Wow what a day to be alive . The little trickster .