It's the end of times

[Anonymous]

I'm the same, I could name about 8 songs after 5150 in the same way I could only name 2 or 3 Katy Perry songs.

Defensive, aren't we?

Quit the bullcrap. Most of you fags here listen to Van Hagar more than the people who *like* Van Hagar. It's like watching gay porn. You try to deny it but the urge eventually becomes unbearable.

To clarify, I'm not talking about myself in the previous sentence, so shut up, Pete's Bro.

[DONNIEP]

You're wrong, VA.

This isn't the end of times.

This, my friend... is just the beginning.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I can hardly imagine just how awesome it's gonna be when they make the formal announcement...

[DONNIEP]

Just put the tickets on sale now. I don't want to take the chance of dying before my final evil wish comes true.

I'm going to make me a banner right now. And I'm gonna get me some gay ass red shoes and order some 5150 headbands and bandanas. This is going to be the best tour EVER!!

[Anonymous]

Truer words have never been spoken.

I can hardly imagine just how awesome it's gonna be when they make the formal announcement...

I might cream myself.

Hell, why wait? I'll cream myself RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous]

The thing is, no matter how much Dave tried, you can't put on a rock n' roll show alone.

That's why solo artists have hired dancers as well as hired musicians. So it was all just boring. While now we have a very good chance of a humongous train-wreck.

On a scale of 1 to 10, this may rate just above the last tour with Dave.

Plus, there's all the underlying benefits of Dave having to prove himself out there again. Like, say, a certain oft-mentioned rumoured album with a certain guitarist...

[DONNIEP]

I can only compare this news to one of my favorite commercials...

I'm that little kid and OBC just tossed me a Cabo shirt. Holy shit this is the third greatest day of my life.

[DONNIEP]

The thing is, no matter how much Dave tried, you can't put on a rock n' roll show alone.

That's why solo artists have hired dancers as well as hired musicians. So it was all just boring. While now we have a very good chance of a humongous train-wreck.

On a scale of 1 to 10, this may rate just above the last tour with Dave.

Plus, there's all the underlying benefits of Dave having to prove himself out there again. Like, say, a certain oft-mentioned rumoured album with a certain guitarist...

Dave? Dave who???

Prove himself? Bwahahahahahaha!!! Oh god, you're killing me! What's he gonna do? Sing that stupid trailer park chair song? Hahahaha!!

[DONNIEP]

Nobody is a bigger Dave fan fag than me. But unless he launches himself out of a cannon with his Bawllz on fire, he ain't never gonna grab the brass ring again.

[FORD]

Who asked you? Fuck off, Satan "the deceiver".

Fuck Van Hagar. This is the reunion tour I want to see!

[DONNIEP]

I can't watch this - I'm too busy celebrating!!

[Von Halen]

I'll still take bets, if anyone wants.

It's gonna happen.

[vandeleur]

Fuck Van Hagar. This is the reunion tour I want to see!

I have an autgraphed copy of declaration somewhere

[Seshmeister]

Fuck Van Hagar. This is the reunion tour I want to see!

I think I was taken to that a couple of years ago. I had a lot of drinks but I do remember it being a very nice audience...

[DONNIEP]

I'll still take bets, if anyone wants.

It's gonna happen.

Oh it's gonna happen. There's no doubt. I'm just waiting for the insiders to come and say "yeah, I knew this a month ago"

[DONNIEP]

This just in - I have video footage of the 2016 Van Hagar tour rehearsals!!!