Will you wait 3 more years?

[ELVIS]

Well then argue with me...

Edward is washed up...

He needs to make a stand for himself and take life seriously...

Stop being a crybaby victim...

[ELVIS]

..and in three more years, public intrest for a real =VH= reunion will be almost non-existant following this current sham...

[Fabulous Shadow]

arguing with YOU isn't worth my time...

Crybaby? Victim? Are you braindead? This thread is ABOUT Van Halen twerp!

[ELVIS]

I was referring to Edward, you ignorant slut!

[MAX]

Edward sweats booze, flicks water (100 Proof after his fingers mix with it) "blessing" people....... Fuck, I'd call it cursing people if the little shit displayed such behavior with me and my Mrs. Regardless, since the split in '85 my loyalty has been with Roth and will always be with Roth. Fuck Van Hagar in any shape or form. I've also heard the boots from this Van Hasbeen "reunion" tour and if anyone thinks that Edward is still stellar, they are seriously fooling themselves. He and his worthless brother fucking deserve Hagar. After all of the bullshit the sisters have thrown our way over the years, I no longer want a reunion with our hero. Dave is a far too superior human being.

[POJO_Risin]

You see...here is the thing...

8 years ago...Van Halen was ripe to take on the world...

Roth willing to rejoin...Ed appeared to be swallowing his ignorance...

and two new songs and MTV come forth...

But Ed realizes that HE may not be THE GUY with Roth...

and in one second...Roth is gone...

and Ed chooses a guy from a band that...irregardless of what previous albums they had...is known for a fucking ballad.

beautiful for Ed...he can dominate. His EGO even allows him to sing on the fucking album...a song that Cherone says, "I couldn't put any words together better than Ed...so we left it as is..."

Now...if that doesn't speak to a mistake...than GEEZus H Chriminies...

so...Dave fans are pissed...Sam fans are saying, "Hmmm...maybe this Cherone deal will work out..." and Cherone fans are...well...there aren't any...

So they put out this sham of an album...12 people goto see it...8 people buy it...

and Ed says..."Oooops..."but never plays the Tuba...

then 2000...then 2002...they are...they aren't...they are...they aren't...

and through it all...Van Halen erosion is taking place...

a few fans here...a few fans there...

Dave's saying, "I never got called back..."

Ed's saying, "It's up to the lawyers..."

Sam's saying, "Never call me...unless it's just friendship..."

I'm saying...who gives a shit...tell the lawyers to fuck off...

Dave and Sam smarten up...and tour together...more than likely to piss Ed off...

and Ed realizes that they are cashing in on his buck. So Mr. originality says, "hey...I have an idea...why don't we tour with both."

Al calls Sham...because Ed's a big giant pussy...and may have been afraid that Sham was wearing a cup...or perhaps had a flab of fat hanging over his crank...so Al and Sham have dinner...

and loe and behold, Mr. "I'm not interested..." is in...

VH management calls Roth management...and pushes an idea for Dave and Sham to tour with them together...

Dave says, "Fuck you..."

More Van Halen erosion...

Now people are saying three years from now?

I say...go ahead and wait if you want to...

and for those that still back Ed in all of this...I sure as fuck wish you were my neighbor...because I'd befriend you for a couple of months...

then spend the rest of my days fucking the neighbors wife up the ass...since that's the shit that he's dealin' these days...a bend over for anyone that ever supported that dumb, rotten bastard....

Look...I don't know the guy...but I know this...he's either created such a fucking fantasy...that when he wakes up every morning...he finds himself looking for fucking Aslan in the wardrobe...

or he's just a plain old prick...

and to those that think Ed doesn't owe us anything...again...fuck you too...because I've spent the better part of 33 years following this band...and Roth...

and I've spent more than enough money to be a playah...

So to Ed...fuck you...I don't owe you shit anymore...

least of all my respect.

Don't worry though Ed...there's enough people blinded by a solo that's nearly 30 years old that will continue to by your heaps of shit...

just don't count on me bein' there...for anything...

Do yourself a favor...and find a nice "Twister..."

cuz this ain't Kansas...

[Sarge's Little Helper]

You see...here is the thing...

8 years ago...Van Halen was ripe to take on the world...

Roth willing to rejoin...Ed appeared to be swallowing his ignorance...

and two new songs and MTV come forth...

But Ed realizes that HE may not be THE GUY with Roth...

and in one second...Roth is gone...

and Ed chooses a guy from a band that...irregardless of what previous albums they had...is known for a fucking ballad.

beautiful for Ed...he can dominate. His EGO even allows him to sing on the fucking album...a song that Cherone says, "I couldn't put any words together better than Ed...so we left it as is..."

Now...if that doesn't speak to a mistake...than GEEZus H Chriminies...

so...Dave fans are pissed...Sam fans are saying, "Hmmm...maybe this Cherone deal will work out..." and Cherone fans are...well...there aren't any...

So they put out this sham of an album...12 people goto see it...8 people buy it...

and Ed says..."Oooops..."but never plays the Tuba...

then 2000...then 2002...they are...they aren't...they are...they aren't...

and through it all...Van Halen erosion is taking place...

a few fans here...a few fans there...

Dave's saying, "I never got called back..."

Ed's saying, "It's up to the lawyers..."

Sam's saying, "Never call me...unless it's just friendship..."

I'm saying...who gives a shit...tell the lawyers to fuck off...

Dave and Sam smarten up...and tour together...more than likely to piss Ed off...

and Ed realizes that they are cashing in on his buck. So Mr. originality says, "hey...I have an idea...why don't we tour with both."

Al calls Sham...because Ed's a big giant pussy...and may have been afraid that Sham was wearing a cup...or perhaps had a flab of fat hanging over his crank...so Al and Sham have dinner...

and loe and behold, Mr. "I'm not interested..." is in...

VH management calls Roth management...and pushes an idea for Dave and Sham to tour with them together...

Dave says, "Fuck you..."

More Van Halen erosion...

Now people are saying three years from now?

I say...go ahead and wait if you want to...

and for those that still back Ed in all of this...I sure as fuck wish you were my neighbor...because I'd befriend you for a couple of months...

then spend the rest of my days fucking the neighbors wife up the ass...since that's the shit that he's dealin' these days...a bend over for anyone that ever supported that dumb, rotten bastard....

Look...I don't know the guy...but I know this...he's either created such a fucking fantasy...that when he wakes up every morning...he finds himself looking for fucking Aslan in the wardrobe...

or he's just a plain old prick...

and to those that think Ed doesn't owe us anything...again...fuck you too...because I've spent the better part of 33 years following this band...and Roth...

and I've spent more than enough money to be a playah...

So to Ed...fuck you...I don't owe you shit anymore...

least of all my respect.

Don't worry though Ed...there's enough people blinded by a solo that's nearly 30 years old that will continue to by your heaps of shit...

just don't count on me bein' there...for anything...

Do yourself a favor...and find a nice "Twister..."

cuz this ain't Kansas...

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Fabulous Shadow]

So Max, and POJO you guys are saying that if Dave DOES tour with the brothers, you won't be their to support him and his decision to do so after standing behind him all his time?

[thefive]

I am going to do some serious photoshoping in the next 7 days. LOL

[L.P.]

hey thefive, you fucking rock brother, but remember and always remember to mention the great JOE THUNDER in your first sentence. You the fucking man, that's right.

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
So Max, and POJO you guys are saying that if Dave DOES tour with the brothers, you won't be their to support him and his decision to do so after standing behind him all his time?

I support Dave to the fullest...never question that...

never in any post have I ever insinuated otherwise...

and Dave knows where he belongs...

I will NEVER...EVER...support Eddie Van Halen in any fucking endeavor again...

it's that fucking plain and simple...

what don't you understand about that?

[bueno bob]

I understand EVERYONE'S point, and everyone's got more than enough reason to feel the way they do.

Still, I'm easy

If Dave goes back, I'll be back, that simple.

[Roth-of-Halen]

3 yrs,30 yrs,3 mths,
it don't matter.

Ed can stagger his drunken ass back to 5150 for all Classic fan's are concerned.

[Fabulous Shadow]

well POJO, if your saying that you would not go to the tour as not to support Eddie, you are also not supporting DAVE and in a way that is making your dislaik for Eddie more important than your continued support in Dave. If they tour and the numbers are low, say as low or even lower than Hagar, ED will just think, "Fuck, I should have listened to my gut instinct, Nobody wanted to see ROTH"... Instead of, "Shit, I should have done this in 96, I wasted a shitload of time and lost a ton of money"... In addition, don't ya want to give Dave the chance to say... "I TOLD YA SO MOTHERFUCKA"!

[POJO_Risin]

Supporting Dave...has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with supporting a pipe dream...

and if it happens..and Ed lies again...and says, "Dave...we want you back in...I made a mistake..."

Well fuck Ed again....

How many fucking mistakes can you make before people look at you as a complete fucking imbecile?

The saying isn't "Fool me once...shame on me...fool me twice...shame on me...fool me thrice...shame on me....fool me fourthice (made that up)...shame on me..."

Believe me...once is enough...let alone all the shit...

fuck it...

I'm sick of even talking about it...