What Would You Do If You Met Eddie Van Halen?

[Matt White]

I'd crown him "KING OF BEERS" with one of his new overpriced Charvel guitars. "KA-BONG!!!!!!!!" His empty head would split open and reveal the tiny alien who was responsible for ERUPTION and ALL THE OTHER CLASSIC VAN HALEN HITS, long dead inside the drunken shell of EVH.

[Don Corleone]

Ed you'd better be wearing a cup.... because Luca's going to kick you in the balls.

[Jano]

I'll share some beers with him and get drunk .Why?
-Him to be natural!
-Me ,just to forget what a waste this guy his!

[JCOOK]

I would do an intervention-- Hold him down make him listen to "intruder" over and over until he passed out. Then the sleep deprivation while playing "man on a mission" for three days straight that should just about do it.

[Davidsgrl]

Originally posted by lms2
LOL

I would....be happy to meet him, depending on how he acted. I would want to hear his side of the story,and then I would tell him how much his true fans want him to get back with Dave. Unless he was a total jerk off drunken delerious mother like you all say. Then I would cut the conversation short. Who wants to waste time with a used to be.

Exactly! I would be like, "you were way better when Roth was in VH (hint-hint), but I still think you are kick-ass." Now if I met Roth on the other hand (by the way, I'm purring right now)...Hee-Hee, Ha-Ha.

[jhale667]

I dealt with Eddie a bunch during my music retail stint...always was nice to me...seemed a little scattered in a mad-scientist kinda way, but always friendly and cool. Though I remember management actually told me "DO NOT MENTION DAVE"! I've also been told he gets weirded out by fawning fan types...so I always tried to treat him like every OTHER famous guitar hero that walked up to my counter....but again, was always cool to me...but then, so was Dave!

[Figs]

I would say "Fuck you, man! Quit fucking over your real fans and get back with Dave!! And stop letting you're big brother make all your decisions for you!!!" Then I'd kick him in the jimmy. Then his bodyguards woulf beat the shyteoutta me!



Actually I'd probably say I'm a big fan of his work, pause, then say "up to 1984 anyway," then he'd curse me out and I'd run away like a pussy...

[secrets]

I'd say "Ed get over your inferiority complex, and for fuck's sake stop putting Dave down. You owe him more respect."

Actually I'd just ignore him. He's an amazing guitarist but he's so full of himself and has very little of interest to say about much of anything.

[BRANDON]

i would punch him in the face, and say that's for dave.and by the way you can't play guitar anymore loser.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I WOULD HIT HIM UP FOR A CIGARETTE

THEN I WOULD SAY HOW COME YOU STILL SMOKE CIGARETTES

THEN I'D TAKE AWAY HIS CIGARETTES

[Matt White]

I'd ask him "You seen EVH around here?"
he'd reply "I'ms EVVVH......yeah (hic!)"
I'd say "No, I'm sure EVH isn't so short......or such a FUCKING LOSER!!!"
Then I'd punch him in the gut. And he'd spit up his liver. And he'd want to autograph it for me.
I'd refuse.
And walk away.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'd ask him "You seen EVH around here?"
he'd reply "I'ms EVVVH......yeah (hic!)"
I'd say "No, I'm sure EVH isn't so short......or such a FUCKING LOSER!!!"
Then I'd punch him in the gut. And he'd spit up his liver. And he'd want to autograph it for me.
I'd refuse.
And walk away.

then you would ask him to suck his dick

fucking flamer

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
then you would ask him to suck his dick

fucking flamer

Nooooo....That's the job of a SHEEP. I'm sure he has serviced you COUNTLESS times. Now, peddle your LAME ass back over to the Links junior. Sycophants are WELCOME over there.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[tjvhou812]

matt you are a sheep, a gay one

[Matt White]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
matt you are a sheep, a gay one

NOW NOW. Your MOM doesn't think I'm gay junior. Just ask your dad, he's sittin out on the back porch, where he's always at when I come over to plug your Mamma. No, your Dad said YOU were a "Nancy-Boy". I said "don't be so hard on 'em..OOppss! Your ALWAYS HARD ON 'em!!!"
Sad little man that your are.