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That's what I thought LITTLE MAN! Shut your COCKSUCKER! Go back and tell BRETT how you got your ASS handed to you by the ARMY. Then, argue that EVH is "IMPROVISING" during his solo and isn't a DRUNKEN MESS!!!
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Use an apostrophe when using words like "I'M", tjvhou812. When using "I'M", essentially you're saying "I Am". To shorten this effectively, for the best english construction, it is a rule to insert an apostrophe after the conjuction of the two words...in essence, "I'M" (note the placement of the apostrophe for future reference). This rule also applies when using other joined words, such as "It's" (It Is), "They're" (They Are), "We've" (We Have), and so on.
First lesson for free, tjv.
Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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It's not composition he understnds bb, it's compost.
Yard mowing.Comment
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Still would like to meet him...and KNOCK some sense into his EMPTY head!!!!Comment
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Wouldn't work...offer him booze, it's the only thing he understands anymore.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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How about a Bottle of Schlitz up side his head? Colt 45? Ripple?Originally posted by bueno bob
Wouldn't work...offer him booze, it's the only thing he understands anymore.
I bet he understands pain these days. Just listen to his solo off ANY boot from this tour. I bet he's feeling AWFUL when he play's like THAT!!!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!Comment
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\,,/ :DTwistin' by the pool.Comment
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I would offer to give him lessons on his old material so he doesn't go out there and EMBARESS himself any further. And convince him to take a shower. And get a shave. Maybe some cologne. Clean his act up. What a shame, at his age. Looks like a street person. Get rid of the cowboy boots with the hole in the toe. Get him some "Senseable Shoes".
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!Comment
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A street person? Do you think Sammy's been giving him fashion tips?Comment
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Spammy has been givin' him the TIP of something for years!!!!
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!Comment
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I'd just kick him in the nuts and then tell his he's way too talented for his own good.Comment
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Kristy, I believe EVH had his nads removed along with his hip. Just kick him in the teeth. It would be easy. He'll be layin' on the ground anyway!!!!Originally posted by Kristy
I'd just kick him in the nuts and then tell his he's way too talented for his own good.
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!Comment
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I would still like to put EVH's teeth on the curb...and STOMP on the back of his neck!!!!!
FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!Comment
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What wouldn't I do if I met EVH.
Well, I guess it is just late, but I would probably remain calm and composed , I would not act like a moron. I would not try to touch him, which many people try to do. Would you want some stranger trying to touch you? I certainly would NOT bring up either Dave or Spammy, nor would I ask him about his hip, therapist or marital situation. Nor would I ask him to show me his tongue , would he like a drink or if I could hold his guitar. I bet he would be quite interesting to have a conversation with and maybe even take to bed, but as long as you avoided the aforemntioned taboos.
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i'd take out my cock and piss on EVH for being such an ego-manic asshole.Comment
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