Tiger Woods' Apology

[Panamark]

Ahhh you mean the TV thing, 2 and a half men?

Thats the one Im fried...
My baby decided he could crawl today and my missus
says I have to babyproof everthing....
Thats cool, I understand, but I have a major
proect going down...... All happens at once

[Seshmeister]

The rule seems to be you can do pretty much anything as long as you make it into some sort of redemption story for the media with a beginning,a middle and an end.

If OJ had been convicted as long as he had made an apology where he cried for a bit on TV he probably could have rebuilt his career when he got out.

The ones I hate are the pretend drinkers. "I was an alcoholic for 3 months in 1998 but I'm teetotal now" bullshit.

[Seshmeister]

Thats the one Im fried...
My baby decided he could crawl today and my missus
says I have to babyproof everthing....
Thats cool, I understand, but I have a major
proect going down...... All happens at once

The kid suicide phase seems to last about 3 years.

I ended up constantly hurting myself on all the shit installed to stop them being hurt.

Stair gates are invisible to man after 8 beers...

[ELVIS]

Stop at seven...

[Seshmeister]

To be honest these days I usually stop at 4.

I find the volume of beer a bit much and move onto spirits...

[VanHalener]

My feeling from the moment this bullshit apology came on tv

This motherfucker took over every channel to say he's sorry for getting laid behind his wife's back?!!! What the FUCK is THIS BuLLShiT?!!! When did this motherfucker become President?

That shit disgusted me. Fucking America! What the fuck are things coming to when a fucking golfer takes over every network like a national emergency in order to say I am sorry I banged all these bitches?!!

A hefty fuck you to Tiger and the networks that covered the fiasco.

What a fucking joke!

[Seshmeister]

Not for me to stick up for him but if the media demand an apology for weeks and then when he makes it they all chose to show it live then surely it's the medias fault not his.

[ELVIS]

I also keep a picture of Saint Teresa next to my basin.

For when you throw up after eating twelve dozen doughnuts ??

I really got to get back writing.

You have such way with words.

Cheers.

[binnie]

When your name's Tiger, you're kinda obligated to do a lot of fucking.........

Standin, you growned me for that?

It was a JOKE! I'm not seriously suggesting that his name permits Woods to be an asshole......

[kwame k]

Standin, you growned me for that?

It was a JOKE! I'm not seriously suggesting that his name permits Woods to be an asshole......

You've shown you have no Integrity, Binnie.




















































You are no longer my idol or role model

[PETE'S BROTHER]

unless he publicly apologizes.

[kwame k]

unless he publicly apologizes.

Before or after he goes into rehab for his sex addiction

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Before or after he goes into rehab for his sex addiction

while he is hitting his female counselor.

[chefcraig]

I've thought about the whole apology routine to make amends for certain transgressions in my life, but I'm fairly certain that as soon as I stepped up to the podium, something like this would happen...

[kwame k]

while he is hitting his female counselor.

Wait a minute......before I judge Binnie, I better make sure he doesn't play Golf because if he does.....he automatically has integrity