Kristy's Top Ten Guitar Players Who Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

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  • vaijuju
    Sniper
    • Jan 2008
    • 830

    #16
    http://vhfrance.activebb.net/ (1 er Site Francophone sur Van Halen)

    http://www.youtube.com/user/VHFranceVideos (Our new Channel)

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145

      #17
      Do clitori cum with 7 strings
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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      • envy_me
        Swedish Love Pump
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Dec 2010
        • 7180

        #18
        Originally posted by vaijuju

        I KNOW.... i know
        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145

          #19
          It's a good idea for a thread, Kristy.

          There are plenty of guitar players who I love who don't really have all that much in the way of chops (to my VERY limited understanding).

          J Mascis (Dinosaur Jr) is the one that springs to mind. You know it's him in 4 bars and he can flip from whale to whisper on a dime.......
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Little Texan
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 4579

            #20
            What, no Jimmy Page on the list?

            After all, he is only one of the greatest rock guitarists of all time.

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            • Little Texan
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 4579

              #21
              Originally posted by Diamondjimi
              10 guitarist's who couldn't miss for tripping over Krusty's moosecock sized clit dragging behind her....

              Sorry about your inability to achieve orgasm...
              Are you positive that's a clit?

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58829

                #22
                Originally posted by Little Texan
                What, no Jimmy Page on the list?

                After all, he is only one of the greatest rock guitarists of all time.
                Jimmy had to voluntarily withdraw from the competition after he was re-elected as Vice President of the United States....

                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
                  Ouch.Remind me never to get on your bad side Diamondjimi
                  Originally posted by envy_me
                  Haha, my thoughts exactly... Wow!!!
                  Originally posted by Little Texan
                  Are you positive that's a clit?
                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • 78/84 guy
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 2557

                    #24
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    Jimmy had to voluntarily withdraw from the competition after he was re-elected as Vice President of the United States....

                    I thought he was the Quaker oats guy ?

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16346

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Little Texan
                      What, no Jimmy Page on the list?

                      After all, he is only one of the greatest rock guitarists of all time.
                      Well then, go make your own list of the guitar players that you would love to such their dicks.

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                      • Kristy
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 16346

                        #26
                        Originally posted by binnie
                        Steve Stevens on the dislike list?
                        Yeah, he's a tool sack. His playing sucks, too.

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16346

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
                          K.K. is awesome
                          Nope, sorry. He sucks.

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                          • Matt White
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20569

                            #28
                            Kristy's Top Ten Guitar Players Who Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

                            1. Robben Ford

                            The ONLY panties Robben has ever dropped with his guitar playing are his own!

                            Now....Here's a "Guitar Player"!!!

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                            • Kristy
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16346

                              #29
                              You and your love of pussy guitar players never ends, Matt.

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                              • chefcraig
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 12172

                                #30
                                Say what you will about the other players on the list, but I still maintain (and more than likely stand alone in this opinion) that Larry Carlton's mind-blowingly brilliant work on Steely Dan's The Royal Scam adds up to forming to the finest guitar album ever made.










                                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                ― Stephen Hawking

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