Kristy's Top Ten Guitar Players Who Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

[sadaist]

Now keep in mind kids this is not a contest or are they in any particular order.
Thanks for watching and gawd bless

Love Billy Duffy & KK Downing (although I always liked Tipton moreso). Ry Cooder? Isnn't he the guy that did the actual playing for the showdown scene in Crossroads with Ralph Macchio & Steve Vai? If so, wow. That shit was epic.

No EVH? We got 7 of the most incredible albums ever recorded, hours of live footage of incredible playing, and even 5 additional albums that aren't too shabby albeit the vocals distract & detract.


(distract & detract? Aww hell, I'm channeling Jackie Chiles again)

[Kristy]

...it has the funniest guitar solo since Jimmy Page played "Hot Dog" on In Through The Out Door.

The only diffy being he's a much better and more original guitar player than Jimmy Page.

[sadaist]

Do clitori cum with 7 strings

I don't know about 7....but there are definitely strings attached.

[Kristy]

No EVH?

I'm afraid not. Eddie floats on the ethereal when it comes to a woman's clitoris. Just ask his first wife.

[sadaist]

I'm afraid not. Eddie floats on the ethereal when it comes to a woman's clitoris. Just ask his first wife.

Yeah, he would probably just tap on it anyways.

[jhale667]

Yeah, he would probably just tap on it anyways.

There's a "Mean Street" slapping joke in there somewhere...

[Kristy]

You know now that I think of it, what a shame you banned Ace Diamond. I'm sure his social worker could really help a guy like Matt.

[vandeleur]

[QUOTE=sadaist;1714518]Yeah, he would probably just tap on it anyways.[/QUOTE
I was thinking what the fuck would Hendrix do to it

[envy_me]

What do you have against Matt White now??? Is anybody good enough for you??? I get bitter just reading your posts.

[So this is love]

hmmm this should be entertaining

[Little Texan]

What do you have against Matt White now??? Is anybody good enough for you??? I get bitter just reading your posts.

Please pay no attention to the hateful troll that's just trying to get a rise out of people.

[sadaist]

What do you have against Matt White now??? Is anybody good enough for you??? I get bitter just reading your posts.

don't.. With Kristy you gotta do one of the following with her posts:


Ignore

Throw it right back at her (she can handle it I promise)

or sit back & watch everyone else react. Nothing like a good Roth Army fireworks show.



Or you can always just auto-reply to all her posts with a photo of Led Zeppelin accepting awards or something.

[Little Texan]

don't.. With Kristy you gotta do one of the following with her posts:


Ignore

Throw it right back at her (she can handle it I promise)

or sit back & watch everyone else react. Nothing like a good Roth Army fireworks show.



Or you can always just auto-reply to all her posts with a photo of Led Zeppelin accepting awards or something.

Better yet...starve the troll.

[sadaist]

Better yet...starve the troll.

Or like some probably do here, masturbate to her posts.


I tried it once but it really ruined my boner when Lounge Machine posted suddenly.

[envy_me]

Screw this. Let's talk about sex