Drunken Ed On Flight

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 5
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 template Next
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1322
    #61
    Who is Bette Midler?
    Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

      Comment

      • lms2
        #62
        Originally posted by Johnny Alucard
        Dont let Roth near her, or he may decide to show her Kama Sutric Nirvana. Eddie has 1/2 a tongue, and Dave can still tie quadruple knots in a cherry stem. We'll let her decide.

        Do you mean don't let Roth near me or near Ed's girlfriend...?

          Comment

          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16731
            #63
            I don't get it. Was that kid insulting or praising Eddie? Or both?

            Example #1: " He looked like the biggest bum getting on the plane."

            Er, you think? Jesus, Eddie looks bad. Alcohol has not been kind to him in the least.

            Example #2: "it was pretty funny he ended up telling me he was in a rock band."

            Not sure what to make of that. Eddie? In a rock band? Imagine that! And in no fucking way is that "funny" you fucking creepy-looking kid in the even more creepy-looking t-shirt, it's actually quit sad about Eddie and his "rock band."

            Example #3: " He told me about his exwife, son, hip replacement, showed me his tongue scar, (he is missing a few teeth)"

            Now, notice how a lot of shit in Eddie's life are "ex" from his marriage to his teeth. Speaking of the latter, wonder if Roth knocked one or two of them out. Say, did Eddie tell of his "ex" singer? Or quite possibly his ex-liver? His ex-guitar playing ability? Oh, I know, how about his ex brain cells? Too bad the editors at RollingStone (and the rest of the world) already know this. Better luck next time, kid.
            Last edited by Kristy; 10-12-2004, 04:17 AM.

              Comment

              • stilleddiesangel
                Sniper
                • Oct 2004
                • 843
                #64
                What the hell, the man still does it for me... I fucking wish!!!

                  Comment

                  • JCOOK
                    #65
                    Hey scuuba or whatever THERE ARE NOT TWO ERAS OF VAN HALEN
                    VAN HALEN IS DAVID LEE ROTH EDWARD VAN HALEN ALEX VAN HALEN AND MICHAEL ANTHONY

                    DAVE OR THE GRAVE!

                      Comment

                      • BIG GOOSE
                        Roadie
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 165
                        #66
                        Originally posted by JCOOK
                        Hey scuuba or whatever THERE ARE NOT TWO ERAS OF VAN HALEN
                        VAN HALEN IS DAVID LEE ROTH EDWARD VAN HALEN ALEX VAN HALEN AND MICHAEL ANTHONY

                        DAVE OR THE GRAVE!
                        FUCKIN' ALL RIGHT !!! :D

                          Comment

                          • DavidLeeNatra
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10715
                            #67
                            I've just checked the thread again and the guy who started it kicks hitch's little ass...funny I have to admit...
                            Roth Army Icon
                            First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

                              Comment

                              • kcmusician
                                Head Fluffer
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 274
                                #68
                                Personally I think it was cool.... So he was drunk, who cares? This shows that Alex is the problem, NOT Eddie.

                                Shaun
                                "'Cause stayin' 'round here takes patience It's like a full time occupation"

                                - Diamond Dave

                                  Comment

                                  Previous 1 2 3 4 5 template Next
                                  Working...