[bueno bob]

Larg.

Alan the Panther wishes you all much Larg.

REJOICE!






























SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bueno bob]

With Larg comes bowl.

There can be no other outcome.

Turnips.

[Rikk]

I have a Hansel. Her name is Gretal.

She doesn't shave.

[bueno bob]

If you all had a spatula, you'd understand.

It's an inside number, and the number is 3008, like on the deck of cards you're reading from as of this very table.

This is without a doubt the gratest thread in the history of the internet. It's even better than that thread about Matt Damon at Sheila's website. It's even grater than the gluey pens thread that was started in my local K-Marts bathroom on the walls.

Aren't you all concerned about the empty Pepsi bottles?

JEEEEEEZUS!!! What does it take to get a lump of salt around here?!?!?

SOMEBODY SHOULD STICKY THIS IMMEDIATELY.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
I have a Hansel. Her name is Gretal.

She doesn't shave.

You must get a spatula. When you have a spatula, Alan will bestow upon you the answering machine, and the message will be:

Larg.

Then comes the bowl. ALWAYS the bowl.

Turnips.

DOESN'T ANYBODY FUCKING GET IT???







































Thank God for you, Rikk; thank God for you.

[bueno bob]

This is infintesimal.

Favorite spoons? No, just Larg.

Larg, Larg, and More Larg.

Then the bowl.

Turnips.



Who could mistake this for a homicide? I just don't get why the check was made of plastic...that makes no corn to me.

Speaking of corn, phone book.


Yes - PHONE BOOK!

And would you offer your neck to the camel?

LARG, GOD DAMN YOU, LARG!!!!



Ashtray.

[bueno bob]

Well, if I had a nail, it would be the opposite of blue.

Maybe a shovel?

[bueno bob]

Titans are of a slow pot pie nature.

[bueno bob]

The whale knows Larg.

The bird, too.

It's much of an ashtray, you see.

We want chairs.

[bueno bob]

STICKY THIS!!

[Hardrock69]

Can you manufacture the Frug obliquely?

There is much drool as Nicole Kidman washes her pussy with Lectric Shave.


It is all pbukqz of mirtel grik.

Bufneez???

:D

I demand that Robert Deniro go fuck a piece of used formaldehyde.

How else will President Bush cower before Alan The Panther?

[Hardrock69]

I see the Fordor on the face of blug....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Can you manufacture the Frug obliquely?

There is much drool as Nicole Kidman washes her pussy with Lectric Shave.


It is all pbukqz of mirtel grik.

Bufneez???

:D

I demand that Robert Deniro go fuck a piece of used formaldehyde.

How else will President Bush cower before Alan The Panther?

YOU'VE GOT LARG!!!!!!!!!


IT'S JUST AS THE ASHTRAY PREDICTED!!!

NOW COMES THE BOWL!!!!!!!!!

















TURNIPS!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
I see the Fordor on the face of blug....

NO, NO, I INSIST!

LARG!

[LoungeMachine]

L.A.R.G.

Lactating

Animals

Rikk

Gropes




duh.