What Would You Do If You Met Eddie Van Halen?

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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    #46
    Originally posted by lms2
    How bout these? They don't get animated unless your up close and personal.
    If you stare at it long enough, does it turned into one of those abstract pictures? Is it a sailboat? :D
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    • lms2

      #47
      Sorry. I tried.

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #48
        This one is ok, I liked the other one better...

        You're a virgo ??

        When is your Bday...

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        • lms2

          #49
          September 19, 1965

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          • SoCalChelle
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 1597

            #50
            Wow, I like that one, lms.

            And I like that dollidol.com site from your previous avatar too....I just might have to make myself a new one too.
            Formerly Tormented VH Fan
            Facebook: Chelle Marley

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #51
              That one is cool...

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              • lms2

                #52
                I like that one too. Its called misery.

                I have a teen age daughter. See they are good for something! She has some awesome pics, but they don't shrink down too good.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #53
                  Make it 100x100 pixels...

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                  • rucalobe
                    Roadie
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 117

                    #54
                    I would tell him: "Dude, you fucked up long enough. Now, go back to your house, call Dave, sort your shit out, and get the REAL VAN HALEN on the road again for one last time. You have ten seconds before I open this can of whopass!!!"
                    "Dave, these motherfuckers are out of line!!!"

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #55
                      Are you as cute as your daughter ??

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                      • Big Troubles
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 8517

                        #56
                        Originally posted by lms2
                        Sorry. I tried.
                        And succeeded! Great avatar pic!
                        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                        • dave_is_vh
                          Sniper
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 920

                          #57
                          If I met Ed I would tell him to get his head out of his ass and bring Dave back.

                          If that didn't get his attention, I would then tell him that future access to beer and cigarette money is dependent upon Dave's return.

                          Cause it is.
                          "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8963

                            #58
                            I'd be like, "Sonofa....man, I've been a huge fan for years....ah...ah
                            can't believe it's really you! Whoah!, watch it bro...are you ok?

                            Anyway, how's the tour goin'? Whoah!, I gotcha.....maybe you should
                            step away from the curb bro.....yeah, over here...kick ass!

                            Man, I gotta tell ya....the fucking dynamics of your playing changed
                            the face of hard rock back in the day and WHOAH!!!.....are you ok?

                            That's it man, Look at me....I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends wobble up and down the sidewalk drunk.

                            There's a cop over there, he probably knows where your hotel is.

                            YO OCCIFER!, I NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE"!

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                            • guwapo_rocker

                              #59
                              Originally posted by lms2
                              I like that one too. Its called misery.

                              I have a teen age daughter. See they are good for something! She has some awesome pics, but they don't shrink down too good.
                              That one is great!:D

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                              • bueno bob
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22951

                                #60
                                I think, at this point, I'd just walk up to him and say

                                "You and your brother are, without a doubt, the biggest fucking dickweeds in rock and roll history. Have a nice day, you washed up has-been assfuck. Now go call David before I kick you in the nuts, you sloppy drunk. Here's a bottle of wine for the effort."

                                Or something to that effect.
                                Twistin' by the pool.

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