The Sheep Pen

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Rikk
I knew it.

It's because I close the bathhouse after 11pm, isnt it?

It didn't help matters any. You knew I made all the big tips AFTER midnight. You jealous whore.

[bueno bob]

:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
It didn't help matters any. You knew I made all the big tips AFTER midnight. You jealous whore.

I don't allow you to exploit your hot glue gun after midnight on Pen hours!

Throw me out then, CHOOCHY!:p

[bueno bob]

Actually...I've been thinking it over, and I've decided to allow Rikk to stay on by placing my vote in his favor. Considering I'm one of the most well-known and well-respected members of The Sheep Pen, I do have a considerable amount of pull here. This said, Rikk CAN stay on - but Rikk, I'm going to have to re-negotiate your benefits package, I'm voting for at least that much...seriously, man, your health insurance is cutting into the whoring funds.

Maybe we should fire Vanzilla to save us a couple bucks.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Actually...I've been thinking it over, and I've decided to allow Rikk to stay on by placing my vote in his favor. Considering I'm one of the most well-known and well-respected members of The Sheep Pen, I do have a considerable amount of pull here. This said, Rikk CAN stay on - but Rikk, I'm going to have to re-negotiate your benefits package, I'm voting for at least that much...seriously, man, your health insurance is cutting into the whoring funds.

Maybe we should fire Vanzilla to save us a couple bucks.

If I go, I'm taking the BATH HOUSE with me.

See how well you fuckers clean up without the kid here...:D

[bueno bob]

Well, we COULD put you on part time and cut your benefits...that might work...seriously, guys, I gotta figure these books out at the end of the month, and shit just doesn't balance and I gotta fax all these things out to the corporate office...when the math doesn't add up, I have to MAKE it add up, and you know how I hate cooking the books.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Actually...I've been thinking it over, and I've decided to allow Rikk to stay on by placing my vote in his favor. Considering I'm one of the most well-known and well-respected members of The Sheep Pen, I do have a considerable amount of pull here. This said, Rikk CAN stay on - but Rikk, I'm going to have to re-negotiate your benefits package, I'm voting for at least that much...seriously, man, your health insurance is cutting into the whoring funds.

Maybe we should fire Vanzilla to save us a couple bucks.

It still cracks me up that nobody got this connection...

I did make this picture and coin KICKIN' ASS AND TAKIN' NAMES for THREE LOCK...but I was trying to make people out BOB:D...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, we COULD put you on part time and cut your benefits...that might work...seriously, guys, I gotta figure these books out at the end of the month, and shit just doesn't balance and I gotta fax all these things out to the corporate office...when the math doesn't add up, I have to MAKE it add up, and you know how I hate cooking the books.

Our FAB ABUSE fund was way too much this month. Next month, I want to cut down the amount of times we call her cunt down in half, and the amount of times we expose lies down by 35%. We really need to save money. BILL's voracious appetite for Twinkies alone could put us out of business.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
Our FAB ABUSE fund was way too much this month. Next month, I want to cut down the amount of times we call her cunt down in half, and the amount of times we expose lies down by 35%. We really need to save money. BILL's voracious appetite for Twinkies alone could put us out of business.

Why does he keep donating to the George Michael message boards? Hasn't he donated enough, for Christs sake?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
It still cracks me up that nobody got this connection...

I did make this picture and coin KICKIN' ASS AND TAKIN' NAMES for THREE LOCK...but I was trying to make people out BOB:D...

I was surprised nobody caught that myself...I kept waiting and waiting...lol

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Pen crew...why are both GUWAPO and SPLOOGE signed in?

Methinks I smell a cunt...

Maybe STELLA has had what lms2 has not had for many-a-many moon, a penile implant, and she became a he...oh fuck it I have no idea!

[Rikk]

LMFAO!:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I just received the following in my e-mail from a person at this e-mail address:

rikkisgay@yahoo.com

LMFAO!!!:D

The e-mail read:
Mutiny at the Pen.


I guess this is where we're supposed to turn on each other, etc. The e-mailer's name was CHOOCH MAGOOCH. This person voted for me ages ago.

Now, I did notice GUWAPO and SPLOOGE online earlier at the same time. Could be that other unnameable person too.

Either way, there's a mutiny coming...:p

GUWAPO, you have too much time on your hands...I thought I was "next"?

Overthrow zee RIKK!

Actually, I recall that user name, the one with the baby/earphones avatar. I remember posting a postive comment on the little cunt and he was kind of a prick back! I wonder too.

[Rikk]

Very, very interesting.

Strange things are afoot at the CIRCLE K...

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Rikk
It still cracks me up that nobody got this connection...

I did make this picture and coin KICKIN' ASS AND TAKIN' NAMES for THREE LOCK...but I was trying to make people out BOB:D...

Fuck - That just hit me.

Classic!:D