Kristy's Top Ten Guitar Players Who Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

[Kristy]

Now keep in mind kids this is not a contest or are they in any particular order. To have made the list the musician has to posses these three qualities:

1. Originality
2. Whether I like them or not
and
3. Tone or touch (obviously)


1. Robben Ford


2. Charles Pitts (best known for his work with Isaac Hayes)


3. Carlos Alomar (of David Bowie fame)


4. Larry Carlton


5. Ry Cooder


6. Sonny Landreth


7. James Mankey (of Concrete Blonde fame)


8. Ray LaMontange


9. Lindsey Buckingham


10. Will Sargent (of Echo & The Bunnymen fame)



Now to be fair, here is my list of guitar players who in a million years will ever find a woman's clitoris:

1. Jim Babjak (of The Smithereens fame)


2. Mike Campbell (of Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers fame)


3. Micheal Timmins (of Cowboy Junkies fame)


4. Elvis Costello


5. Jeff Tweedy (of Wilco fame)


6. Steve Howe


7. K.K. Downing (of Judas Priest fame)


8. Bruce Springsteen


9. Steve Stevens (of Billy Idol fame)


10. Billy Duffy (of The Cult fame)


Thanks for watching and gawd bless

[Diamondjimi]

10 guitarist's who couldn't miss for tripping over Krusty's moosecock sized clit dragging behind her....

Sorry about your inability to achieve orgasm...

[Seshmeister]

Now keep in mind kids this is not a contest or are they in any particular order. To have made the list the musician has to posses these three qualities:

1. Originality
2. Whether I like them or not
and
3. Tone or touch (obviously)

What about the ability to count to three?

[Kristy]

Not important.

[Seshmeister]

Now to be fair, here is my list of guitar players who in a million years will ever find a woman's clitoris:

Shouldn't that be the same list as those that can easily find it?

[FORD]

Four Guitar Players who have found many women's clitorises....

[Kristy]

I'm not too sure about the last two.

[Kristy]

Shouldn't that be the same list as those that can easily find it?

Should read "never" Damn typo.

[Dave's Bitch]

K.K. is awesome

[ELVIS]

Krusty's Klitoris™ is what ??

[Diamondjimi]

Krusty's Klitoris™ is what ??

A big salmon smelling shred of minge that droops and gets dragged behind her and leaves a slick, shiny odorous trail...

[Dave's Bitch]

A big salmon smelling shred of minge that droops and gets dragged behind her and leaves a slick, shiny odorous trail...

Ouch.Remind me never to get on your bad side Diamondjimi

[envy_me]

Ouch.Remind me never to get on your bad side Diamondjimi

Haha, my thoughts exactly... Wow!!!

[binnie]

Steve Stevens on the dislike list?

[binnie]

I think this thread is the only time in history where 'Cowboy Junkies' and 'fame' have been used in the same sentence......