Sanders 2016!!

[Anonymous]

Womarns are trouble. If they didn't have a pussy we wouldn't bother with them. And if her pussy looks like a stepped-on-cabbage? Hahahahaha!!

Then they're good for blowjobs.

Or at least snagging desperate, pathetic clowns in another continent.

[FORD]

I would like to apologise to Ford for correcting him when he was right.

I'm man enough to own up my mistakes.

It's all good.... because I was partially wrong too. The Brits did invent them, but Callard & Bowser weren't the original Brit company.

[ashstralia]

Hi everyone! Saw the light on, thought I'd pop in.

The Original Lofthouse Fisherman's Friends are the best for his stimulation. It helps if she likes them, and like wasabi, the burn is bearable and cured with milk. Her nether regions, I mean.

Toodle pip!

[Angel]

This is non science and I don't know if anyone has ever researched it but anecdotally my experiance has been that the more disperate the parents the better looking the kids. Maybe that's tied to the opposite of inbreeding or maybe it's just bullshit but from my experience when you have say a parent from Jamaica and another from Poland the kid seems to end up a whole lot better looking than either.

I don't disagree with you on that one.

[Angel]

It occured to me that because of the whole nose thing does that mean that Inuit or whatever they are called this week give blow jobs using their noses?

I googled it and it comes back with



This then took me back to story I heard a long long time ago talking to a roadie who used to work for Uriah Heep(look it up).

He said that the best BJ ever was a girl who would drink a cup of tea or coffee do it for a bit and then finish off with a mouthful of ice.

Has anyone ever tried this?

Yes, I have back in the day...

[FORD]

OK... not to get this thread back on topic or anything, but........

[Anonymous]

Figures you'd be excited by this, just by looking at the pictures.

*cue spitroast joke*

Either come out or close the door, FROD. This is getting beyond ridiculous.

It's like everyone knows except you.

[Satan]

War Criminal Says Women who support Bernie will Feel the Burn - in HELL!!



Guess I better start making room for all of them, right?

[Kristy]

[Kristy]

Poor, pathetic slave FORD once again posting his putrid shit that is is master. Now his master is about to go on pseudo-live TV that no one in their right fucking mind watches with another (Jewish) master in order to create a synthetic public opinion that bears no relation to the real sentiments of the vast bulk of the American population (of course, slave FORD's master will manipulate that supposed public consensus to justify the reactionary policies of the ruling class).

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, sit back and watch America's self-professed "Democratic socialist” act like he serious gives a fuck about you or me. Yes, watch Bernie's own master forge a pseudo concern for the “left” bourgeois parties to divert mass opposition into harmless channels - which is basically what the entire toxic Democratic Party has become.

Yes, watch as slave FORD (and other slaves just like him) buy into hand over fist the master Bernie rhetoric bullshit of the financial aristocracy that Sanders rails against without having one fuckign clue one the if master Bernie represented a genuine threat to global interests, he would not be on national television to deliver his jeremiads before a gullible audience.

I said this once before, only you can free yourself slave FORD only you can free yourself from the shackles of master Bernie.


If not, then apologize to me and self-ban for ten years. Your pseudo-left shit is really getting stale.

Better yet, just get the fuck out.

[Satan]

Die and rot in Heaven, cunt.

[Kristy]

Such a sad, slave. So hostile, too.

[DONNIEP]

I hate that band so much. You know who that music appeals to? Rich 15 year old skater kids who wanna piss off the parents that pay for them to have all kinds of cool shit. I had to suffer thru so much of that crap and didn't get it then and I don't get it now.

[DONNIEP]

And framing sucks cock!!! And no, I ain't gonna go back to 1999 and sit in front of a PC so I can load these threads two seconds faster. Framing slows this site down to the point that it's almost unusable for anybody living in 2016. The load times here have been so abysmally slow for months and it ain't my phone. Stop framing!! Unless it's something really cool.

[Kristy]

This is all of what slave FORD has to offer. While waiting all day for his disability check to arrive he trolls pseudo-left web sites that are nothing more than anti-Rethuglicon/TMZ-style "hit journalism." He then proceeds to copy and paste such rhetoric to here and wants everyone else to be a slave just like him. You see the pseudo-left cannot speak for themselves. They need angry old white guys and dismal basic cable channels to do it for them. When any trace of dissent is shown, slave FORD quickly shifts into his turtle/suburban child mode and searches frantically for JewTube vids believing this somehow raises his nonexistent IQ and how we all should be impressed. When that fails his sulks and names calls.