The Sheep Pen

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
Slick,

She looks like she's telling you that in fact she does accept American Express......

She, MAX? She?

Damn, you'll end up with a handful of something one of these days.

She... shit.

Cheers, and keep your eyes peeled, bro! :bottle:

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
I was more attracted to the red x.

Sure you are cos you've been picking, scratching, licking and sucking them for a cupla weeks.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
Sure you are cos you've been picking, scratching, licking and sucking them for a cupla weeks.

...I walked into that one...

[LoungeMachine]

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep




If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

My friend Rikk has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him NO.

Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a barndoor man, no.


Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
Done with sheep

Dirty Deeds, don't tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds done with sheep --Baaaaa!
(Quiet gals, I think the shepard's comin')

[MAX]

Classic shit there Lounge. :D

Now do one called "Sheep Balls" lmao.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Classic shit there Lounge. :D

Now do one called "Sheep Balls" lmao.

Bob Rivers rocks

Cut off his credit on the post, my bad


Felt it would find a home here.:D

[LoungeMachine]

I'm lower, lower class trailer society
God's gift to barnyard notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the waboritas say I've got the biggest sheep of all

CHORUS
I've got sheep balls
THorman's got sheep balls
And they're such little balls
Dirty little balls
And Tom Vu's got sheep balls,
And she's got sheep balls,
But Sammy's got the sheepest balls of them all!

And his sheep are always bouncing
His ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the Cabo Wabo list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says He's got sheep balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some Sheep are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the Sheep that Lou likes best.
And his Sheep are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's his belief that his sheep balls should .....never be touched by a real woman, [ or something that rhymes].

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
Fabulous Shadow
FatterPussyFart

[academic punk]

good work, kip!

[Anonymous]

Two real classics, Lounger. Grate work. But why is Rikk's name on the first? Are you implying he does more with sheep than just fuck with them?

For some reason, the above doesn't sound that good to me... oh well. Go figure.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
A/P Don't buy into his bullshit... because this rickk person is a low life who lives in the internet world and lost his reality.
Look at his avatar...soap star...i didn't think men like soap opera.

GUNT.

[Rikk]

LMFAO LOUNGE!!!:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
good work, kip!

Finally pop an annoying blista or somethin?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

LM, that is funny shit

[bueno bob]

I've got Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep on CD...threw the lyrics up here like 3 months ago or something!

And now they get noticed!!

I hate you, Rikk

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Nick! who's that pic of fatty above, your older sister ?

Fuck off, cunt.

Somebody quote that in case she DOES have me blocked...