The Sheep Pen

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by academic punk
damn...i'm sitting here scratching the back of my head...I KNOW I didn't walk into that one...yet somehow I did...

As if I used a pawn to put you in check, but then, because I moved that little piece, you were able to move your Queen to take out mine, and put me in checkmate.

Asshole.

DLR7884
This shit is classic fellas.

[MAX]

Sorry AP.

I know your kind has had it's troubles over the years but cheer up. There are lots of us who are tolerant and accepting. I think it's stellar that you are being true to yourself like this. If anyone gives you any shit, just tell me. I'll take care of them and you will not even have to worry about your hair, breaking a nail or anything.

See what I nice guy I am?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
Sorry AP.

I know your kind has had it's troubles over the years but cheer up. There are lots of us who are tolerant and accepting. I think it's stellar that you are being true to yourself like this. If anyone gives you any shit, just tell me. I'll take care of them and you will not even have to worry about your hair, breaking a nail or anything.

See what I nice guy I am?

Geez, MAX, just say it already: "AP, can I suck your cock?"

The answer, alas, is no, I don't swing that way.

Well, maybe if you put on a wig and a push-up bra, and did a cock-tuck like that guy in Silence of the Lambs...and the lights were reeeeeeeeeeal low...

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
The answer, alas, is no, I don't swing that way.

Well, maybe if you put on a wig and a push-up bra, and did a cock-tuck like that guy in Silence of the Lambs...and the lights were reeeeeeeeeeal low...

It's alright cos you already "let it out" in the open. I'm proud of you and it takes real courage to come out of the closet in such a manner. You do your kind proud.

The answer is yes if you already have such visions of me. Believe me, I am flattered but it's just not my thing.

[academic punk]

Somehow it doesn't seem like I'm ever going to gain the upper ground in this one again, does it?

Gawdemmit...

[MAX]

Sorry AP.

I just don't see it happening. I'm too damn good. My master has taught me well.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
Sorry AP.

I just don't see it happening. I'm too damn good. My master has taught me well.

I must say I respect your skills and am imtrigued by your ability.

Please send the necessary information so I can send a subscription payment to yur news letter.

[Rikk]

Fags.

Tomorrow, big SHEEP PEN announcement.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Fags.

Tomorrow, big SHEEP PEN announcement.

uh oh...sounds like MAX is going to be posting the cyber-sex you and he shared, and then proclaiming his eternal love for you.

[Rikk]

MAX: Yeah, that's how I like it. Touch my cock and grunt like a sheep.

RIKK: Uh, sorry bro. I'm not into that shit. I'm not gay. Don't worry, I won't tell the rest of the Army what you're into.

MAX: Yeah! Suck that schlong and call me daddy! I'M YOUR UTAH DADDY!!!

RIKK: Bro, quit it! That shit is disgusting me and if you keep it up, we can't talk anymore!

MAX: Slurp it!

RIKK: I will not slurp it, you sick fuck!!!

[academic punk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHASHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!

"Utah Daddy"! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

MAX and Academic Punk are gay? And they're mocking each other?

What has the world come to?

Cheers! :bottle:

[academic punk]

Die. Painfully.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by academic punk
Die. Painfully.

You tell him, AP!

See, MAX? This is what you get for hurting a friend like AP. I mean, jut because you two broke up, doesn't mean you can go around slandering him like this. He's still your friend, fer Chrissakes!

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Fags.

Tomorrow, big SHEEP PEN announcement.

What, is it that you're inducting the first heterosexual sheep since TJ was inducted?

AP, as I said, just don't bother battling wits with me cos my old master seenbad taught me all too well.