Tiger Woods' Apology

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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678
    #136
    Originally posted by kwame k
    Here take one from me, Pete

    Now Binnie, was that so hard? You are well on your way to being Noble again
    knobbled?
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302
        #137
        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        love how everyone has to be so fucking quiet....shhhhhhhhh

        Fuck that.

        If they had any integrity they could sink that putt with the entire gallery taunting them....

        You should golf with my buddies then.....they're brutal. The whole idea is to make you fuck up.

        Would that be considered cheating? I wouldn't want to take the Nobility out of the sport.......
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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          • kwame k
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Feb 2008
            • 11302
            #138
            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
            knobbled?
            No thanks, I'm dating someone already
            Originally posted by vandeleur
            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576
                #139
                Originally posted by kwame k
                You should golf with my buddies then.....they're brutal. The whole idea is to make you fuck up.

                Would that be considered cheating? I wouldn't want to take the Nobility out of the sport.......
                We just make comments about banging each others wives/girlfriends...

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576
                    #140
                    Originally posted by kwame k
                    No thanks, I'm dating someone already
                    What's he do for a living?

                    Dont tell me he's pro golfer, I'll just kill you.....
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678
                        #141
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        love how everyone has to be so fucking quiet....shhhhhhhhh

                        Fuck that.

                        If they had any integrity they could sink that putt with the entire gallery taunting them....

                        like in curling
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • kwame k
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 11302
                            #142
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            What's he do for a living?

                            Dont tell me he's pro golfer, I'll just kill you.....
                            Semi-Pro looking to turn Pro :0
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                              • chefcraig
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 12172
                                #143
                                A few words from the master on the subject.

                                NSFW (Language).

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                                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                ― Stephen Hawking

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                                  • Kristy
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 16727
                                    #144
                                    Carlin is so missed.

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                                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 12678
                                        #145
                                        Originally posted by Kristy
                                        Carlin is so missed.
                                        amen sista
                                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                          • kwame k
                                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                            • Feb 2008
                                            • 11302
                                            #146
                                            Report: Woods apologizes to school parents

                                            ORLANDO, Fla. – Tiger Woods has offered another apology, this time to parents of children at the preschool that his 2-year-old daughter attends, an Orlando television station reported Tuesday.

                                            WFTV reported on its Web site that it has obtained a letter that Woods and his wife, Elin, wrote to parents of children attending Premier Academy to apologize for increased media scrutiny around the school.

                                            "We hope that the paparazzi will find something better to do with their time in the near future," the letter said.

                                            Ad nauseam here
                                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                                            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                                              • kwame k
                                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                • Feb 2008
                                                • 11302
                                                #147
                                                Come to think of it......where's my apology for having to endure your apologies......
                                                Originally posted by vandeleur
                                                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                                                  • LoungeMachine
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 32576
                                                    #148
                                                    Originally posted by chefcraig
                                                    A few words from the master on the subject.

                                                    NSFW (Language).

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                                                    Classic Carlin

                                                    Never got around to speaking on the integrity of the game, however....
                                                    Originally posted by Kristy
                                                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                      • chefcraig
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 12172
                                                        #149
                                                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                        Never got around to speaking on the integrity of the game, however....
                                                        I believe the phrase "Let 'em fuck with a windmill for an hour and a half or so, see if there's really any skill among these people..." pretty much covers that aspect of the game.
                                                        Last edited by chefcraig; 02-23-2010, 05:20 PM.









                                                        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                                        ― Stephen Hawking

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                                                          • ZahZoo
                                                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 9163
                                                            #150
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